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Random Thoughts of Nothingness

#1 Post by kayrharris » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:38 pm

Disclaimer: This thread is for Sunflower


On my Google Homepage How to of the Day : (I am NOT making this up!)

Seven steps to stop picking your nose

Dye your hair using Kool Aid

Make hearts from plastic straws (hey, just in time for Valentine's Day)
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#2 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:40 pm

kayrharris wrote:Disclaimer: This thread is for Sunflower


On my Google Homepage How to of the Day : (I am NOT making this up!)

Seven steps to stop picking your nose

Dye your hair using Kool Aid

Make hearts from plastic straws (hey, just in time for Valentine's Day)
What about them eye boogers?
Well, then

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#3 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:41 pm

kayrharris wrote:Disclaimer: This thread is for Sunflower


On my Google Homepage How to of the Day : (I am NOT making this up!)

Seven steps to stop picking your nose

Dye your hair using Kool Aid

I thought the Kool Aid was Step 1 at first...... :shock:

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#4 Post by kayrharris » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:48 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Disclaimer: This thread is for Sunflower


On my Google Homepage How to of the Day : (I am NOT making this up!)

Seven steps to stop picking your nose

Dye your hair using Kool Aid

I thought the Kool Aid was Step 1 at first...... :shock:

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Well, I guess it would be hard to color your hair and pick your nose at the same time. :roll:
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#5 Post by clem21 » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:51 pm

kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Disclaimer: This thread is for Sunflower


On my Google Homepage How to of the Day : (I am NOT making this up!)

Seven steps to stop picking your nose

Dye your hair using Kool Aid

I thought the Kool Aid was Step 1 at first...... :shock:

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Well, I guess it would be hard to color your hair and pick your nose at the same time. :roll:
You can Kool-Aid your hair, and you can pick your nose, but you can't Kool-Aid your friends nose hairs..
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#6 Post by christie1111 » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:52 pm

Have you told us about the food at the wedding?

Yes, I always want to know about the food.
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#7 Post by kayrharris » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:56 pm

I did a food report back a few weeks ago after we met with the caterer. I'll see if I can find it for you.
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#8 Post by kayrharris » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:01 pm

Looks like the menu is:

Butler passed goat cheese crustini and chicken/pineapple skewers
when guests arrive

Buffet will include a Tuscan Platter (olives, cheeses, meats, tomatoes
baguettes, olive salad, pepperoncini, red & yellow peppers, etc.
bacon wrapped scallops
crab meat stuffed wontons
stuffed mushrooms
new potatoes
spinach artichoke dip
carving station with beef tenderloin
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#9 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:39 pm

kayrharris wrote:Looks like the menu is:

Butler passed goat cheese crustini and chicken/pineapple skewers
when guests arrive

Buffet will include a Tuscan Platter (olives, cheeses, meats, tomatoes
baguettes, olive salad, pepperoncini, red & yellow peppers, etc.
bacon wrapped scallops
crab meat stuffed wontons
stuffed mushrooms
new potatoes
spinach artichoke dip
carving station with beef tenderloin

What? No nose or eye boogers?
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#10 Post by kayrharris » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:05 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Looks like the menu is:

Butler passed goat cheese crustini and chicken/pineapple skewers
when guests arrive

Buffet will include a Tuscan Platter (olives, cheeses, meats, tomatoes
baguettes, olive salad, pepperoncini, red & yellow peppers, etc.
bacon wrapped scallops
crab meat stuffed wontons
stuffed mushrooms
new potatoes
spinach artichoke dip
carving station with beef tenderloin

What? No nose or eye boogers?

You would dare to blemish my wedding food report?? I'm shocked I tell you, just shocked. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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#11 Post by sunflower » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:03 pm

Thanks Kay!!! :D

You had me at goat cheese crostini!!

Why didn't you post the 7 steps??? Inquiring minds want to know!! Eww.

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#12 Post by 5LD » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:13 pm

I can coach folks to do it in one step.

Keep your fingers out of your noses!

7 Steps is just a waste of time.


And I just reminded myself of Pea. How did that happen?
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#13 Post by peacock2121 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:09 am

5LD wrote:I can coach folks to do it in one step.

Keep your fingers out of your noses!

7 Steps is just a waste of time.


And I just reminded myself of Pea. How did that happen?
Made me gasp laugh!

Thanks for that.

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#14 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:23 am

I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!


My best guess at Step 1 would be: grow your fingernails reeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy long............
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#15 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:25 am

minimetoo26 wrote:I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!

Kay tried to get me to come, but then said there's be no fried chicken..... and probably no Pepsi...

As if I'd go to anything without being properly fed....

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#16 Post by kayrharris » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:27 am

sunflower wrote:Thanks Kay!!! :D

You had me at goat cheese crostini!!

Why didn't you post the 7 steps??? Inquiring minds want to know!! Eww.

Here's a link to the seven steps. Includes a video I didn't bother to watch....that may be TMI.


http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Picking-Your-Nose
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#17 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:30 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!

Kay tried to get me to come, but then said there's be no fried chicken..... and probably no Pepsi...

As if I'd go to anything without being properly fed....

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Smuggle in a bucket of KFC. That's Step 1.

Vegas is famous for its buffets, BTW. So there goes any "Properly Fed" objections you were going to make up when we Shanghai yo azz to Sin City....... :P
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#18 Post by kayrharris » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:33 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!

Kay tried to get me to come, but then said there's be no fried chicken..... and probably no Pepsi...

As if I'd go to anything without being properly fed....

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You and Mini are both invited. In fact anyone here who wants to come is more than welcome. :evil:
Mini can smuggle in the KFC. I'm sure we can find a damn Pepsi for you.
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#19 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:39 am

kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!

Kay tried to get me to come, but then said there's be no fried chicken..... and probably no Pepsi...

As if I'd go to anything without being properly fed....

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You and Mini are both invited. In fact anyone here who wants to come is more than welcome. :evil:
Mini can smuggle in the KFC. I'm sure we can find a damn Pepsi for you.
Actually, you were safe from me showing up once you said "butler"! That's too nice a place for my antics. I will toast the happy couple from a safe distance....
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#20 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:41 am

kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!

Kay tried to get me to come, but then said there's be no fried chicken..... and probably no Pepsi...

As if I'd go to anything without being properly fed....

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You and Mini are both invited. In fact anyone here who wants to come is more than welcome. :evil:
Mini can smuggle in the KFC. I'm sure we can find a damn Pepsi for you.

That's OK Kay, I wouldn't be able to come anyway. I am needed at work on the first weekend of each month anyway, lest nobody within 20 miles will be able to buy any Suavitel when they do their first of the month shopping.....

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