Answers & Points - Lyrically Speaking - 2/9/09

[ShitSandwich]

You knew that eventually LB would get around to using one of last year's LS games in Retro Monday, and you knew exactly who was gonna get that honor.... me! This was the game that rocked everyone's world last January, and infuriated The Man and LB's pussy employer. The game where all the lyrics contained words that would've got you an Ivory Sandwich from your dear old mother. Oh yeah!

A word of warning for the pussifed out there: If you're a prude, you might as well not even bother playing this game..... besides, there's probably some butter that needs to be churned or a helmet that needs some polishing, and I wouldn't want to keep you from that.....

Today's Retro Monday game was originally posted on Wednesday January 16, 2008....

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and don't be afraid to shout the words out loud, baby!



1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

[Bucket of Warm Piss]

God bless you and the rest of the Merry Men who aren't afraid to use the seven words you can't say on TV.

[George Carlin]

God bless you and the rest of the Merry Men who aren't afraid to use the seven words you can't say on TV.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!!!!!!

[mntetn]

Spoiler

1.
2. Get the Party Started, Pink
3.
4.
5.
6. Heart of Glass, Blondie
7.
8.
9. Live to Tell, Madonna (WAG)
10.
11.
12.

Guess I didn't learn a h*** of a lot from last time, d****t.

[Carmelo Anthony]

1.

Spoiler

"Big Shot", Billy Joel

2.

Spoiler

"Get the Party Started", Pink

3.

Spoiler

"You Oughta Know", Alanis Morissette

4.

Spoiler

"Hollaback Girl", Gwen Stefani

5.

Spoiler

"Jeremy", Pearl Jam

6.

Spoiler

"Heart of Glass", Blondie

7.

Spoiler

"Jet Airliner", Steve Miller Band

8.

Spoiler

"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong", Spin Doctors

9. (BARF!)

Spoiler

"Never Again", Nickelback ... an appropriate title, considering that I never again want to hear this band's music

10.

Spoiler

"Zip Me Up Before You Go-Go", George Michael

11.

Spoiler

"Money", Pink Floyd

12.

Spoiler

"I'm a Doughy Pantload", Jonah Goldberg (son of Lucianne Goldberg, who is definitely a bitch)

[minimetoo26]

Now, THIS one I remember!

And I still can't get a couple....

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Big Shot, Billy Joel

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

Get The Party Started, P!nk

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

You Oughta Know, Alanis Mmoorriisseettee (I can never remember which one to double, so I'm giving her the Ronnnn Treatment! )

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

Hollaback Girl, Gwen Stefani

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

Jeremy, Pearl Jam

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Heart of Glass, Blondie

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

Jet Airliner, the suck-ass Steve Miller Band

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

Little Miss Can't Be Wrong, Spin Doctors

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

Nope

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

If I recall, you always ream me out for missing this song! Never Say Never, Romeo Void. Unless this isn't it, but I think it is....

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

Money, Pink Floyd, not to be confused wih the aforementioned P!nk....

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Nope.

[ToLiveIsToFly]

Spoiler

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me
BIG SHOT - BILLY JOEL

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass
GET THIS PARTY STARTED - PINK

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?
YOU OUGHTTA KNOW - ALANIS MORISSETTE

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
HOLLABACK GIRL - GWEN STEFANI

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
JEREMY - PEARL JAM

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
HEART OF GLASS - BLONDIE

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city
JET AIRLINER - STEVE MILLER BAND

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
THE SALT IN MY TEARS - MARTIN BRILEY (WAG)

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat
NEVER SAY NEVER - ROMEO VOID

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit
MONEY - PINK FLOYD

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

[plasticene]

Spoiler

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?
You Oughta Know, Alanis Morrisette. I oughta know how to spell her name, but I'm not sure that's right.

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Heart of Glass?, Blondie.

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city
Take It Easy?, The Eagles

[Bob78164]

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Spoiler

Big Shot, by Billy Joel

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

Spoiler

Something by Alanis Morrissette

[Hotseat Or Bust!]

Spoiler

1.) Big Shot--Billy Joel, 3.) You Outta Know--Alanis Morissette, 5.) Jeremy's Spoken--Pearl Jam, 6.) Heart Of Glass--Blondie, 7.) Jet Airliner--Steve Miller, 8.) Little Miss Can't Be Wrong--Spin Doctors, 11.) Money--Pink Floyd, 12.) ?--Guns & Roses.

[DaveSenior72]

You knew that eventually LB would get around to using one of last year's LS games in Retro Monday, and you knew exactly who was gonna get that honor.... me! This was the game that rocked everyone's world last January, and infuriated The Man and LB's pussy employer. The game where all the lyrics contained words that would've got you an Ivory Sandwich from your dear old mother. Oh yeah!

A word of warning for the pussifed out there: If you're a prude, you might as well not even bother playing this game..... besides, there's probably some butter that needs to be churned or a helmet that needs some polishing, and I wouldn't want to keep you from that.....

Today's Retro Monday game was originally posted on Wednesday January 16, 2008....

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and don't be afraid to shout the words out loud, baby!

No Dave-ja vu this time...I know I've never been here before...

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Big Shot--Billy Joel

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

Get The Party Started--Pink

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

You Oughta Know--Alanis Morrissette

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

Hollaback Girl--Gwen Stefani

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

Jeremy--Pearl Jam (and I KNOW I got this one RIGHT this time!)

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Heart of Glass--Blondie

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

Jet Airliner--Steve Miller Band

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

Little Miss Can't Be Wrong--The Spin Doctors

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

Never Again--Nickelback

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

Never Say Never--Queens of the Stone Age


11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

Money--Pink Floyd (This DOES seem familiar recently though )

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Hair of the Dog--Nazareth

[peacock2121]

Spoiler

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Shut up Britney - Federline and Company

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

Girls Can so Drive - Danika and the Dingbats

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

Brad, How Could You? - Jennifer and Friends

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

US Attorneys Ain't Safe - Alberto Gonzales and the AGs

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

clem was a tool - BobJuch and the Ancestries

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

She is a Piece of Work - Dr Dick and the Dickheads

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

Suburbs Rule - Podunkvillagers

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

Anthem of Sprots - Smoking Kills

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

Why Chris Brown Missed the Grammy's - The Police


12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Don't You Censor Me - Peaby and the Peas

[a1mamacat]

You knew that eventually LB would get around to using one of last year's LS games in Retro Monday, and you knew exactly who was gonna get that honor.... me! This was the game that rocked everyone's world last January, and infuriated The Man and LB's pussy employer. The game where all the lyrics contained words that would've got you an Ivory Sandwich from your dear old mother. Oh yeah!

A word of warning for the pussifed out there: If you're a prude, you might as well not even bother playing this game..... besides, there's probably some butter that needs to be churned or a helmet that needs some polishing, and I wouldn't want to keep you from that.....

Today's Retro Monday game was originally posted on Wednesday January 16, 2008....

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and don't be afraid to shout the words out loud, baby!



1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

Spoiler

Get this Party Started - Pink

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Spoiler

Heart of Glass - Blondie

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Dang it, I can HEAR this one!!!

Golly Gee what a tough quiz this was. Shucks, Kitty, does your mother know you write like this????

[elwoodblues]

Spoiler

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Big Shot - Billy Joel

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

Money - Pink Floyd

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Hair of the Dog - Nazareth

[ghostjmf]

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

Spoiler

Jagged Little Pill (song title or just album title?) (right album/song?)/Alanis Morisette

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Spoiler

Heart of Glass/Blondie

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

__

Spoiler

uh huh

_______________

[starfish1113]

Spoiler

1. Big Shot - Billy Joel
2. Get The Party Started - Pink
3. You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrissette
4. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
5. Jeremy - Pearl Jam
6. Heart of Glass - Blondie
7. Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band
8. Little Miss Can't Be Wrong - Spin Doctors
9. Nope
10. Nope
11. Money - Pink Floyd
12. Nope

[starfish1113]

Spoiler

1. Big Shot - Billy Joel
2. Get The Party Started - Pink
3. You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrissette
4. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
5. Jeremy - Pearl Jam
6. Heart of Glass - Blondie
7. Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band
8. Little Miss Can't Be Wrong - Spin Doctors
9. Nope
10. Nope
11. Money - Pink Floyd
12. Nope

[T_Bone0806]

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Spoiler

Big Shot-Billy Joel

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

Spoiler

Miley Cyrus Gets Her Driver's License-Danny and the Drooling Paparazzi

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

Spoiler

You Oughtta Know-Alannis Morrissette. Still can't get over how this was written for Joey on "Full House"

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

Spoiler

Drive-By on Sesame Street (Puttin' a Cap in Ernie)-Bert

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

Spoiler

Jeremy-Pearl Jam

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Spoiler

Heart of Glass-Blondie

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

Spoiler

Jet Airliner-Steve Miller Band. Back in the day, the radio played the version that said "funky kicks".

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

Spoiler

Little Miss Can't Be Wrong-Spin Doctors

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

Spoiler

The Real Truth About Doggie Daddy-Augie Doggie (ok, you probably have to be "of a certain age" to get that one .

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

Spoiler

You're Not Bad Looking, But the Bleating Really Turns Me Off-Ursula & the Unattainables

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

Spoiler

Money-Pink Floyd

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Spoiler

Hair of the Dog-Nazareth

[mellytu74]

Spoiler

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Big Shot - Billy Joel

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

Get the Party Started - Pink

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Heart of Glass - Blondie

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

[PanicinDetroit]

Spoiler

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Heart of Glass - Blondie

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city
Jet Airliner - The Steve Miller Band

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit
Money - Pink Floyd

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Hair of the Dog - Nazareth
One of my guilty pleasures. My buddy and I went to see Nazareth a lifetime ago. My bud fell asleep. I guess the combination of cold medication and beer was a bit much.

[clem21]

Retro Monday from one year ago?! Seriously what the hell? Are you like trying to intentionally aggravate me. I mean I know many Bored members are old but one year is not such a long time to forget. Ridiculous. But at least today I'll get some real points of my own from the looks of it...Because no one in the 50s was allowed to use this kinda language I guess...

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Spoiler

NO! NO WAY! WTF?????????????? YOU'RE ACTUALLY REPEATING BILLY JOEL SONGS NOW!!! AND YET YOU CAN"T EVEN LISTEN TO ONE DAMN BILLY SONG??!!! I bust my ass every day here. I mean everyone else answers for their own dumb egos and their own standing. You get nothing out of them! Meanwhile I show up here not for my own shits and giggles but because I want to add humor to this game. I actually work hard on my answers and I think "How can I make LB laugh?" I actually give something back to the game, while everyone else just ungratefully answers without giving anything back. And despite this I compete for a piddling 5 points despite the fact that I'm the one who makes reading these answers worthwhile on a daily basis!! Everyone else should be competing for 5 points! And why is it 5 anyway?? Why can't I get like 20 if I'm really good? Is it just 'cuz Fanny won't let you, you dumb whipped bastard?? Is it?? And I'm okay with it. Sure, I'd like to host a game one day, not only b/c I'd know all the answers but also b/c I could show y'all what decent music truly is. But I don't ask and I don't complain...but the least you could do is at least LISTEN to FUCKING CAPTAIN JACK!!!!!!!!!!! IS IT REALLY ASKING SO MUCH?!!!! I WANT CAPTAIN JACK IN AN LS!!!!!!!!! SOON!!!!!! OR THERE WILL BE NOSES EXPLODING INDISCRIMINATELY!!!! DON"T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and it's Big Shot - Billy Joel.

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

Spoiler

No idea and I'm too tired from that rant to give a funny answer...

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

Spoiler

You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette, Who knew Canadiens could be so dirty?? The sweet little girl of jagged Lil' Pill fame went crazy in this song so it's actually pretty memorable...

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

Spoiler

Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani, My favorite part is that this is played on our campus all the time during outdoor events except every time it says shit it's replaced with an incredibly obviously dubbed "stuff." Gets me every time...

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

Spoiler

Jeremy - Pearl Jam, "Hey my friend's kid killed himself in front of his classmates, wanna write a song about it and make money off it?"
"Hell yeah!"

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Spoiler

I'm In Love With My Flatulence - The Cramps

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

Spoiler

Jet Airliner - Don't Remember, Once heard my friend playing this on Guitar Hero...the lyrics were funny...Guitar Hero is stupid...go out and get some sunshine kiddies...

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

Spoiler

I'm Down To Two Packs A Day...No Really! - Liar Liar Pants On Fire

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

Spoiler

Never Again - Nickelback, Nice song...but I disagree. I'd hit a lady if she deserved it. Of course I'm not an angry drunk....

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

Spoiler

Don't Screw The Homeless Guy! - Weird Shit

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

Spoiler

Money - Pink Floyd, and Velvet Revolver AND Phish (Take that you dumbass showoffs!) I love this song. It's so simple but so....good. I can't explain it but well picked LB, there's hope for you yet...

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Spoiler

Hair Of The Dog - Guns N' Roses, Memorable for it's Funky Cold Medina-esque opening (listen closely) and of course the early 90s Guns N' Roses shrieking...This makes like five 90s songs today! Well done LB. Keep it up...

[Sisyphean Fan]

Spoiler

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Big Shot - Billy Joel

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

Get This Party Started - Pink

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrisette

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

Jeremy - Pearl Jam

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Heart of Glass - Blondie

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

Jet Airliner - Steve Miller

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

I didn't know this one last time either, apparently it didn't impress me enough to remember it.

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

Never Again - Nickelback

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

I Might Like You Better If We Slept Together - Romeo Void

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

Money - Pink Floyd

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Hair of the Dog - Nazareth

[Estonut]

Spoiler

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Big Shot - Billy Joel


2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

Get This Party Started - Pink


3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrisette


4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani


5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck

Jeremy - Pearl Jam


6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Heart of Glass - Blondie


7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city

Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band


8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off

Little Miss Can't Be Wrong - The Spin Doctors


9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

Tired of your shit, Clem - The Same Craps


10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat

Never Say Never - Romeo Void


11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit

Money - Pink Floyd


12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Dump the Waiter, Nicole - The OJs
I've heard this forever. Don't own it. Don't know who sang it, or even the title.

[littlebeast13]

1. And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me
Big Shot - Billy Joel

2. Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass
Get The Party Started - Pink

3. It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?
You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrisette (A staple of late 90's BP at Old Busch Stadium...)

4. I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani (It's Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!)

5. Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
Jeremy - Pearl Jam

6. Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Heart of Glass - Blondie

7. And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit goin' down in the city
Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band (Last year it was elwood, this year it was TBone who pointed out that many radio stations replace the start of that last line with "funky kicks"....)

8. I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
Little Miss Can't Be Wrong - The Spin Doctors (This was the song last year where Fanny first invoked The Shithouse Rats in what was one of the funniest answers of all of last season. Of course, we have comedian clem to bring down the house this year....)

9. Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure
Never Again - Nickelback (Maybe the greatest lyric ever! It just feels so fun to say)

10. The slump by the courthouse
With windburn skin
That man could give a fuck
About the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat
Never Say Never - Romeo Void

11. _____, it's a hit
But don't give me that do goody good bullshit
Money - Pink Floyd (One of two songs that have already been used this year, only clem decided not to complain about this one....)

12. Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Hair of the Dog - Nazareth


JJC Points:

mntetn got a JJC point for attempting to cuss about not learning from last time...

Melo got 2 JJC points for Zip Me Up Before You Go Go...

Mini gets a JJC point for FiNALLY remembering Never Say Never!!! I have used it in each of the last three LS runs I've had, and it was only naggingly familiar to her the first two times....

Pea was in rare form and gets the supermax of 5 JJC points for her answers, unless someone comes back and edits this to take them away....

The thought of Evil Bert putting a cap in Ernie got TBone 2 JJC points...

Clem only gets 3 JJC points today since he knew most of the songs and seemed to run out of steam after that long-winded rant on the first song....

Fanny gets a JJC point because I jipted her last year by not verifying that Queens of the Stone Age did Never Say Never. When DaveSenior invoked the same band this year, I remembered Fanny's answer and finally looked it up. I don't even think I had heard of that group when I originally posted this game last year....

Estonut gets 2 JJC points for taking a shot at clem, which is always good for humor points...


Points:

mntetn 4+1
Melo 20+2
mini 20+1
TLITF 18
plasticene 4
Bob 3
HSoB 14
DaveSr 24
Pea 0+5
Saucy 4
elwood 8
ghost 3
starfish 18
TBone 16+2
melly 8
Panic 8
clem 15+3
Fanny 21+1
Estonut 20+2


Retro scores from 1/16/08 (For nostalgia purposes only):

VaDame - 14
NellyLunatic1980 - 12
fantine33 - 20
ToLiveIsToFly - 18
mikehardware - 4
minimetoo26 - 18
ladysoleil - 8
vails11 - 18
mrkelley23 - 18
ghostjmf - 3
T_Bone0806 - 16
mntetn - 2
starfish1113 - 16
TheConfessor - 6
hermillion - 8
KillerTomato - 18
mellytu74 - 10
elwoodblues - 8
traininvain - 18

[mellytu74]

Points:
melly 8

Retro scores from 1/16/08 (For nostalgia purposes only):

mellytu74 - 10

What did I know then that I didn't remember yesterday? Big Old Jet Airliner?