The NHTSA recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with a US auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine the cause of fatalities in accidents.
They were surprised to find in almost all states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"
Only ( UNAMED PICK REGIONAL AREA OF YOUR CHOICE) was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Humor for the day
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macrae1234
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Humor for the day
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peacock2121
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Re: Humor for the day
Let's hope Kay doesn't see this.
It will piss her off.
It will piss her off.
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silvercamaro
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Re: Humor for the day
I'm offended by humor that makes fun of regionisity.
Now generating the White Hot Glare of Righteousness on behalf of BBs everywhere.
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JoeBobBillyWayneTucker
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Re: Humor for the day
So where's the punch line?
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ulysses5019
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Re: Humor for the day
I guess you wouldn't get the punch line because he was holding one can of beer.JoeBobBillyWayneTucker wrote:So where's the punch line?
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