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#1 Post by danielh41 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:15 am

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/around_town/t ... cord-.html
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#2 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:16 am

grotesque.


but maybe she could help out with the octuplets...

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#3 Post by danielh41 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:21 am

I don't suppose her workout routine includes running...
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#4 Post by Appa23 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:24 am

So, the Guinness Book that my son received for Christmas already is out-of-date. (Of course, flipping through the book with a friend, they got a great giggle from the picture of the previous record-holder.)
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#5 Post by mellytu74 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:24 am

danielh41 wrote:I don't suppose her workout routine includes running...
That made me laugh.
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#6 Post by BackInTex » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:26 am

sad
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#7 Post by jaybee » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:44 am

At least she has a better chance than most at surviving a head-on collision.
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#8 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:05 pm

At least she has a better chance than most at surviving a head-on collision.

or drowning.



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#9 Post by Thousandaire » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:09 pm

KKK? Does she call them Grand Dragoons?
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#10 Post by 5LD » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:20 pm

How would one sleep?

Makes me hurt just thinking about it.

She's insane. Totally insane.
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#11 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:08 pm

5LD wrote:How would one sleep?

Makes me hurt just thinking about it.

She's insane. Totally insane.
07-13-2003, 03:00 AM the specific IRS Letter Ruling about "professional sized" breast implants being ruled as a legal business expense deduction is IRS vs. Cynthia Hess (a.k.a. Chesty Love). The tax court judge ruled that IF the size of the breast implants was large enough that no girl would ordinarily get them for purely cosmetic reasons
(generally taken to mean larger than 1000cc), and that IF the girl worked in a business where larger breasts would have a positive effect on income (i.e. dancer, actress, model, even waitress), and that IF these breast implants were large enough in comparison to the girl's physique that they would pose more of a "burden" than a "benefit" in real life (i.e. big enough that guys spot them instantly from across the street) such that their only real value must be business related, that in such a case breast implants are an allowable business investment. As an independent contractor, I deduct my own implants as a capital investment with a 3 year depreciation on Schedule C of my tax return.
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#12 Post by Estonut » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:38 am

The article didn't say a thing about her working in a topless bar, Daniel. Do you recognize her from your local strip joint?
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#13 Post by earendel » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:44 am

What's that old cliche - "anything more than a mouthful is wasted"?

Seriously, I don't see how anyone, male or female, could find breasts of that size even remotely attractive.
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#14 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:47 am

Meh. I've seen bigger boobs in Washington.
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#15 Post by wintergreen48 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:55 am

danielh41 wrote:I don't suppose her workout routine includes running...
Well, if she trips and falls, she will no doubt bounce right back up and keep on going.
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#16 Post by earendel » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:05 am

In light of the discussion in another thread, I wonder about her doing jumping jacks.
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#17 Post by danielh41 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:29 am

Estonut wrote:
The article didn't say a thing about her working in a topless bar, Daniel. Do you recognize her from your local strip joint?
The subject heading was a joke more than anything. However, if a person is going to turn herself into a freak show, she might as well make money off it.
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#18 Post by Carmelo Anthony » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:04 am

I'd love to dribble those basketballs, but La La would knock me out.
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#19 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:21 am

Thanks for the mammaries!
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#20 Post by tanstaafl2 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:27 am

wintergreen48 wrote:
danielh41 wrote:I don't suppose her workout routine includes running...
Well, if she trips and falls, she will no doubt bounce right back up and keep on going.
Also on the "plus" side there is not much chance she will ever drown either...
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#21 Post by franktangredi » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:21 pm

When I saw this, I assumed you were branching out from modeling.
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#22 Post by tanstaafl2 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:35 pm

She must be otherwise tiny to be only a 38 with those two bowling balls on her chest. Which probably only further contributes to making them look so grotesquely big.
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#23 Post by silvercamaro » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:43 pm

I have a serious question. That is, I'm seriously asking the men of the board.

Do any of you guys find these flesh-covered mounds, as shown in the photo, attractive or enticing?

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#24 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:49 pm

silvercamaro wrote:I have a serious question. That is, I'm seriously asking the men of the board.

Do any of you guys find these flesh-covered mounds, as shown in the photo, attractive or enticing?
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Well I wouldn't mind having her in front of me in a crash, but otherwise, no.
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#25 Post by danielh41 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:52 pm

silvercamaro wrote:I have a serious question. That is, I'm seriously asking the men of the board.

Do any of you guys find these flesh-covered mounds, as shown in the photo, attractive or enticing?

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The image is repulsive to me, but I'm female, so I may not be the best judge.
No. Natural is almost always better, and she looks about as unnatural as anyone I've seen.
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