The Ten Dumbest Things Hillary Clinton Has Ever Said

[Bob Juch]

10. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary on the release of subpoenaed documents.

9 (tie). "Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody's going to believe them.' --Hillary on Bill's infidelities.

9 (tie). "If I didn't kick his ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." --Hillary on Bill in general.

7. "The great story here for anybody willing to find it, write about it and explain it is this vast right-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for president." --Hillary, denying that there was anything truthful about what became "fornigate".

6. "I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned (about Islam) has come from my daughter. (As) some of you who are our friends know, she (Chelsea) took a course last year in Islamic history." --Hillary on her knowledge of Islam.

5. "If you want to remain on this detail, get your f--king ass over here and grab those bags." --Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who declined to carry her luggage because he needed to keep his hands free to protect her.

4. "Many of you are well enough off that... the tax cuts may have helped you.... We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." --Hillary explaining her opposition to Bush's tax cut.

3. "F--k off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too. Just do your goddamn job and keep your mouth shut." --Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."

2. "I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres--- being a first-term senator." --Hillary regarding her presidential ambitions.

1. "No. We just can't trust the American people to make those types of choices.... Government has to make those choices for people." --Hillary, on whether Americans should be able to make their own health care decisions.

[minimetoo26]

9 (tie). "If I didn't kick his ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." --Hillary on Bill in general.

I actually kinda like this one....

[Jeemie]

9 (tie). "If I didn't kick his ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." --Hillary on Bill in general.

I actually kinda like this one....

And she was right on the other 9 (tie) one as well...nobody DID believe them...until there was physical evidence.

[vettech]

9 (tie). "If I didn't kick his ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." --Hillary on Bill in general.

I actually kinda like this one....

Me, too.

1a. "I do" --while marrying Bill

[Appa23]

Is there a purpose for posting this list?

Is it so SSS can post a list of the top ten dumbest things that Obama said during the campaign?

[gsabc]

Since when is having a purpose a requirement for posting things?

[Bob78164]

I thought that at least some of these alleged quotes had been debunked. --Bob

[etaoin22]

If those are really even close to the dumbest things she has said, she is the smartest American political figure in at least two generations.

[peacock2121]

9 (tie). "If I didn't kick his ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." --Hillary on Bill in general.

I actually kinda like this one....

Me, too.

1a. "I do" --while marrying Bill

I was sure that one was going to be there.

[peacock2121]

Since when is having a purpose a requirement for posting things?

since









never!





what........ am I 12?

[silverscreenselect]

Is there a purpose for posting this list?

Is it so SSS can post a list of the top ten dumbest things that Obama said during the campaign?

While I understand the right wingers trashing Hillary and Bill, I fail to understand why those on the left continue to get themselves so worked up about them, especially when these critics are still enraptured by Obama. Obama has already shown enough to indicate to a whole lot of people that he's just another politician, and quite possibly one who may approach Carteresque levels of mismanagement.

In a few months, we'll be talking about a whole lot more than ten dumb things Obama has done.

[lilclyde54]

I don't know if it was right or not but SSS's post was sure entertaining.

[ghostjmf]

Y'all have to watch Frontline's "Dreams of Obama" (or something like that) (yes, its PBS) show with a short description of Obama running right over hapless Illinois state legistlator who asked him to run for her job because she was going to run for the House of Reps nationally. She lost, & then wanted her position on the ticket for the job she had had back. Lotsa local community leaders plead on her behalf. To no avail.

Obama (with the help of his research team) not only proved that her signatures to get on the ballot left a lot to be desired, legally (it was Chicago, after all), but that everyone else's signature list, except his (it was Chicago, after all), showed similar legal problems. He wound up running on an ballot with only his name on it. Guess who won that seat.

It also has lotsa more-flattering footage of young Obama in his Harvard Law School speaking-out-person days, sounding exactly like nowadays, but dressed way more casually. But never sloppily.

[BigDrawMan]

this list was made before the campaign.

[Estonut]

this list was made before the campaign.

I'm sure Bob just put it together today!

[vettech]

I don't know if it was right or not but SSS's post was sure entertaining.

That it was. I'm an Independent so I just enjoy slams against all politicians no matter which side of the fence they're on.

[BigDrawMan]

I actually kinda like this one....

Me, too.

1a. "I do" --while marrying Bill

I was sure that one was going to be there.

uh, no

without Bill, she would be making wills,chasing ambulances, fighting ghost's traffic tickets and running for school board

[ghostjmf]

SpongeBobPantless says:

without Bill, she would be making wills,chasing ambulances, fighting ghost's traffic tickets and running for school board

I do not have any traffic tickets. "Traffic" means moving cars. Mine wasn't.

[BigDrawMan]

SpongeBobPantless says:

without Bill, she would be making wills,chasing ambulances, fighting ghost's traffic tickets and running for school board

I do not have any traffic tickets. "Traffic" means moving cars. Mine wasn't.

hillary will fight that too


a new frontline is on tonite
it is about the mafia

[BigDrawMan]

SpongeBobPantless says:

without Bill, she would be making wills,chasing ambulances, fighting ghost's traffic tickets and running for school board

I do not have any traffic tickets. "Traffic" means moving cars. Mine wasn't.

hillary will fight that too


a new frontline is on tonite
it is about the mafia

[peacock2121]

You both have pet names for each other!

That is so cute.

[Flybrick]

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In a few months, we'll be talking about a whole lot more than ten dumb things Obama has done.

Blasphemy!

Thou shalt not mock the Chosen One lest the Inquisition knocketh on thy door...

[Bob Juch]

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In a few months, we'll be talking about a whole lot more than ten dumb things Obama has done.

Blasphemy!

Thou shalt not mock the Chosen One lest the Inquisition knocketh on thy door...

Spoiler

Nobody expects the Inquisition!

[The Spanish Inquisition]

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In a few months, we'll be talking about a whole lot more than ten dumb things Obama has done.

Blasphemy!

Thou shalt not mock the Chosen One lest the Inquisition knocketh on thy door...

Spoiler

Nobody expects the Inquisition!

Spoiler

You rang?

[littlebeast13]

Blasphemy!

Thou shalt not mock the Chosen One lest the Inquisition knocketh on thy door...

Spoiler

Nobody expects the Inquisition!

Spoiler

You rang?

You are 4 hours late!

I guess nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition to show up late.....

lb13