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Blondes and Snow

#1 Post by wintergreen48 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:04 am

Bob and his wife live in Buffalo. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, 'We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.' Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

A day later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, 'We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.' Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next day they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says 'We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...........' then the electric power goes out.

Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, 'Honey, I don't know what to do: which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?'

With the love and understanding in his voice typical of men who are married to Blondes, Bob says, 'Darling, why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?'
Innocent, naive and whimsical. And somewhat footloose and fancy-free.

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