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Sir_Galahad
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by Sir_Galahad » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:43 am
This may be my last post for some time. As a result of the election outcome, I have made the decision to leave home for the next couple of years years and become more directly involved with a guerrilla group on our Texas/Mexican border which is fighting to protect our nation against illegal and undesirable immigrants. I have been in contact with this group for a number of years, and now I will finally join them. I know many of you won't understand- - but I have not made this decision lightly. Nothing you can say or do will stop me from doing what I truly believe in. These border crossers must be stopped at all costs. If this works out the way I hope, it's possible I will never come back. A photo of my guerrilla group is attached. See ya'll in 5 years...
Disclaimer: This photo is rather graphic. If you object to graphic photos please do not peek. And, please tell any minors to leave the room as you view this photo. It could turn your stomach. I will not be responsible if your eyes bleed or if other body parts react to this photo. View at your own risk.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke
Perhaps the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about...
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christie1111
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by christie1111 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:15 am
Whew!
You had me a little worried there SirG!
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Jeemie
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by Jeemie » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:21 am
That's not very practical.
They're offering up an awful lot of bulls-eyes.
1979 City of Champions 2009
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by gsabc » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:24 am
One would think the group might attract MORE border crossers. All the better to get them in their crosshairs, I guess.
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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christie1111
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by christie1111 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:29 am
The second one from the rights implants look a bit artificial to me.
I'm just sayin.
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Rexer25
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by Rexer25 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:31 am
christie1111 wrote:The second one from the rights implants look a bit artificial to me.
I'm just sayin.
It's been my experience that details of this nature can only be truly determined after several hours of intense scrutiny and examination.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!
That'll be $10, please.
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franktangredi
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by franktangredi » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:34 am
Sir_Galahad wrote:This may be my last post for some time. As a result of the election outcome, I have made the decision to leave home for the next couple of years years and become more directly involved with a guerrilla group on our Texas/Mexican border which is fighting to protect our nation against illegal and undesirable immigrants. I have been in contact with this group for a number of years, and now I will finally join them. I know many of you won't understand- - but I have not made this decision lightly. Nothing you can say or do will stop me from doing what I truly believe in. These border crossers must be stopped at all costs. If this works out the way I hope, it's possible I will never come back. A photo of my guerrilla group is attached. See ya'll in 5 years...
Disclaimer: This photo is rather graphic. If you object to graphic photos please do not peek. And, please tell any minors to leave the room as you view this photo. It could turn your stomach. I will not be responsible if your eyes bleed or if other body parts react to this photo. View at your own risk.
This group could cross the border while standing a yard away.
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littlebeast13
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by littlebeast13 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:35 am
Who would have ever thought we'd one day have the technology to post nekkid pictures on the Bored....?
lb13
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Jeemie
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by Jeemie » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:50 am
littlebeast13 wrote:Who would have ever thought we'd one day have the technology to post nekkid pictures on the Bored....?
lb13
That's what the Internet is invented for, and why it keeps improving- the goal always being to download pictures of naked women at ever-increasing speeds and ever-better quality.
I think that was in the original charter.
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Al Gore
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by Al Gore » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:53 am
Jeemie wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:Who would have ever thought we'd one day have the technology to post nekkid pictures on the Bored....?
lb13
That's what the Internet is invented for, and why it keeps improving- the goal always being to download pictures of naked women at ever-increasing speeds and ever-better quality.
I think that was in the original charter.
It was! I wrote that charter!
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ne1410s
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by ne1410s » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:54 am
(gary larson) "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal." (/gl)
"When you argue with a fool, there are two fools in the argument."
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Jeemie
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by Jeemie » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:54 am
Al Gore wrote:Jeemie wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:Who would have ever thought we'd one day have the technology to post nekkid pictures on the Bored....?
lb13
That's what the Internet is invented for, and why it keeps improving- the goal always being to download pictures of naked women at ever-increasing speeds and ever-better quality.
I think that was in the original charter.
It was! I wrote that charter!
Well- those women are increasing my mean temperature!
1979 City of Champions 2009
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kayrharris
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by kayrharris » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:03 am
Who's their plastic surgeon? If I'm getting implants, I want them bigger and I want the nipples
where they're supposed to be! Good grief!!!
"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. "
Benjamin Franklin
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by BigDrawMan » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:30 am
they dont look like guerillas.
you can prove it with some action shots
I dont torture mallards all the time, but when I do, I prefer waterboarding.
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by peacock2121 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:33 am
The fourth one from the left should ask for a re-pose.
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Sir_Galahad
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by Sir_Galahad » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:38 am
kayrharris wrote:Who's their plastic surgeon? If I'm getting implants, I want them bigger and I want the nipples
where they're supposed to be! Good grief!!!
Bigger is not always better. My momma always says that more than a mouthful is a waste.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke
Perhaps the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about...
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ulysses5019
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by ulysses5019 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:44 am
littlebeast13 wrote:Who would have ever thought we'd one day have the technology to post nekkid pictures on the Bored....?
lb13
Hmmmm, I wonder if I can find the appropriate avatar?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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by Bob Juch » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:47 am
Sir_Galahad wrote:kayrharris wrote:Who's their plastic surgeon? If I'm getting implants, I want them bigger and I want the nipples
where they're supposed to be! Good grief!!!
Bigger is not always better. My momma always says that more than a mouthful is a waste.
What did your daddy say?
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
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Sir_Galahad
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by Sir_Galahad » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:49 am
Bob Juch wrote:Sir_Galahad wrote:kayrharris wrote:Who's their plastic surgeon? If I'm getting implants, I want them bigger and I want the nipples
where they're supposed to be! Good grief!!!
Bigger is not always better. My momma always says that more than a mouthful is a waste.
What did your daddy say?
He just smiled.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke
Perhaps the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about...
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ulysses5019
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by ulysses5019 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:52 am
Sir_Galahad wrote:Bob Juch wrote:Sir_Galahad wrote:
Bigger is not always better. My momma always says that more than a mouthful is a waste.
What did your daddy say?
He just smiled.
With his mouth full?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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frogman042
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by frogman042 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:04 am
Thanks for keeping us abreast of your status, but aren't you worried that you oppenents might try to match you - tit for tat - so to speak (qualifying it as today's BPOTD).
---Jay
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ne1410s
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by ne1410s » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:21 am
I thought we had the right to bare arms...
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ulysses5019
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by ulysses5019 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:04 pm
ne1410s wrote:I thought we had the right to bare arms...
This seems like a logical extension of that law.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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christie1111
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by christie1111 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:07 pm
ulysses5019 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:Who would have ever thought we'd one day have the technology to post nekkid pictures on the Bored....?
lb13
Hmmmm, I wonder if I can find the appropriate avatar?
I don't think the dog in a duck costume fits this particular thread.
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by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:18 pm
ne1410s wrote:I thought we had the right to bare arms...
We have the right to arm bears.
