Answers & Points - Lyrically Speaking - 1/7/09

[elwoodblues]

1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

Spoiler

Lola - The Kinks

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave

Spoiler

Keeping The Faith - Billy Joel

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph

Spoiler

Kodachrome - Paul Simon

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone

Spoiler

The Ballad of Annie Camaro

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

Spoiler

I Drink Alone - George Thorogood

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

Spoiler

Come Monday - Jimmy Buffet

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires

Spoiler

Steroid Rage - Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, many others

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke

[Bob78164]

I wouldn't want to be completely shut out for the whole game.

2. Lola by The Kinks

--Bob

[clem21]

1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

Spoiler

Dammit The Crippled Prostitute From Yesterday Is Back! - Miss Scarlet

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

Spoiler

Hahahahaha I LOVE this song..brings back memories it's L-O-L-A:
Lola - The Kinks (also see Weird Al's brilliant parody "Yoda")

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

Y'know I think I've heard this but maybe I'm imagining it...Anyway

Spoiler

Fast Food F****ers (explicit) - Rosie O'Donnell

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Spoiler

Does "Boom" Mean Guy Parts? - Sexually Confused Nation

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave

Spoiler

How I Became The President - The Dubyas

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph

Spoiler

How Can I Make This Funny? - C'mon I'm Not A Miracle Worker

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone

Spoiler

My Canine's A Pansy (Even The Squirrels Could Take Him) - The Camaros

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

Spoiler

Why I Screwed Around With A Stripper - Wilbur Mills

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

Spoiler

Man, Those 90s Fads Are Radical! - The Furbys

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires

Spoiler

Dammit I know this but I'm kinda embarrassed that I do...grrr
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it

Spoiler

WHAT!! Pizza Hut Really Delivered The Pasta!?!? - Sarcastic Who Gives A Shits

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke

Spoiler

Fine, My National Anthem Was Crap - Roseanne

[clem21]

Oh man I an so damned pissed off right now! I love

Spoiler

Funky Cold Medina

...I was just so busy trying to think of a joke I never realized that I actually knew the song ARGH!
Meanwhile I HAVE heard

Spoiler

Parents Just Don't Understand

but probably not in the last 5 years so that one's understandable for me. Note To Self: Next time think before going straight to unfunny jokes....

[SportsFan68]

Answers!

1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

Harry Potter and the Evening of Equus, The Weird Sisters

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

Lola, the Kinks

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

Heart Attack City, Ronald McDonald

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Sonic's Answer to that creepy plastic king that invades people's homes, B. King

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave

Keepin the Faith, Billy Joel

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph

Kodachrome, Paul Simon

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone

In Heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here, Bud Weiser

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

John Daniels and the Colonel, Hoo-Rah

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

Come Monday, Jimmy Buffett

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires

I've heard this, but I can't "hear" it, so I can't get to the title.

I'll guess Customized Cadillac, Billy and the Cruisers

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it

I Dream of Babies'-Breath, Elysian Fields

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke

Will Sing for Beer, The 4Thousand Freshmen

[kroxquo]

Spoiler

1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

Kinks - Lola

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave

Billy Joel - Keeping The Faith

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph

Paul Simon - Kodachrome

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

George Thorogood - I Drink Alone

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

Jimmy Buffett - Come Monday

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke

[mellytu74]

1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

Spoiler

Little Red Corvette - Prince

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

Spoiler

Lola - the Kinks

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

Spoiler

Parents Just Don't Understand - DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave

Spoiler

Keeping the Faith - Billy Joel

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph

Spoiler

Kodachrome - Paul Simon

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone

Spoiler

Funky Cold Medina - Tone Loc

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

Spoiler

I Drink Alone - George Thorogood

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

Spoiler

Come Monday - Jimmy Buffett

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires

Spoiler

My 1964 Crackup - Richie (later Dick) Allen

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke

[T_Bone0806]

1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

Spoiler

Little Red Corvette-Prince

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

Spoiler

Lola-The Kinks

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

Spoiler

Four Star Dining-Larry the Cable Guy

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Spoiler

The Shizzle Has Hit the Fan-Snoop Dogg

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave

Spoiler

Keeping the Faith-Billy Joel

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph

Spoiler

Kodachrome-Paul Simon

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone

Spoiler

I Have Shizzle Fo' Brains So I Don't Know the Answer-Snoop Bone

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

Spoiler

Time to Get Shizzle-Faced-Snoop JimmyJoeBob

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

Spoiler

Come Monday-Jimmy Buffett

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires

Spoiler

Before He Cheats-Carrie Underwood

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it

Spoiler

Nothing But Flowers-Talking Heads

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke

Spoiler

This Note's For You-Neil Young & The Bluenotes

[starfish1113]

Spoiler

1. Little Red Corvette - Prince
2. Lola - Kinks
3. Parents Just Don't Understand - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
4.Humpty Dance - Digital Underground
5. Keeping the Faith - Billy Joel
6. Kodachrome - Paul Simon
7, Funky Cold Medina - Tone Loc
8. Dreamin' of Suzy - Joe Namath
9. Come Monday - Jimmy Buffett
10. Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
11. The LB Blues - ES
12. It's Neil Young but I can't think of the name of the song

[mrkelley23]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR LYRICALLY SPEAKING! LYRICALLY SPEAKING IS THE GAME THAT PACKS A PUNCH TO YOUR EARDRUMS, KIND OF LIKE MY GENTLE VOICE! YOU KNOW, WHEN MY BUDDY LB ASKED ME TO WRITE UP A WACKY WEDNESDAY GAME FOR HIM, IT WAS AN OFFER I COULDN'T REFUSE EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN'T INCLUDE ANY FREEBIES. YOU SEE, IF LB WOULDN'T HAVE STOCKED ALL THAT OXI CLEAN FOR ME BACK IN THE DAY, I WOULDN'T HAVE BECOME THE WORLD FAMOUS, WELL-LOVED PRODUCT PITCHMAN I'VE BECOME TODAY!

I LOVE PERFECT PRODUCT PLACEMENT, SO FOR TODAY'S GAME, I SELECTED LYRICS FROM 12 SONGS THAT NOT ONLY MAKE YOU WANT TO GET UP AND DANCE, BUT GET UP AND BUY SOMETHING BRAND NAME! THESE LYRICS COULDN'T BE MORE PERSUASIVE IF I WERE SINGING THEM!

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1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

Spoiler

Little Red Corvette -- Prince

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

Spoiler

Lola -- The Kinks

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

Spoiler

Parents just don't Understand -- DJ Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Spoiler

Humpty Dance -- Digital Underground

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave

Spoiler

Keeping the Faith -- Billy Joel

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph

Spoiler

Kodachrome -- Paul Simon

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone

Spoiler

Funky Cold Medina -- Tone Loc

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

Spoiler

I Drink Alone -- George Thorogood and his Destroyers

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

Spoiler

Come Monday -- Jimmy Buffett

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires

Spoiler

Before he Cheats -- Carrie Underwood

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it

Spoiler

Fast Food Junkie -- Mr K and his High School Musicals

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke

Spoiler

I can See the video -- it's by Neil Young... but the song was so forgettable I can't even come up with more of the lyrics.

[PanicinDetroit]

I only have 3 again...

Spoiler

2. Lola - The Kinks
6. Kodachrome - Paul Simon
8. I Drink Alone - George Thoroughgood

I was hoping that you would use a few of the product placements from Eminem so that I could relate my fantasy audition.

Let's pretend that you did....
11. "He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings"

Spoiler

The Slim Shady Song - Eminem
This one brings back memories of a Detroit audition long ago.

Trying to be hip with the locals, one of the brunette femal APs asked an auditioner, "Who is better: Kid Rock or Eminem?"

My fantasy dialog went something like this:

Brunette AP: So Panic, who is better: Kid Rock or Eminem
Panic: Eminem, of course!
B AP: Why?
Panic: Well, Enimem's lyrics are much cleverer. Besides, how could I respect a guy who married Pam Anderson 4 times?
B AP: What's wrong with Pam Anderson.
Panic: She's too blonde.
B AP: So, you don't like blondes?
Panic: Blondes are OK. I prefer brunettes with New York accents.
B AP: Well, here is a ticket to New York. You have to be at the next taping.
--------------------- the more likely response-----------------
B AP: Security! Get this loser out of here.

The End

[DaveSenior72]

1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

Spoiler

Little Red Corvette--Prince

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

Spoiler

Lola--The Kinks

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

Spoiler

Parents Just Don't Understand--DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Spoiler

The Humpty Dance--Digital Underground

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave

Spoiler

Keepin' The Faith--Billy Joel

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph

Spoiler

Kodachrome--Paul Simon

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone

Spoiler

Funky Cold Medina--Tone Loc

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

Spoiler

I Drink Alone--George Thorogood & The Destroyers

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

Spoiler

Come Monday--Jimmy Buffett

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires

Spoiler

Before He Cheats--Carrie Underwood

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it

Spoiler

I got nuthin'

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke

Spoiler

Neil Young...title escapes me

[Estonut]

1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

Spoiler

Little Red Corvette - Prince (I'm glad this didn't come out later in his career, cause I can't find that symbol on my keyboard!)

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

Spoiler

Lola - The Kinks

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

Spoiler

Two Big Macs, Two Fries and a Coke - George Thorocheap and the Blind Dates

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Spoiler

Janitor - Suburban Lawns

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave

Spoiler

Keeping the Faith - Billy Joel

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph

Spoiler

Kodachrome - Paul Simon

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone

Spoiler

Funky Cold Medina - Tone Loc

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

Spoiler

I Drink Alone? - oh crap, this one really is George Thorogood

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

Spoiler

Come Monday - Jimmy Buffet

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires

Spoiler

He Done Me Wrong - Carrie Underwood

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it

Spoiler

(Nothing But) Flowers - Talking Heads

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke

Spoiler

Bad Grammar - The Double Negatives

[littlebeast13]

1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
Little Red Corvette - Prince

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola
Lola - The Kinks

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes
Parents Just Don't Understand - D.J. Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (It never ceases to amaze me how far Will Smith has come from how I remember him in the 80's.....)

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground (One of those songs I have to find a way to work in everytime I run LS because it just plain kicks ass)

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave
Keeping the Faith - Billy Joel

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
Kodachrome - Paul Simon (I was nice and deidn't penalize those who included Art)

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone
Funky Cold Medina - Tone Loc (Would ANYONE remember Alex from Stroh's had Tone not immortalized him in this song? I'll bet even still a lot of people don't remember the ads....)

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam
I Drink Alone - George Thorogood

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll
Come Monday - Jimmy Buffett

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood (This song drives me up the wall)

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it
Nothing But Flowers - Talking Heads

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke
This Note's For You - Neil Young (Ain't no better way to let everyone know how much you dislike having your art promote corporate America by dropping some of its biggest names in your song and having a parodying them in your award winning video.....)


J.J. Cale Points:

I am starting to slowly wean myself off being so generous with the JJCP's, but there were a number of notable awardings in this game....

Pea didn't get the lifetime supply of JJC points Billy Mays promised her (Or the sliders), but since she did answer in the first 15 minutes, I gave her the max of 3.

Fanny got a JJC point for cracking me up by invoking the wrong Billy Joel video! The reuinion video if The Longest Time! Keeping the Faith is in the musical courtroom....

Mini gets 2 JJC points just for being mini... .which also means she wasn't being mini....

Moonie got a JJC point for fessing up to being a Spoiler Virgin....

1000aire did NOT get a JJC point for correcting my Lola lyrics. He has apparently never heard the REAL version of this song before....

Sprots got a JJC point for invoking the creepy Burger King guy....

Melly got a JJC point for digging up a baseball reference from before I was born...

Fishie got a JJC point for dredging up Joe Namath/Suzy Kolber, a rare classic sports moment I was actually watching at the time....

Panic got 2 JJC points for telling us his audition fantasy, even if it did involve Eminem and Kid Rock....


Points:

Pea 2+3
HSoB 10
Fanny 22+1
plasticene 3
mini 16+2
moon 11+1
1000aire 11
mntetn 9
Melo 14+2
MACRAE 16
Sir G 11
TLITF 18+2
Saucy 4
elwood 10
Bob 2
Clem 4+2
Sprots 8+1
Kroxquo 10
melly 16+1
TBone 16+1
starfish 19+1
mrkelley 21
Panic 6+2
DaveSr 21
Estonut 17+1

[peacock2121]

Reading the scoring is very fun!

[kayrharris]

This has nothing to do with LS, but you can bypass Vince and get your
ShamWow at CVS!! I saw them there last week. Just in case anyone wants to save that
shipping and handling fee.

[peacock2121]

This has nothing to do with LS, but you can bypass Vince and get your
ShamWow at CVS!! I saw them there last week. Just in case anyone wants to save that
shipping and handling fee.

LOL - you hijacked an LS thread to talk about ShamWow!

That is too funny.

[WheresFanny]

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground (One of those songs I have to find a way to work in everytime I run LS because it just plain kicks ass)

Digital Underground played halftime at a Nuggets game last year. Humpty Hump is still rocking the Groucho glasses and the fuzzy hat!

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone
Funky Cold Medina - Tone Loc (Would ANYONE remember Alex from Stroh's had Tone not immortalized him in this song? I'll bet even still a lot of people don't remember the ads....)

Do they even still make Stroh's? I don't know if it was Tone or Marvin that came up with it, but it doesn't matter. Together they make magic!

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood (This song drives me up the wall)

I hate this song. Summer of 2006 I was going through some trauma and would go days without sleeping. Every third song during the Insomniac Video Block was Before He Cheats. Every second song was London Bridge and every first song was Sexyback. Coincidentally enough, I was thinking about those months yesterday after answering and, when I was driving home yesterday afternoon, they played Sexyback! Unlike BHC, I love Sexyback, because Timbaland is God's gift to music.

Fanny got a JJC point for cracking me up by invoking the wrong Billy Joel video! The reuinion video if The Longest Time! Keeping the Faith is in the musical courtroom....

It would have been funnier if I'd gotten the right video and the wrong song. I realized this later yesterday because I kept singing The Longest Time and couldn't figure out why. When I was trying to come up with the title yesterday I was thinking of the diddy bop shades line and I think all the old reunion guys were wearing sunglasses at the end. Ha!

I was hoping for a JJC point for shattering your illusions about the Little Red Corvette, but this is even better!

[Vince the Shamwow Guy]

This has nothing to do with LS, but you can bypass Vince and get your
ShamWow at CVS!! I saw them there last week. Just in case anyone wants to save that
shipping and handling fee.

LOL - you hijacked an LS thread to talk about ShamWow!

That is too funny.

Everyone should talk about the ShamWow! Only they should still buy it from me! And everyone should hijack that lame Billy Mays' threads! To talk about me and the ShamWow and the Slap Chop and the Graty!

I hear Erin says she wants "that blanket with sleeves." I need to get in on that Snuggie action now...

[WheresFanny]

This has nothing to do with LS, but you can bypass Vince and get your
ShamWow at CVS!! I saw them there last week. Just in case anyone wants to save that
shipping and handling fee.

LOL - you hijacked an LS thread to talk about ShamWow!

That is too funny.

Everyone should talk about the ShamWow! Only they should still buy it from me! And everyone should hijack that lame Billy Mays' threads! To talk about me and the ShamWow and the Slap Chop and the Graty!

I hear Erin says she wants "that blanket with sleeves." I need to get in on that Snuggie action now...

Just turn her robe around backwards. That will be $25, please.

[Max Headroom]

This has nothing to do with LS, but you can bypass Vince and get your
ShamWow at CVS!! I saw them there last week. Just in case anyone wants to save that
shipping and handling fee.

LOL - you hijacked an LS thread to talk about ShamWow!

That is too funny.

Everyone should talk about the ShamWow! Only they should still buy it from me! And everyone should hijack that lame Billy Mays' threads! To talk about me and the ShamWow and the Slap Chop and the Graty!

I hear Erin says she wants "that blanket with sleeves." I need to get in on that Snuggie action now...

Nice hair, dude!

Now get yourself some cheap sh-sh-sh-sh-shades!

[ghostjmf]

Belated Play/Stomach Flu version

1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

Spoiler

used, huh? this the eco-screwer or something?

2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola

Spoiler

Lola/The Kinks

3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes

4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave

6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph

Spoiler

Kodachrome/Paul Simon

7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone

8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam

9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

Spoiler

Come Monday (or something like that; 6 lonely days in the smoke & the haze etc)/Jimmy Buffet

10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires

11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it

12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke

[clem21]

And Now he's selling Slap Chop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKx ... annel_page
Wait for the 56 Second mark for what has to be Vince's MM's new signature...

Wait for it....

Wait for it....


"You're gonna love my nuts!"