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#1 Post by BackInTex » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:10 pm

No visable proof, but under the circumstances..... :shock:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... vail1.html
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#2 Post by VAdame » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:52 pm

Holy Hell -- what a predicament! That poor guy! One fortunate thing for him: none of the photos show his face! :shock:

Big lawsuit there, methinks.
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#3 Post by frogman042 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:08 am

Nuts, some prick couldn't resist using the word dangling in the headline. Oddly enough, I found out that he was just released from a penal colony. Also, did my eyes deceive me or was the advert on the ski lift for Viagra?

It doesn't mention if he is going to stick it to them with a lawsuit or not.

---Jay (as if the above wasn't bad enough - here is today's "Bad Pun of the Day" (caution: make contain language that some might find sexist):

What do widespread political compromises and beauty pageants have in common?

They both
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Re: Shrinkage

#4 Post by Miss Informed » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:43 am

frogman042 wrote: What do widespread political compromises and beauty pageants have in common?

They both
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are seeking a pretty broad consensus!
)

Me! I'm always the answer!
You betcha! :wink:
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#5 Post by VAdame » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:20 am

Good Morning American had the worst one -- they wondered if he was just a
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SKI BUM!
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Re: Shrinkage

#6 Post by peacock2121 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:21 am

frogman said prick
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#7 Post by christie1111 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:54 am

peacock2121 wrote:frogman said prick
I'm telling!
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Re: Shrinkage

#8 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:00 am

christie1111 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:frogman said prick
I'm telling!
He saw the Snuggle Bear in your picture! It's full of them!
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#9 Post by Mute Nelly » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:01 am

frogman042 wrote:Nuts, some prick couldn't resist using the word dangling in the headline. Oddly enough, I found out that he was just released from a penal colony. Also, did my eyes deceive me or was the advert on the ski lift for Viagra?

It doesn't mention if he is going to stick it to them with a lawsuit or not.

---Jay (as if the above wasn't bad enough - here is today's "Bad Pun of the Day" (caution: make contain language that some might find sexist):

What do widespread political compromises and beauty pageants have in common?

They both
Spoiler
are seeking a pretty broad consensus!
)
:D
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Re: Shrinkage

#10 Post by Snuggle Bear » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:01 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
christie1111 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:frogman said prick
I'm telling!
He saw the Snuggle Bear in your picture! It's full of them!

I'm a prick and proud of it! :twisted:
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Re: Shrinkage

#11 Post by frogman042 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:06 am

peacock2121 wrote:frogman said prick
As George Carlin said - 'You can prick your finger but you can't ....'
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Re: Shrinkage

#12 Post by Tattooed Whore » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:13 am

frogman042 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:frogman said prick
As George Carlin said - 'You can prick your finger but you can't ....'

That's right! I need work, too, you know!
Okay, who's next?
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