the sport for klutzes

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ToLiveIsToFly · #1 Post by **ToLiveIsToFly** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:35 am

During my life I've knocked a lot of things down by accident. Maybe I'm good at doing it on purpose too.

I haven't bowled regular in ~20 years. Had a bowling party when I turned 40 in October. Enjoyed it, bought a ball, joined a league.

After 7 weeks my average is up to 170. I like to think it's because I'm just better, but everyone tells me it's because bowling balls and lane conditions make it much easier. I don't listen to them.

ulysses5019 · #2 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:41 am

ToLiveIsToFly wrote:During my life I've knocked a lot of things down by accident. Maybe I'm good at doing it on purpose too.

I haven't bowled regular in ~20 years. Had a bowling party when I turned 40 in October. Enjoyed it, bought a ball, joined a league.

After 7 weeks my average is up to 170. I like to think it's because I'm just better, but everyone tells me it's because bowling balls and lane conditions make it much easier. I don't listen to them.

Were the retractable bumpers up or down?

ToLiveIsToFly · #3 Post by **ToLiveIsToFly** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:42 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
ToLiveIsToFly wrote:During my life I've knocked a lot of things down by accident. Maybe I'm good at doing it on purpose too.

I haven't bowled regular in ~20 years. Had a bowling party when I turned 40 in October. Enjoyed it, bought a ball, joined a league.

After 7 weeks my average is up to 170. I like to think it's because I'm just better, but everyone tells me it's because bowling balls and lane conditions make it much easier. I don't listen to them.

Were the retractable bumpers up or down?

Forget bumpers. At my birthday party, the little ones got to use these ridiculous aiming-ramp contraptions, where they pointed the chute in a direction, got help putting the ball at the top, and pushed.

ulysses5019 · #4 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:55 am

ToLiveIsToFly wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
ToLiveIsToFly wrote:During my life I've knocked a lot of things down by accident. Maybe I'm good at doing it on purpose too.

I haven't bowled regular in ~20 years. Had a bowling party when I turned 40 in October. Enjoyed it, bought a ball, joined a league.

After 7 weeks my average is up to 170. I like to think it's because I'm just better, but everyone tells me it's because bowling balls and lane conditions make it much easier. I don't listen to them.

Were the retractable bumpers up or down?
Forget bumpers. At my birthday party, the little ones got to use these ridiculous aiming-ramp contraptions, where they pointed the chute in a direction, got help putting the ball at the top, and pushed.

Now that's my kind of bowling!

10 Pound Balls · #5 Post by **10 Pound Balls** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:05 am

Did you buy a bag for your ball?

peacock2121 · #6 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:09 am

ToLiveIsToFly wrote:During my life I've knocked a lot of things down by accident. Maybe I'm good at doing it on purpose too.

I haven't bowled regular in ~20 years. Had a bowling party when I turned 40 in October. Enjoyed it, bought a ball, joined a league.

After 7 weeks my average is up to 170. I like to think it's because I'm just better, but everyone tells me it's because bowling balls and lane conditions make it much easier. I don't listen to them.

Don't believe what they say.

You can have a "Bite Me" or two if you'd like to use them.

for free

#7 Post by **littlebeast13** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:12 am

peacock2121 wrote:
ToLiveIsToFly wrote:During my life I've knocked a lot of things down by accident. Maybe I'm good at doing it on purpose too.

I haven't bowled regular in ~20 years. Had a bowling party when I turned 40 in October. Enjoyed it, bought a ball, joined a league.

After 7 weeks my average is up to 170. I like to think it's because I'm just better, but everyone tells me it's because bowling balls and lane conditions make it much easier. I don't listen to them.
Don't believe what they say.

You can have a "Bite Me" or two if you'd like to use them.

for free

I bowled regularly from Age 9 through 21. The highest I ever got my average was in the upper 160's....

Of course, I steadfastly refused to learn how to throw a hook.....

I've bowled just twice since that last league I was in in 1997. Kinda sad really since I loved bowling.....

lb13

peacock2121 · #8 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:36 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
ToLiveIsToFly wrote:During my life I've knocked a lot of things down by accident. Maybe I'm good at doing it on purpose too.

I haven't bowled regular in ~20 years. Had a bowling party when I turned 40 in October. Enjoyed it, bought a ball, joined a league.

After 7 weeks my average is up to 170. I like to think it's because I'm just better, but everyone tells me it's because bowling balls and lane conditions make it much easier. I don't listen to them.
Don't believe what they say.

You can have a "Bite Me" or two if you'd like to use them.

for free

I bowled regularly from Age 9 through 21. The highest I ever got my average was in the upper 160's....

Of course, I steadfastly refused to learn how to throw a hook.....

I've bowled just twice since that last league I was in in 1997. Kinda sad really since I loved bowling.....

lb13

This is something that would be easy to change.

#9 Post by **littlebeast13** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:37 am

peacock2121 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: Don't believe what they say.

You can have a "Bite Me" or two if you'd like to use them.

for free

I bowled regularly from Age 9 through 21. The highest I ever got my average was in the upper 160's....

Of course, I steadfastly refused to learn how to throw a hook.....

I've bowled just twice since that last league I was in in 1997. Kinda sad really since I loved bowling.....

lb13
This is something that would be easy to change.

It is something that would require me to get up off my ass.....

lb13

peacock2121 · #10 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:39 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
I bowled regularly from Age 9 through 21. The highest I ever got my average was in the upper 160's....

Of course, I steadfastly refused to learn how to throw a hook.....

I've bowled just twice since that last league I was in in 1997. Kinda sad really since I loved bowling.....

lb13
This is something that would be easy to change.

It is something that would require me to get up off my ass.....

lb13

That too

and interact with people

people can be such assholes.

WheresFanny · #11 Post by **WheresFanny** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:38 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
ToLiveIsToFly wrote:During my life I've knocked a lot of things down by accident. Maybe I'm good at doing it on purpose too.

I haven't bowled regular in ~20 years. Had a bowling party when I turned 40 in October. Enjoyed it, bought a ball, joined a league.

After 7 weeks my average is up to 170. I like to think it's because I'm just better, but everyone tells me it's because bowling balls and lane conditions make it much easier. I don't listen to them.
Don't believe what they say.

You can have a "Bite Me" or two if you'd like to use them.

for free

I bowled regularly from Age 9 through 21. The highest I ever got my average was in the upper 160's....

Of course, I steadfastly refused to learn how to throw a hook.....

I've bowled just twice since that last league I was in in 1997. Kinda sad really since I loved bowling.....

lb13

Shame on you! You live in the bowling capital of the world! What would Mary Lou say?

I was a hard core bowler bitd before all of my arm surgeries. I miss it.

#12 Post by **littlebeast13** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:55 am

WheresFanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: Don't believe what they say.

You can have a "Bite Me" or two if you'd like to use them.

for free

I bowled regularly from Age 9 through 21. The highest I ever got my average was in the upper 160's....

Of course, I steadfastly refused to learn how to throw a hook.....

I've bowled just twice since that last league I was in in 1997. Kinda sad really since I loved bowling.....

lb13
Shame on you! You live in the bowling capital of the world! What would Mary Lou say?

I was a hard core bowler bitd before all of my arm surgeries. I miss it.

Not anymore. When you lose the International Bowling Hall of Fame, you can no longer call yourself the bowling capital of the world.....

lb13

minimetoo26 · #13 Post by **minimetoo26** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:26 am

This isn't about poker? You're talking about an actual activity in which you stand up and move and lift things?

You underestimate my klutziness. Plus, you can break a nail when you bowl. I'd say this is A sport for klutzes, not THE sport for klutzes. That is, until they take poker and the spelling bees off of ESPN. I guess since you have to stand up for the spelling part and actually carry your chips from table to table in poker they count as sports. Sortakinda.

#14 Post by **littlebeast13** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:30 am

minimetoo26 wrote:This isn't about poker? You're talking about an actual activity in which you stand up and move and lift things?

You underestimate my klutziness. Plus, you can break a nail when you bowl. I'd say this is A sport for klutzes, not THE sport for klutzes. That is, until they take poker and the spelling bees off of ESPN. I guess since you have to stand up for the spelling part and actually carry your chips from table to table in poker they count as sports. Sortakinda.

Speaking of klutziness, the day I fell over the ball return is one of the fondest memories of my life.....

lb13

minimetoo26 · #15 Post by **minimetoo26** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:36 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:This isn't about poker? You're talking about an actual activity in which you stand up and move and lift things?

You underestimate my klutziness. Plus, you can break a nail when you bowl. I'd say this is A sport for klutzes, not THE sport for klutzes. That is, until they take poker and the spelling bees off of ESPN. I guess since you have to stand up for the spelling part and actually carry your chips from table to table in poker they count as sports. Sortakinda.

Speaking of klutziness, the day I fell over the ball return is one of the fondest memories of my life.....

lb13

And it was before YouTube, darn the luck....

#16 Post by **littlebeast13** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:39 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:This isn't about poker? You're talking about an actual activity in which you stand up and move and lift things?

You underestimate my klutziness. Plus, you can break a nail when you bowl. I'd say this is A sport for klutzes, not THE sport for klutzes. That is, until they take poker and the spelling bees off of ESPN. I guess since you have to stand up for the spelling part and actually carry your chips from table to table in poker they count as sports. Sortakinda.

Speaking of klutziness, the day I fell over the ball return is one of the fondest memories of my life.....

lb13
And it was before YouTube, darn the luck....

Not that there were any cameras present anyway. They'd have loved me on the PBA Tour though. I'd have put Pete Weber to shame in the showmanship category.....

lb13

ulysses5019 · #17 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:40 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:This isn't about poker? You're talking about an actual activity in which you stand up and move and lift things?

You underestimate my klutziness. Plus, you can break a nail when you bowl. I'd say this is A sport for klutzes, not THE sport for klutzes. That is, until they take poker and the spelling bees off of ESPN. I guess since you have to stand up for the spelling part and actually carry your chips from table to table in poker they count as sports. Sortakinda.

Speaking of klutziness, the day I fell over the ball return is one of the fondest memories of my life.....

lb13
And it was before YouTube, darn the luck....

Maybe Bob Saget has it on America's Funniest Home Videos.

minimetoo26 · #18 Post by **minimetoo26** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:45 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Speaking of klutziness, the day I fell over the ball return is one of the fondest memories of my life.....

lb13
And it was before YouTube, darn the luck....
Maybe Bob Saget has it on America's Funniest Home Videos.

Bob Saget has become the running joke at Stephen's school, like Billy Mays and the ShamWow guy at Mini-me's. We printed a picture of Bob to put in my niece's Christmas present and autographed it to her with her name misspelled. It cracked her up.

Hern Berford · #19 Post by **Hern Berford** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:48 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: And it was before YouTube, darn the luck....
Maybe Bob Saget has it on America's Funniest Home Videos.
Bob Saget has become the running joke at Stephen's school, like Billy Mays and the ShamWow guy at Mini-me's. We printed a picture of Bob to put in my niece's Christmas present and autographed it to her with her name misspelled. It cracked her up.

I guess nobody remembers my pal Dave Coulier on America's Funniest People.....

minimetoo26 · #20 Post by **minimetoo26** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:53 am

Hern Berford wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: Maybe Bob Saget has it on America's Funniest Home Videos.
Bob Saget has become the running joke at Stephen's school, like Billy Mays and the ShamWow guy at Mini-me's. We printed a picture of Bob to put in my niece's Christmas present and autographed it to her with her name misspelled. It cracked her up.
I guess nobody remembers my pal Dave Coulier on America's Funniest People.....

Ironically, Alanis Morisette does. But You Oughta Know that...

ShitSandwich · #21 Post by **ShitSandwich** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:54 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
Hern Berford wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: Bob Saget has become the running joke at Stephen's school, like Billy Mays and the ShamWow guy at Mini-me's. We printed a picture of Bob to put in my niece's Christmas present and autographed it to her with her name misspelled. It cracked her up.
I guess nobody remembers my pal Dave Coulier on America's Funniest People.....
Ironically, Alanis Morisette does. But You Oughta Know that...

He's thinking of her everytime he fucks Rosey....

Mute Nelly · #22 Post by **Mute Nelly** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:57 am

ShitSandwich wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
Hern Berford wrote: I guess nobody remembers my pal Dave Coulier on America's Funniest People.....
Ironically, Alanis Morisette does. But You Oughta Know that...
He's thinking of her everytime he fucks Rosey....

earendel · #23 Post by **earendel** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:36 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: And it was before YouTube, darn the luck....
Maybe Bob Saget has it on America's Funniest Home Videos.
Bob Saget has become the running joke at Stephen's school, like Billy Mays and the ShamWow guy at Mini-me's. We printed a picture of Bob to put in my niece's Christmas present and autographed it to her with her name misspelled. It cracked her up.

That "ShamWow guy" is starting to get around like Billy Mays - I saw him (SW guy) on another commercial the other day. I can't remember what it was for, but he had the same headset on.

DaveSenior72 · #24 Post by **DaveSenior72** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:15 am

earendel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: Maybe Bob Saget has it on America's Funniest Home Videos.
Bob Saget has become the running joke at Stephen's school, like Billy Mays and the ShamWow guy at Mini-me's. We printed a picture of Bob to put in my niece's Christmas present and autographed it to her with her name misspelled. It cracked her up.
That "ShamWow guy" is starting to get around like Billy Mays - I saw him (SW guy) on another commercial the other day. I can't remember what it was for, but he had the same headset on.

That's the chopper and grater combo thing..."Graty" and "Smack-Chop" I think

NellyLunatic1980 · #25 Post by **NellyLunatic1980** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:40 am

DaveSenior72 wrote:
earendel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: Bob Saget has become the running joke at Stephen's school, like Billy Mays and the ShamWow guy at Mini-me's. We printed a picture of Bob to put in my niece's Christmas present and autographed it to her with her name misspelled. It cracked her up.
That "ShamWow guy" is starting to get around like Billy Mays - I saw him (SW guy) on another commercial the other day. I can't remember what it was for, but he had the same headset on.
That's the chopper and grater combo thing..."Graty" and "Smack-Chop" I think

"Graty" and "Slap Chop". "Slap your troubles away!"

Vince also says during this new commercial, "You're gonna love my nuts!" How that got past the censors, I don't know.

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