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Senate starts it's new session

#1 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:24 am

and the joke starts out.

A black guy and a comedian walk into the senate chamber.........

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#2 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:25 am

The comedian may not be walking in just yet. :(
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#3 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:31 am

Neither will the Black guy... but obviously not for the same reason.

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#4 Post by Governor Blago » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:34 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Neither will the Black guy... but obviously not for the same reason.

What do I have to do, fly to Washington on LB's dime and show the Senate leaders personally that Burris paid me the most money to prove he deserves the seat?
Show me the #&*(@ money!

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#5 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:35 am

Bob Juch wrote:The comedian may not be walking in just yet. :(
That's part of the joke.

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#6 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:36 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Neither will the Black guy... but obviously not for the same reason.
That is the other part of the joke.

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#7 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:37 am

Governor Blago wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Neither will the Black guy... but obviously not for the same reason.

What do I have to do, fly to Washington on LB's dime and show the Senate leaders personally that Burris paid me the most money to prove he deserves the seat?
You are a really smart and shrewd man.

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#8 Post by LarryCraig » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:50 am

Governor Blago wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Neither will the Black guy... but obviously not for the same reason.

What do I have to do, fly to Washington on LB's dime and show the Senate leaders personally that Burris paid me the most money to prove he deserves the seat?
Whatever happened to the good ol' days when a man asked, "Who do I have to blow to get a Senate seat around here?"
Who Wants to Eat a Super Tuber?

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#9 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:27 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:The comedian may not be walking in just yet. :(
That's part of the joke.
We do try to entertain you, Pea.
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Re: Senate starts it's new session

#10 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:28 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Neither will the Black guy... but obviously not for the same reason.
That is the other part of the joke.
Burris may actually get a seat before Frankin does.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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Re: Senate starts it's new session

#11 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:57 am

Bob Juch wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Neither will the Black guy... but obviously not for the same reason.
That is the other part of the joke.
Burris may actually get a seat before Frankin does.
He took a flight to D.C. last night.

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