How the Danes sell washing machines

[Rexer25]

just a thought, Skippy must be really busy with other stuff these days.

Dint you see the story about the oldest man in America dying? He's prepping to move into the top 10.

[peacock2121]

just a thought, Skippy must be really busy with other stuff these days.

It kinda makes it safe to have these kinds of conversations, doesn't it?

[ulysses5019]

First time I have ever seen fake boobs nekkid.

Those things don't move, amazing.

They don't even bounce a little bit.

Really? You don't go to a gym, or go in the locker room if you do?

Yeah, the not moving thing is a turn off.

Give me real ones any day. Small or a little saggy, I don't care. I'm not turned on by a mannequin's chest.

Just where are these coed lockers?

[BackInTex]

Just where are these coed lockers?

At my gym.

Well, that would be the answer if there were such things. I would become a member, and it WOULD then be my gym.


I get my info from my wife. She is always commenting on all the women in her locker room who had bigger boobs than her to start with and got boob jobs anyway.

I ask for pictures so I can better understand what she is talking about, but she says 'no'.

[gotribego26]

In the interest of accuracy and completeness I feel I must add this detail to the prior descriptions of this fine piece of advertising.

The young lady who lands nekkid in the pool does so because when it is time to grab the rip cord, she instead grabs a string of her bikini bottom and rips that rather than deploying her parachute.

[ulysses5019]

Just where are these coed lockers?

At my gym.

Well, that would be the answer if there were such things. I would become a member, and it WOULD then be my gym.


I get my info from my wife. She is always commenting on all the women in her locker room who had bigger boobs than her to start with and got boob jobs anyway.

I ask for pictures so I can better understand what she is talking about, but she says 'no'.

I think she could be a little more understanding of your interest in anatomy.

[rayxtwo]

Just how do they sell vacuum cleaners then????


Ray

[silverscreenselect]

In the interest of accuracy and completeness I feel I must add this detail to the prior descriptions of this fine piece of advertising.

The young lady who lands nekkid in the pool does so because when it is time to grab the rip cord, she instead grabs a string of her bikini bottom and rips that rather than deploying her parachute.

Bizarre coincidence: Sunday night, Mrs. SSS and I watched H.O.T.S., a very bad sex comedy from the 1970's featuring lots of Playboy playmates pretending to be college students so they could take their clothes off every five minutes or so. The movie's idea of comedy was to have Danny Bonaduce (yes that Danny Bonaduce) wind up in bed and attempt to get passionate with a seal (the type with flippers, not the Navy type). How we wound up watching this movie is a long, long story best left to people's imagination.

In any event, one of the film's brilliant comic set pieces involved a young lady named Boom Boom parachuting from a plane as part of a planned publicity stunt whereby she was supposed to land in the sorority's swimming pool. Instead, she "accidentally" loses her top and winds up in the Dean's swimming pool instead in the middle of his tea party.

So good commercials imitate bad cinema.

[silverscreenselect]

Just how do they sell vacuum cleaners then????


Ray

The commercial is apparently for the department store, not the washing machines. I've seen other commercials of theirs that are suggestive but not quite that explicit.