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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#26 Post by Vince the Shamwow Guy » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:41 am

kayrharris wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?

In a nutshell...


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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#27 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:41 am

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Billy Mays wrote:I'M SURE MY PROVEN ADVERTISING TECHNIQUE IS MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE!!!

You're a has-been, Billy. My technique at least raises an eyebrow or two......

Too bad you can't spell, Vince. Are you pawing at Billy Mays?

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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#28 Post by WheresFanny » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:41 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?
Spoiler
Guy in sunglasses leads a bunch of big breasted chicks wearing skimpy red outfits on a plane. Said girls begin to strip as they board the plane, then take off their tops on board. There are numerous gratuitous closeups. The dignified ladies then jump out of the plane, eventually forming a tandem that advertising the product to all of the golfing and tennising guys watching from down below, and procede to parachute to the ground. One unfortunate girl's parachute doesn't deploy, and she lands in what looks like Kay's pool during one of her little soirees. She emerges completely nekkid and scampers off. The end....
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It's funny how the men's recaps are so much more detailed than Kiki's. Ha!

Is that how the chipmunk drowned?
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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#29 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:42 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?
Spoiler
Guy in sunglasses leads a bunch of big breasted chicks wearing skimpy red outfits on a plane. Said girls begin to strip as they board the plane, then take off their tops on board. There are numerous gratuitous closeups. The dignified ladies then jump out of the plane, eventually forming a tandem that advertising the product to all of the golfing and tennising guys watching from down below, and procede to parachute to the ground. One unfortunate girl's parachute doesn't deploy, and she lands in what looks like Kay's pool during one of her little soirees. She emerges completely nekkid and scampers off. The end....
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"Said girls begin to strip as they board the plane" or Said girls begin to lighten the load of an obviously overloaded aircraft
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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#30 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:43 am

WheresFanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?
Spoiler
Guy in sunglasses leads a bunch of big breasted chicks wearing skimpy red outfits on a plane. Said girls begin to strip as they board the plane, then take off their tops on board. There are numerous gratuitous closeups. The dignified ladies then jump out of the plane, eventually forming a tandem that advertising the product to all of the golfing and tennising guys watching from down below, and procede to parachute to the ground. One unfortunate girl's parachute doesn't deploy, and she lands in what looks like Kay's pool during one of her little soirees. She emerges completely nekkid and scampers off. The end....
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It's funny how the men's recaps are so much more detailed than Kiki's. Ha!

Is that how the chipmunk drowned?

I think it was electrocuted when Kay's Jazzy fell overboard.....

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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#31 Post by kayrharris » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:45 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Spoiler
Guy in sunglasses leads a bunch of big breasted chicks wearing skimpy red outfits on a plane. Said girls begin to strip as they board the plane, then take off their tops on board. There are numerous gratuitous closeups. The dignified ladies then jump out of the plane, eventually forming a tandem that advertising the product to all of the golfing and tennising guys watching from down below, and procede to parachute to the ground. One unfortunate girl's parachute doesn't deploy, and she lands in what looks like Kay's pool during one of her little soirees. She emerges completely nekkid and scampers off. The end....
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It's funny how the men's recaps are so much more detailed than Kiki's. Ha!

Is that how the chipmunk drowned?

I think it was electrocuted when Kay's Jazzy fell overboard.....

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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#32 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:46 am

kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote: It's funny how the men's recaps are so much more detailed than Kiki's. Ha!

Is that how the chipmunk drowned?

I think it was electrocuted when Kay's Jazzy fell overboard.....

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How many times do I have to tell ya'll I saved the chipmunk???

Well, then let him give his own testimonial then....

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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#33 Post by swimming chipmunk » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:50 am

You rang? I have a perfectly fine home here, thank you. Evil Squirrel should be
so lucky!!
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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#34 Post by Evil Squirrel » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:52 am

swimming chipmunk wrote:You rang? I have a perfectly fine home here, thank you. Evil Squirrel should be
so lucky!!

Does Kay give you scritches? I can't seem to buy one from some Bored babes..... :evil:
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#35 Post by kayrharris » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:55 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
swimming chipmunk wrote:You rang? I have a perfectly fine home here, thank you. Evil Squirrel should be
so lucky!!

Does Kay give you scritches? I can't seem to buy one from some Bored babes..... :evil:

It'll be a cold day in hell before you get one. Just sayin...
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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#36 Post by Satan Dolittle » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:56 am

kayrharris wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
swimming chipmunk wrote:You rang? I have a perfectly fine home here, thank you. Evil Squirrel should be
so lucky!!

Does Kay give you scritches? I can't seem to buy one from some Bored babes..... :evil:

It'll be a cold day in hell before you get one. Just sayin...

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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#37 Post by minimetoo26 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:23 am

I tried to watch this, then the browser got hijacked to a CarFax page! It's not..um..my type of entertainment, and I have a perfectly serviceable washer, so I'll leave the endless reruns to you guys......
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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#38 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:30 am

WheresFanny wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?

In a nutshell...


topless skydivers.....
Thanks, Kiki. You've saved me a click. I would think that approach would be more suited to an advert for a good support garment.

Those girls didn't seem to need much support.
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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#39 Post by minimetoo26 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:32 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
In a nutshell...


topless skydivers.....
Thanks, Kiki. You've saved me a click. I would think that approach would be more suited to an advert for a good support garment.

Those girls didn't seem to need much support.

Their surgeons did an admirable job, yes indeedy...
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#40 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:32 am

kayrharris wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote: It's funny how the men's recaps are so much more detailed than Kiki's. Ha!

Is that how the chipmunk drowned?

I think it was electrocuted when Kay's Jazzy fell overboard.....

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How many times do I have to tell ya'll I saved the chipmunk???

But was he nekkid?
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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#41 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:41 am

First time I have ever seen fake boobs nekkid.

Those things don't move, amazing.

They don't even bounce a little bit.

Did you see the part that says if you use this on your website, to please mention the product? Cracked me up.
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#42 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:53 am

peacock2121 wrote:First time I have ever seen fake boobs nekkid.

Those things don't move, amazing.

They don't even bounce a little bit.

Did you see the part that says if you use this on your website, to please mention the product? Cracked me up.

Seersucker dude might be in trouble. I hope he knows a good lawyer. And not just some sock puppet.
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#43 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:58 am

I think I'm safe, cause I didn't embed it, I linked it. But if I got sued I'd have to do some discovery, you know interview some witnesses that kind of thing, the girl in the pool probably has some important information relating to the case.
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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#44 Post by ne1410s » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:36 am

Wow. Just saw Vince shilling something called "Slap Chop". With this Slap Chop you can easily fix enough chow to feed an Ethiopian. Plus, if you act now, you will get the "Graty" food grater for free. But you have to call now...
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#45 Post by BackInTex » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:40 pm

peacock2121 wrote:First time I have ever seen fake boobs nekkid.

Those things don't move, amazing.

They don't even bounce a little bit.
Really? You don't go to a gym, or go in the locker room if you do?

Yeah, the not moving thing is a turn off.

Give me real ones any day. Small or a little saggy, I don't care. I'm not turned on by a mannequin's chest.
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#46 Post by SportsFan68 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:31 pm

kayrharris wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
swimming chipmunk wrote:You rang? I have a perfectly fine home here, thank you. Evil Squirrel should be
so lucky!!

Does Kay give you scritches? I can't seem to buy one from some Bored babes..... :evil:

It'll be a cold day in hell before you get one. Just sayin...
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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#47 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:43 pm

BackInTex wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:First time I have ever seen fake boobs nekkid.

Those things don't move, amazing.

They don't even bounce a little bit.
Really? You don't go to a gym, or go in the locker room if you do?

Yeah, the not moving thing is a turn off.

Give me real ones any day. Small or a little saggy, I don't care. I'm not turned on by a mannequin's chest.
Really. The last time I was in a gym locker room was in 1983. Breast implants were not big in Poughtown then. Since then, I have had my own exercise equipment and have avoided all the other nekkid ladies.
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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#48 Post by KillerTomato » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:50 pm

Re: Pea's last

Alas, another fantasy shot to hell.
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#49 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:52 pm

just a thought, Skippy must be really busy with other stuff these days.
Suitguy is not bitter.

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Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

#50 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:52 pm

KillerTomato wrote:Re: Pea's last

Alas, another fantasy shot to hell.
I would still do t-girl.

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