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A Bored Production: Clueless

#1 Post by Mr Green » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:21 am

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(Uly the butler and the six party guests at Mr. Littlebeast's mansion gather in the hallway after hearing a shot ring out. The body of Mini the Singing Telegram girl lays on the floor)

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ULY THE BUTLER: It appears that somebody has murdered the singing telegram girl!

COL. TBONE: It had to be one of us!

MR. REXER: Well don't blame me!

MRS. KAY: But who had the posting gun? It was YOU Professor Clem!

PROFESSOR CLEM: I didn't shoot her! it had to be Mrs. Peacock!

MRS. PEACOCK: Bite me!

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ULY THE BUTLER: I know exactly who done it! And what's more, I'm going to tell you all right now! (Uly approaches each suspect individually) Was it the foul-mouthed peafowl? Was it the doctor who likes to post during sessions with his patients? Was it the dignified southern belle with a vicious mean streak? No..... it was none other than Miss Fantine!

MISS FANTINE: That's a lie!!!11

ULY THE BUTLER: Oh really? The posting gun is still missing. Gentlemen, please empty your pockets. Ladies, your purses please....

MISS FANTINE: (Pulling out the gun) Ha! Very good Uly. You're smarter than your avatar gives you credit for!

COL. TBONE: But why did you do it?

MISS FANTINE: Can't you all see? The singing telegram was just another agent of Mr. Littlebeast, sent here to torture us with 10 weeks of Lyrically Speaking this winter, beginning January 5th! Why, I'll bet she can't even hit the low notes like ol' J.J. could!

ULY THE BUTLER: You certainly don't think you can get away with this, do you?

MISS FANTINE: Who's gonna stop me, you? Ha! There's one post left in this gun, and it's got your name written all over it.

ULY THE BUTLER: I don't think so, there have already been 6 posts made with that gun. One in the birthday thread, two in the cheap bastard thread, two gratuitous Nuggets posts, and one for the singing telegram. One plus two plus two plus one...

MISS FANTINE: No, I only made one post in the cheap bastard thread! That's one plus two plus one plus one....

ULY THE BUTLER: Even if that's true, that would still be one plus two plus two plus one...

MISS FANTINE: What? Shut the *#(@ up! The point is, there's one post left in this gun, and guess who's gonna get it?

(The doorbell rings. Mr. Rexer goes to open it as federal agents burst in the door)

MISS FANTINE: What the!?!? Take your hands off of me you creep!

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AGENT JUCH: Good work Uly, we got her.

ULY THE BUTLER: Just like the Mounties, we always get our man!

MR. REXER: Miss Fantine was a man!?!?!?

(Professor Clem explodes Mr. Rexer's nose)
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Re: A Bored Production: Clueless

#2 Post by christie1111 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:36 am

Very clever!

There are red Xs in a couple of the 'pictures'. The last 2.

I wonder why?
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Re: A Bored Production: Clueless

#3 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:41 am

christie1111 wrote:Very clever!

There are red Xs in a couple of the 'pictures'. The last 2.

I wonder why?

I can see all the pictures....

Images are funny on this Bored...

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#4 Post by WheresFanny » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:43 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
christie1111 wrote:Very clever!

There are red Xs in a couple of the 'pictures'. The last 2.

I wonder why?

I can see all the pictures....

Images are funny on this Bored...

lb13
The only one I see is Tim Curry. Then a fortunecity logo, then two blanks with the word image.

But, wait, there's more! When I scrolled down to topic review on this reply page, the pictures (except for the fortunecity logo) are there! It's like magic.....
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#5 Post by WheresFanny » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:44 am

PS She's a man, baby!!!!!11
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#6 Post by kayrharris » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:48 am

I think I have a cameo in there....








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#7 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:25 am

I've got to get a new agent. This one has put me in some real clunkers.
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Re: A Bored Production: Clueless

#8 Post by minimetoo26 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:27 am

ulysses5019 wrote:I've got to get a new agent. This one has put me in some real clunkers.

He's keeping your name out there, and you're getting work. In this economy, it's as good as it gets.......
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#9 Post by Madigan Men » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:29 am

ulysses5019 wrote:I've got to get a new agent. This one has put me in some real clunkers.
If you find a good one, give us his number. Just as long as it isn't the same schmuck who manages Jason Alexander....
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#10 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:44 am

ulysses5019 wrote:I've got to get a new agent. This one has put me in some real clunkers.
Can I have your agent? I haven't been in one clunker yet. :wink:
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#11 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:47 am

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:I've got to get a new agent. This one has put me in some real clunkers.
Can I have your agent? I haven't been in one clunker yet. :wink:
You can have mine. Heck, I'm not even going to participate in any LS games. Now if they bring back the "D"......
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#12 Post by Rexer25 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:59 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:I've got to get a new agent. This one has put me in some real clunkers.
Can I have your agent? I haven't been in one clunker yet. :wink:
You can have mine. Heck, I'm not even going to participate in any LS games. Now if they bring back the "D"......
You sure you wanna be in one? I make one smart alec remark, and I get exploded nose. Id iz nod wurd id...
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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Re: A Bored Production: Clueless

#13 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:04 am

bite me
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#14 Post by clem21 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:07 am

That's how it could've happened.....

You still owe us two more endings! :P
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#15 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:05 pm

I'm replying just so the other two pics will come up.
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#16 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:07 pm

I wish I could find somebody to play Clue with.

Maybe after Matias gains some hand-eye coordination and then learns to talk . . .
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#17 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:07 pm

The other 2 pictures do not appear for me either.
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#18 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:08 pm

magic!
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#19 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:08 pm

peacock2121 wrote:The other 2 pictures do not appear for me either.
They showed up for me as soon as I replied in the thread. I have no idea why that works.
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#20 Post by christie1111 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:11 pm

But I replied earlier and it didn't work.

Let's see this time....
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#21 Post by christie1111 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:12 pm

Nope, still 2 red Xs
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#22 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:14 pm

christie1111 wrote:But I replied earlier and it didn't work.

Let's see this time....
It didn't work for me after the first reply either - then........ magic!
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#23 Post by SportsFan68 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:19 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
christie1111 wrote:Very clever!

There are red Xs in a couple of the 'pictures'. The last 2.

I wonder why?

I can see all the pictures....

Images are funny on this Bored...

lb13
I guess LB is correct. It's the images themselves that are at fault!

Who know what next? Will the avatars get a mind of their own???!!!

Aaaauuughhh!
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#24 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:12 pm

clem21 wrote:That's how it could've happened.....

You still owe us two more endings! :P
I thought the same thing.
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#25 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:54 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
christie1111 wrote:Very clever!

There are red Xs in a couple of the 'pictures'. The last 2.

I wonder why?

I can see all the pictures....

Images are funny on this Bored...

lb13
I guess LB is correct. It's the images themselves that are at fault!

Who know what next? Will the avatars get a mind of their own???!!!

Aaaauuughhh!


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