Zap's Penis

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PlacentiaSoccerMom · #1 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:36 am

Emma stayed home from school yesterday. Sunday was Jean's funeral and not only was she emotionally spent, but she caught a cold from one of her classmates.

She was rubbing Zap's belly and all of a sudden she yells, "Mom, look at Zap's penis!" I respond, "No, I don't want to look at his penis." [Zap is a very happy dog most of the time and it was kind of an adjustment for the girls to learn to deal with his "lipsticking" all of the time, without commenting.] She said, "Mom, you really want to look at this!" So I looked.

Zap has a bump which is about 1/2" to 3/4" in diameter about 1/2 inch away from the center of his penis. Not only that, but his skin is a violent shade of purple red radiating out from the penis. He had no problems peeing and doesn't seem to be in pain but it looks horrible.

I texted the person we usually work with at Hemopet to see if she had ever seen anything like that. She told the head of adoptions and they told me to bring him in, but make an appointment. I was finally able to get in contact with somebody today and they want me to come in tomorrow when their Vet comes in. Their Vet specializes in greys and they said because the breed is quirky, my vet might order some unnecessary treatment. Zap is my baby, so I worry about letting it go so long, but I don't want him to have any procedures that he doesn't need.

peacock2121 · #2 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:59 am

yikers

Made me shiver.

christie1111 · #3 Post by **christie1111** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:19 am

PSM, this may border on a bit of TMI.

Hey, my emoticons are now aliens!

Four Hour Stiffy · #4 Post by **Four Hour Stiffy** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:34 am

Just don't forget the four hour rule.....

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #5 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:46 pm

It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.

Rexer25 · #6 Post by **Rexer25** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:47 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.

So many responses, so little time...

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #7 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:49 pm

Rexer25 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.
So many responses, so little time...

Yeah, I know.

#8 Post by **tubadave** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:55 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.

If you thought he was a very happy dog before......

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #9 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:59 pm

tubadave wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.
If you thought he was a very happy dog before......

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

I figured that everyone would derive amusement from this development.

At least it's not cancer, that's what I was worried about.

silvercamaro · #10 Post by **silvercamaro** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:05 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
tubadave wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.
If you thought he was a very happy dog before......

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
I figured that everyone would derive amusement from this development.

At least it's not cancer, that's what I was worried about.

I share your relief.

Given the canine health history at my house, I find myself having to make a conscious effort not to over-worry about everything about my dogs that seems unusual. Some days I succeed, and some days I slip.

themanintheseersuckersuit · #11 Post by **themanintheseersuckersuit** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:25 pm

So will this weeks rankings be The Week the Bored Stood Still or a reference to Zap's Penis Salve? You know I can just see Billy Mays hawking Zap's Penis Salve.

DevilKitty100 · #12 Post by **DevilKitty100** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:38 pm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:So will this weeks rankings be The Week the Bored Stood Still or a reference to Zap's Penis Salve? You know I can just see Billy Mays hawking Zap's Penis Salve.

Has ES immortalized PSM yet? His evil little wheels may be turning.

SportsFan68 · #13 Post by **SportsFan68** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:34 pm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:So will this weeks rankings be The Week the Bored Stood Still or a reference to Zap's Penis Salve? You know I can just see Billy Mays hawking Zap's Penis Salve.

I will be lobbying for The Week the Bored Stood Still.

Not that anything I say makes any difference to LB. Mind of his own . . .

Last week, I lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and lobbied and for Prime Time Leno Edition, but nothing.

I decided to quit and lobbieding before we had to drag the Bored Sweeper out of hibernation.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #14 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:45 pm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:So will this weeks rankings be The Week the Bored Stood Still or a reference to Zap's Penis Salve? You know I can just see Billy Mays hawking Zap's Penis Salve.

My rubbing salve on Zap's penis is much less profound than "The Week the Bored Stood Still." I vote for the latter rankings title.

peacock2121 · #15 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:26 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.

let's all hope wb stays away until this thread dies.

Bob Juch · #16 Post by **Bob Juch** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:57 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.

I've got the same thing! Can you come over here and give me a hand?

clem21 · #17 Post by **clem21** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:59 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.
I've got the same thing! Can you come over here and give me a hand?

That's just not funny. No smiley can save that. Somebody please delete it so that no one else will have to read it.

peacock2121 · #18 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:21 pm

clem21 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.
I've got the same thing! Can you come over here and give me a hand?
That's just not funny. No smiley can save that. Somebody please delete it so that no one else will have to read it.

Someone delete that, other than who posted it and I am gonna have a sissy fit.

peacock2121 · #19 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:21 pm

clem21 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:It's a swollen lymph node and it should go down in a few days. I was given a cream to rub on the afflicted area to get rid of the redness and swelling.
I've got the same thing! Can you come over here and give me a hand?
That's just not funny. No smiley can save that. Somebody please delete it so that no one else will have to read it.

Besides which, clem, sweetie. They would then have to read it in your post.

clem21 · #20 Post by **clem21** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:22 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
clem21 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote: I've got the same thing! Can you come over here and give me a hand?
That's just not funny. No smiley can save that. Somebody please delete it so that no one else will have to read it.
Besides which, clem, sweetie. They would then have to read it in your post.

Y'know I realized that but I figured I could edit my post once his was deleted.

Thank you for calling me sweetie. I like you now.

peacock2121 · #21 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:24 pm

clem21 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
clem21 wrote: That's just not funny. No smiley can save that. Somebody please delete it so that no one else will have to read it.
Besides which, clem, sweetie. They would then have to read it in your post.
Y'know I realized that but I figured I could edit my post once his was deleted.

Thank you for calling me sweetie. I like you now.

Stick around. That will change.

sweetie

Bob Juch · #22 Post by **Bob Juch** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:31 pm

clem21 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
clem21 wrote: That's just not funny. No smiley can save that. Somebody please delete it so that no one else will have to read it.
Besides which, clem, sweetie. They would then have to read it in your post.
Y'know I realized that but I figured I could edit my post once his was deleted.

Thank you for calling me sweetie. I like you now.

You'll soon learn what Pea really means when she calls someone "sweetie".

It must be tough being you: Having to watch your back every second.

#23 Post by **Bob78164** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:31 pm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:So will this weeks rankings be The Week the Bored Stood Still or a reference to Zap's Penis Salve? You know I can just see Billy Mays hawking Zap's Penis Salve.

I vote for a compromise. The Week Zap's Penis Stood.

--Bob

peacock2121 · #24 Post by **peacock2121** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:32 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
clem21 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: Besides which, clem, sweetie. They would then have to read it in your post.
Y'know I realized that but I figured I could edit my post once his was deleted.

Thank you for calling me sweetie. I like you now.
You'll soon learn what Pea really means when she calls someone "sweetie".

It must be tough being you: Having to watch your back every second.

Bob, sweetie, whatever do you mean?

vettech · #25 Post by **vettech** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:20 pm

Hmm, I'm a little confused because there are no lymph nodes on the penis. The dog's lymph nodes are located similarly to ours: the neck under the ears, in the "armpits", the groin area, and behind the knees.

It sound like it may have become irritated and inflamed (does he lick alot?). In which case the cream sounds like it should do the trick.

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