But on to important matters. This week's school began with satisfaction pie charts. I love how the first two just go up and say "Sex? What's Sex? I've never done that..." And Heather is just like "you girls are filthy liars, at least I'm honest, I'm a 3! I've had sex with like umm....2 guys!" Good stuff.Meanwhile Lacey's pie chart is not shown at all. This is good news. Lacey needs to stay out of the way to win. I think she saw this.
So Heather decides to talk to Destiney, and where's the best place to call someone over? The toilet of course! So while she talks, the cameraman seems to need to focus on Heather er......padding herself downtown. Do we really need to see that?? I mean how 'bout using zoom people? Ugh.
So the girls design their T-shirts and Heather of course plasters her face front and center on hers "for her fans" I mean honestly this girl's ego is up there with BobJ's! (Cheap shot I know so I'll but a smiley which means there can be no retribution for my outright insult.
There, I'm untouchable now.) Meanwhile the two French "icons" were clearly being fed lines except where they felt the need to call Brandi's octopus an "octopussy" repeatedly. It's sounds funny with a french accent. I tried to recreate it with little success. Oh well.Meanwhile, Heather begins to panic. Classic scene ensues. She calls her friend and has a break down in which she says "If I don't leave I might have a heart attack." and she was dead serious. Oy. Her friend of course makes her feel better with the wonderful line (and Clem's Quote of the Week) "You've got to get back up on that stripper pole!" This is Charm School.
Onward. Destiney expresses herself by saying that she's only had 3 partners in 6 months which makes her just one percent satisfied. Sharon attempted to do the math and if mine is correct that would mean Destiney needs 600 sexual partners every year to be satisfied. And she is the favorite to win Charm School. Girl, you need to get to work.
Heather tells Sharon she smoked pot every day for 10 years. She did this in attempt to stay on the show. Rick tells Heather "I Liked You! And now you're blowing it." Translation: "I wanted to sleep with you but now you're getting expelled! All this work for nothing! Dammit!"
Heather goes home to smoke more pot. Lacey professes her love for mankind, bless her. Destiney falls further behind on her quest for 600.
Thank you so much Fanny for encouraging me to watch this show. Lacey is in the final three.
Ha!
