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Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See

#1 Post by etaoin22 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:34 am

Inspired by the completely apropos comment about Pelham:
Now, the list:

10 - Back to Ishtar
9 - Who's Afraid of Margaret Atwood?
8 - This --- Time --- It's --- Vegetables!!
7 - The Fourth Man
6 - Raging Bull pt 2: Pugilist Chic!
5 - Back with the Anti-reconstructionists.
4 - The Godfather, pt 2 (oops, that happened...)
3 - Citizen Kane: The Next Generation
2 - The Career
1 - Funny Aging BItch.

"Alien vs Hannibal Lecter" and others did not make this list, but I am sure the filmophilics here CAN DO MUCH BETTER!!!!

Though I do like #8. I wrote it down, so its copyrighten :D :D :D :D :D
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#2 Post by SportsFan68 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:40 pm

10 - Back to Ishtar
LOL!

Should been #1.
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#3 Post by etaoin22 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:26 pm

I haven't heard expounded the internal structure of the Letterman-style top 10 list, but I am sure out of the legions of TVaholics passing attention between net and tube, someone has figured it out. But #10 gotta be a good knock, rather than making you think..

I made an error in that for proper parallel structure,

#2 - The Careerist.

Sounds better, too.
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#4 Post by T_Bone0806 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:40 pm

OK, I couldn't resist and thought of a few:

Garfield: In Heat
Snow White and the Seven Palimony Suits
X-Men Unburdened: More than Wolverine's Claws "Come Out"
Die Hard: Victim of Viagara
Indiana Jones & the Proctologist of Doom
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#5 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:50 pm

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#6 Post by silvercamaro » Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:59 pm

The single most unwelcome sequel I can imagine would be:

Billy Elliot, Coal Miner (After Giving Dance a Whirl)
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#7 Post by T_Bone0806 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:01 pm

silvercamaro wrote:The single most unwelcome sequel I can imagine would be:

Billy Elliot, Coal Miner (After Giving Dance a Whirl)

Y'mean, that would be even worse than "Roseanne Barr in 'Swan Lake'"?
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#8 Post by frogman042 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:07 pm

Stolen from Letterman but I've always loved it -

!2 Angry Men and a Baby

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#9 Post by a1mamacat » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:23 pm

frogman042 wrote:Stolen from Letterman but I've always loved it -

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#10 Post by KillerTomato » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:54 pm

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Easy Rider 2: Rascals on the Road
Some Like it Lukewarm
The Seventh Sense: I See Stupid People
Gladiator 2: Maximus Overdrive
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#11 Post by mntetn » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:23 am

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#14 Post by nitrah55 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:44 am

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Return to Zabriskie Point

Next Year at Marinbad

Plan 10 from Outer Space

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