I'm pretty sure I have the power to delete earlier posts in a thread.......WheresFanny wrote:lb is gonna drop a load when he wakes up and sees this big long line of posts from one individual. Ha!
How I use that power, well........
lb13
I'm pretty sure I have the power to delete earlier posts in a thread.......WheresFanny wrote:lb is gonna drop a load when he wakes up and sees this big long line of posts from one individual. Ha!
Perfect on everything except the tea. Unless she is just fooling us with all that "I just spit coffee/Coke all over my monitor" line.....WheresFanny wrote:Can't you just picture Kiki sitting at her desk with a cup of hot tea, carefully reading and responding to every post while ticking off each one with a gold pen on a notepad next to her keyboard?
Stopping every so often for a sip of tea, a quiet chuckle and an emoticon search. I also envision pearls and a vase of fresh flowers being in play somehow.
I didn't post one time from my Blackberry today, thank you. I was off but verylittlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:Happy Birthday, Kiki! You know I was going to say something yesterday like 'isn't it Kiki's bday today?' but I'm glad I didn't. Ha!
Please make sure to thank me personally in an individual post that is all my own.
How about she just sends you a handwritten thank you note? It'd keep her off the Raspberry for a while too.....
lb13
kayrharris wrote:I didn't post one time from my Blackberry today, thank you. I was off but verylittlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:Happy Birthday, Kiki! You know I was going to say something yesterday like 'isn't it Kiki's bday today?' but I'm glad I didn't. Ha!
Please make sure to thank me personally in an individual post that is all my own.
How about she just sends you a handwritten thank you note? It'd keep her off the Raspberry for a while too.....
lb13
busy.
Why thank you, Fanny.WheresFanny wrote:Handwritten thank you note? What, you think people just have notebooks and pencils lying about the place?littlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:Happy Birthday, Kiki! You know I was going to say something yesterday like 'isn't it Kiki's bday today?' but I'm glad I didn't. Ha!
Please make sure to thank me personally in an individual post that is all my own.
How about she just sends you a handwritten thank you note? It'd keep her off the Raspberry for a while too.....
lb13
PS She did send me a handwritten thank you note once and she has lovely penmanship!
What happened to that "I'm not gonna be mean today" thing you mentionedlittlebeast13 wrote:Kay's gonna get a real swelled head when she sees how many posts we've racked up in this thread.....
Good thing not much of it's about her.....![]()
lb13
I have a feeling it either slipped off someone's finger accidentally or it wasulysses5019 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:Obscenely Rich Bastard wrote:Happy birthday, Lovey.
Sorry, but the ecomomy sucks, so I had to cut back and get you a 23 carat diamond. Hope you understand....
23.14 carat, from Harry Winston:
Kinda gaudy for my tastes....
Will Kay have to claim it from the Salvation Army?
http://www.wpxi.com/news/18186359/detail.html
As lovely as my handwriting is, my typing speed is 2nd to none and quite accurate (welllittlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:Handwritten thank you note? What, you think people just have notebooks and pencils lying about the place?littlebeast13 wrote:
How about she just sends you a handwritten thank you note? It'd keep her off the Raspberry for a while too.....
lb13
PS She did send me a handwritten thank you note once and she has lovely penmanship!
I have no doubt that she does. In fact, I'd have been absolutely astonished if she didn't....
People with such beautiful penmanship should never express their thoughts by punching a bunch of little keys....
lb13
Why yes she will...when I have time!WheresFanny wrote:Shame on all of you for steering Kiki's birthday thread into the ditch!
Happy Birthday, Kiki!
(Will she thank me twice in two separate posts now?)
It almost worked!! I haven't had much computer time today. I should hit my 5000th post for theminimetoo26 wrote:Beast wants to keep Kay so busy reading her thread she won't have time to post and catch up to him....themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:The is clearly the Asylum thread where all the inmates go to chat. 100+ posts!!!!
Yeah, I'm still waiting for that present!! I'll be patient.littlebeast13 wrote:The slip of paper inside with my address was handwritten....WheresFanny wrote:Actually, that wasn't my writing. I printed the label on the computer. Ha!littlebeast13 wrote:
Yes you do....
Ask any of the three people on this Bored who have notebook pages from me how "lovely" mine is.....
lb13
People have notebook pages?? Is your girlfriend Kiki one of them?
No, I have never sent Kiki anything before. But three people who all live in the same general area have all received stuff from me in the past, and along with it, the gift of Bored history.....
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Not yet anyway.littlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:Shame on all of you for steering Kiki's birthday thread into the ditch!
Happy Birthday, Kiki!
(Will she thank me twice in two separate posts now?)
Now you're gonna give her writer's cramp......
lb13
Is that what they teach you at the University of Spoiled Children.....oops, I meanulysses5019 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:Maybe the mimeograph is closer. (Yeah, Clem, mimeograph. Look it up, youngster!)littlebeast13 wrote: I don't know it the teacher's pet leash will stretch all the way to the copier.....![]()
lb13
Sorry. It's out of ink. I've snorted it all......
Thanks, Mini!!minimetoo26 wrote:Well, I reached my goal of getting all "Kay" threads up to 6 pages of randomness! You can't get much more random than we did today, that's for sure!
minimetoo26 wrote:Kay is worth losing sleep over!littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:Well, I reached my goal of getting all "Kay" threads up to 6 pages of randomness! You can't get much more random than we did today, that's for sure!
We will have to have this thread bronzed....
Or better yet, we'll have Kay write it out in her beautiful penmanship and have Clem mimeograph it so each of us can have a copy for posterity.....![]()
Damn, it's way past my bedtime....
lb13
Wow! I need your search engine, PSM! I wanted a birthday cake with a teacherPlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Happy Birthday to one of the nicest people I know!
I had to read this one several times before I understood everything. My MIL was left handed, but her mother only allowed her to write left handed, nothing else. Four out of seven in my family are lefties (not me) and they all have a different writing style.WheresFanny wrote:He could be a lefthander writing as a righthander, so his brain is telling him to do the opposite of what physics dictate.minimetoo26 wrote:He's a righty. I'm one of those weirdos who does learned things as a righty and natural things as a lefty. So I bat right but throw left. I served drinks lefty, then switched the tray so I could take orders righty. It's no wonder my kids are screwy, huh?WheresFanny wrote: Is he left or right handed?
When I positioned my paper like we were supposed to, I wrote with a backslant. And my fourth grade teacher had some grudge against them, so every paper handed in with a backslant was given an immediate zero. I can't hook my hand like most lefthanders (there's a theory about hook writers and brain dominance, so that might be part of the reason he starts in a different place) to pull the pencil instead of pushing it. So, necessity being the mother of invention, I just started writing sideways.
It helps in calligraphy, though, since that's more like drawing lines than writing.
I used to throw right just because there weren't any lefthanded gloves. Once I got my own glove, I could go back to throwing left. I throw like a girl with my right hand.
My mom and my sister do everything right handed except count money and deal cards. I count money and deal cards right handed. I crochet right handed because my grandma had such a hard time trying to teach me lefthanded and I wanted to learn so bad that I did it right handed. When I had surgery on my right arm I had an afghan to finish for a gift and had to do it with my left. It felt so damned awkward!
I also run a 10 key right handed. Since they were all situated on the right hand sides of the desks I decided to learn it with my right hand. That way I can keep the pencil in my left hand to write down the numbers and I had much better times than those who had to take their hand off the machine, pick up the pencil, etc. And yet no right handers had the smart idea to learn it left handed? What gives? Ha!
I'm working on it.themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:So will the Kay's birthday thread be longer that the Parade thread?
Of course not! It's Rexer's fault!!littlebeast13 wrote:If it does, it won't be my fault.themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:So will the Kay's birthday thread be longer that the Parade thread?
Bedtime starts now.....
lb13
I think I may have thanked you once, but it's OK to thank you twice!SportsFan68 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:minimetoo26 wrote:Well, I reached my goal of getting all "Kay" threads up to 6 pages of randomness! You can't get much more random than we did today, that's for sure!
We will have to have this thread bronzed....
Or better yet, we'll have Kay write it out in her beautiful penmanship and have Clem mimeograph it so each of us can have a copy for posterity.....![]()
Damn, it's way past my bedtime....
lb13
Well, since it's gonna be bronzed, I gotta be in it.
Gratuitous tangents? I'm afraid that's not in my vocabulary.MarleysGh0st wrote:Well, you might be able to catch up...if you return before beast wakes again.kayrharris wrote: I have to run some errands and will catch up when I get back home.![]()
OTOH, the rest of us might be able to continue the gratuitous tangents without him.
tlynn78 wrote:
doing my part for Kay's b-day, and the thread length, of course!
t.