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Seasons Greetings from Roger Goodell

#1 Post by silverscreenselect » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:49 pm

The NFL has suspended six players for four games (the remainder of the season) for using a banned diuretic substance. The Minnesota Vikings were the hardest hit, with starting defensive linemen Pat and Kevin Williams getting suspended. Three New Orleans Saints were also suspended, running back Deuce McAllister and defensive linemen Charles Grant and Will Smith, along with special teams player Bryan Pittman of Houston.

New Orleans probably had no chance to make the playoffs anyway, but this could cost the Vikings the divisional title.
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#2 Post by TheConfessor » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:06 pm

How does a diuretic provide a competitive advantage?

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#3 Post by SportsFan68 » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:16 pm

TheConfessor wrote:How does a diuretic provide a competitive advantage?
Hope this helps --

New York, NY (Sports Network) - The National Football League announced a list of six players on Tuesday that were each suspended four games for a violation of the league's policy on anabolic steroids and related substances.

New Orleans' Charles Grant, Deuce McAllister and Will Smith, Minnesota's Pat Williams and Kevin Williams and Houston's Bryan Pittman will each sit out after violating a provision of the policy relating to the use of diuretics and water pills, which may serve as masking agents for steroids.

All six players will miss the remainder of the regular season, as there are only four weeks left in the 2008 campaign. If the Saints, Vikings or Texans qualify for the playoffs, the players are eligible to return to their respective active rosters on December 29.

Jeff Pash, the NFL's executive vice president of labor and league counsel, heard and decided all but one of the appeals to the suspension. He noted in his rulings that the diuretic taken by the players, Bumetanide, had long been a prohibited substance and that the league's policy contains numerous warnings about dietary supplements.
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#4 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:27 pm

Deuce McAllister?!

I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell ya!

(I didn't mean that facetiously. I really am shocked.)

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#5 Post by TheConfessor » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:42 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
TheConfessor wrote:How does a diuretic provide a competitive advantage?
Hope this helps --[/b]
Thanks. I interpret that to mean that diuretics themselves don't help performance, but might help prevent getting caught for taking stuff that does help performance.

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#6 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:17 pm

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#7 Post by WheresFanny » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:48 pm

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Deuce McAllister?!

I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell ya!

(I didn't mean that facetiously. I really am shocked.)
Deuce is still a good guy. Apparently they all had the same doctor who didn't tell them that the diuretic they were just taking to make weight was one on the banned list.
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#8 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:13 am

So who is Roger Goodell? Some NFL official who suspended the players? :?

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#9 Post by earendel » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:16 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:So who is Roger Goodell? Some NFL official who suspended the players? :?
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