A Tale of Two Candidates
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Sir_Galahad
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A Tale of Two Candidates
From what I read, John McCain was so confident that he was going to win the election that he told his wife to go buy the slinkiest nightgown she could find for they would celebrate the win later on that night and she would have the pleasure of having sex with the next president of the United States. Well, we know how that ended. Senator McCain was pretty dejected as he walked upstairs to his bedroom later that night. When he got to the bedroom there was Cindy dressed in a very slinky nightgown. She looked and McCain and he looked at her and she said to him "is Obama coming over here or am I going to the White house?"
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke
Perhaps the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about...
Perhaps the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about...
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ne1410s
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Re: A Tale of Two Candidates
sirge, I think you're on the road to recovery... 
"When you argue with a fool, there are two fools in the argument."
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Spock
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Re: A Tale of Two Candidates
I was expanding on this joke in my head and now I have an awful mental image that I will share with you-Good Luck getting it out of your brain.
Protagonists-Todd and Sarah Palin.
Punchline-"Is Joe coming over here-Or am I going over there?"
Protagonists-Todd and Sarah Palin.
Punchline-"Is Joe coming over here-Or am I going over there?"
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jaybee
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Re: A Tale of Two Candidates
Spock wrote: Punchline-"Is Joe coming over here-Or am I going over there?"
There'd be a wink with that - eh?
Jaybee