HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Let the Parade COMMENCE!

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Al_Haig · #26 Post by **Al_Haig** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:19 am

Who gave the order to start this parade? I'm in control here! If you don't believe me, just count my medals.

MortonDowneyJr · #27 Post by **MortonDowneyJr** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:22 am

Bitter Beer Face wrote:
SloppyDrunkGuy wrote:Hey! Hey bartender! (Hic!) I'll take three of thoshe bottles... (hic!)

*SPIT!*

Dammit, that ishn't alcohol! (hic, hic!) Musht be O'Douls...

HIC!
I agree! That Fukola's nasty!

You'll drink it and you'll like it, you god damn sissies!

And have a pack of smokes while you're at it.

Tanned_B_Hind · #28 Post by **Tanned_B_Hind** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:23 am

Where is that beach the interpreter guy is on?

I think I'm starting to fade.

Richard_Milhous_Nixon · #29 Post by **Richard_Milhous_Nixon** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:27 am

Which way to the Dead President's Float?

RoseParadeFloat · #30 Post by **RoseParadeFloat** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:28 am

It isn't a parade without me!

Yoo Hoo! Dickie! Over here!

Oral B Roberts · #31 Post by **Oral B Roberts** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:30 am

That Tanned_B_hind is in clear violation of the Lord's Terms of Use! Honey, you better send me a big, fat, pennance check if you want to save your.... no better yet, deliver that check to me personally. I'll be up in the rectory after this Sunday's service....

notebookboy · #32 Post by **notebookboy** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:32 am

Hey Morton, where's your old pal JoePyne?

And why can't the Downy Ball lady be here today....

Dead Horse · #33 Post by **Dead Horse** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:32 am

Richard_Milhous_Nixon wrote:Which way to the Dead President's Float?

It's the one I'm pulling

AnnieCamaro · #34 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:34 am

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Horse meat. Yum.

/:P\

_TPTB_ · #35 Post by **_TPTB_** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:35 am

Al_Haig wrote:Who gave the order to start this parade? I'm in control here! If you don't believe me, just count my medals.

Yeah, whatever...

Could you do one of the 8 editions of Dancing With the Stars we have planned for this winter? Otherwise, don't usurp my autonomy...

Lame Excuse · #36 Post by **Lame Excuse** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:35 am

notebookboy wrote:Hey Morton, where's your old pal JoePyne?

And why can't the Downy Ball lady be here today....

The Downy Ball lady contacted me a couple of days ago, and I gave her this
"The dog ate my homework"

JasperSuchard · #37 Post by **JasperSuchard** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:36 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Horse meat. Yum.

/:P\

Sounds good to me as well.

LarryCraig · #38 Post by **LarryCraig** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:38 am

Oral B Roberts wrote:That Tanned_B_hind is in clear violation of the Lord's Terms of Use! Honey, you better send me a big, fat, pennance check if you want to save your.... no better yet, deliver that check to me personally. I'll be up in the rectory after this Sunday's service....

I'll be in the rectory this Sunday as well, though I might have to pull out prematurely because I have to be at the Minneapolis Airport by 2 in order to get back to Washington.

Would you people stop staring at me?! Let me be clear that I am not gay!

Skip the Intern · #39 Post by **Skip the Intern** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:39 am

_TPTB_ wrote:Otherwise, don't usurp my autonomy...

Could you not use such big words?

I've thrown hot coffee on the picketting writers like you asked, now can I please have a few hours off this Thanksgiving to be with the family I haven't seen since I was 7?

not_minime · #40 Post by **not_minime** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:43 am

notebookboy wrote:Hey Morton, where's your old pal JoePyne?

And why can't the Downy Ball lady be here today....

Would you take the Snuggle Sheet bear?

JoePyne · #41 Post by **JoePyne** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:46 am

notebookboy wrote:Hey Morton, where's your old pal JoePyne?

.

Where the hell do you think I am, maggot?

NewSatan · #42 Post by **NewSatan** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:47 am

JoePyne wrote:
notebookboy wrote:Hey Morton, where's your old pal JoePyne?

.

Where the hell do you think I am, maggot?

Don't ask me. We didn't want either of them.

Mr Showtimeness · #43 Post by **Mr Showtimeness** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:51 am

Hey parade audience! Come visit over to my site and see all the pictures I have of pussies!

Or, if you are more of an ass man, we have those two!

Satan Dolittle · #44 Post by **Satan Dolittle** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:53 am

NewSatan wrote:
JoePyne wrote:
notebookboy wrote:Hey Morton, where's your old pal JoePyne?

.

Where the hell do you think I am, maggot?
Don't ask me. We didn't want either of them.

They can't be worse than Nixon!

Cleft_the_Boy_Chin_Wonder · #45 Post by **Cleft_the_Boy_Chin_Wonder** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:54 am

Is there a float for us second bananas?

What? Just look for the float Deputy Fife is guarding with Al Gore & Bob Dole on it?

Thanks

The Lord Jehovah · #46 Post by **The Lord Jehovah** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:55 am

NewSatan wrote:
JoePyne wrote:
notebookboy wrote:Hey Morton, where's your old pal JoePyne?

.

Where the hell do you think I am, maggot?
Don't ask me. We didn't want either of them.

Get thee behind Me, Satan. You can join the parade, just be sure you know your place.

Richard_Milhous_Nixon · #47 Post by **Richard_Milhous_Nixon** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:55 am

Satan Dolittle wrote:
NewSatan wrote:
JoePyne wrote:
Where the hell do you think I am, maggot?
Don't ask me. We didn't want either of them.

They can't be worse than Nixon!

I keep telling you

I AM NOT A CROOK!

The Lord Jehovah · #48 Post by **The Lord Jehovah** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:57 am

Satan Dolittle wrote:
NewSatan wrote:
JoePyne wrote:
Where the hell do you think I am, maggot?
Don't ask me. We didn't want either of them.

They can't be worse than Nixon!

You get thee behind Me as well, Satan.

Why the hell I let you guys loose is beyond Me.

BDMs partner · #49 Post by **BDMs partner** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:57 am

The big guy demands less chin, more spongebob.

Unless that chin used to coach the Stillers....

RipVanWinkle · #50 Post by **RipVanWinkle** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:57 am

This is the most exciting parade i've seen in 20 yeeaaarrrrssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzz