IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

[BobMarleysGh0st]

Y'all better have a permit fer this here parade.

Hey, mon. I thought I shot you.

You were too stoned to hit me. You shot a UPS truck and thought it was me.

It was an honest mistake. You need to cut back on the doughnuts, mon. And I did not think a song called "I Shot the UPS Truck" would be a big hit.

[Beebs52]

Anybody wanna place a little wager on the length of this parade?

Blaise, size does not matter.

[OCDer]

OOOOPS wrong thread

[a1mamacat]

I didn't know Parades took lunch breaks.

I think everyone is having the corn battered Giant Gambian Rat on a stick.

Thank goodness they aren't having chicken!

Chicken - meet Woodstock

[Horatio Caine]

Hey, mon. I thought I shot you.

You were too stoned to hit me. You shot a UPS truck and thought it was me.

It was an honest mistake. You need to cut back on the doughnuts, mon. And I did not think a song called "I Shot the UPS Truck" would be a big hit.

Hmmm... a man was shot once while eating a doughnut....
I 'd call that...

<Removing Sunglasses>

A hole in one.
<opening credits>

[Mute Nelly]

You were too stoned to hit me. You shot a UPS truck and thought it was me.

It was an honest mistake. You need to cut back on the doughnuts, mon. And I did not think a song called "I Shot the UPS Truck" would be a big hit.

Hmmm... a man was shot once while eating a doughnut....
I 'd call that...

<Removing Sunglasses>

A hole in one.
<opening credits>

[silvercamaro]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

[clem21]

What makes you think I'm not around....I just got home

[NellyLunatic1980]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

Jocelyn Elders has been doing it single-handedly for years...

[a1mamacat]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

Jocelyn Elders has been doing it single-handedly for years...

LALALALALALALALALALALA

Not Lissnin!!!!!

[peacock2121]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

Jocelyn Elders has been doing it single-handedly for years...

That was bad!

[Billy Sherman]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

We need some war posting.

[Franz Liebkind]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

We need some war posting.

You sissy Americans!!

You do not know ze meaning of war!

Ah if only it were springtime...

[Chaz Michael Michaels]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

We need some war posting.

You sissy Americans!!

You do not know ze meaning of war!

Ah if only it were springtime...

HEY! I am the only Will Ferrell character worth mentioning because I am Chaz Michael Michaels and I am figure skating!
BOOM!

[BobMarleysGh0st]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

We need some war posting.

It's not my song, but I'll try it.

War...what is it good for?
Absolutely nothing....

Wait, that's not what you meant, is it? I have been smoking a little today.

[kayrharris]

I've exhausted my ideas for MM and I have the most I've ever had thanks to today.

[silvercamaro]

I've exhausted my ideas for MM and I have the most I've ever had thanks to today.

Wait. You mean some of those uncouth and uncultured paraders were you?

I'm shocked and appalled.

[kayrharris]

I've exhausted my ideas for MM and I have the most I've ever had thanks to today.

Wait. You mean some of those uncouth and uncultured paraders were you?

I'm shocked and appalled.

Heavens no! All mine were refined and cultured. You didn't notice?

[Moratorium Cat]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

Jocelyn Elders has been doing it single-handedly for years...

LALALALALALALALALALALA

Not Lissnin!!!!!

Amen to that!

[silvercamaroinaclownnose]

Call it nostalgia.

I wanted to post under the name I used in my very first parade. I never was very good at disguises.

[LalalalaMama]

Fine, Okay, okay, I surrender


Guess who I am.

[Artificial Gratuitousness]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

We need some war posting.

We'll be having none of that.

The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls.

[SportsFan68]

Only 43 more posts needed for a new parade record!

Where's Clem when we really need him? It's a shame he doesn't have any boring classes this afternoon, or he could do it single-handedly.

We need some war posting.

We'll be having none of that.

The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls.

Some of us aren't afraid of you.

. . . OK, nobody's afraid of you.

We love having you around, though.

OK, I love having you around. Artificial gratuitousness is probably half my post count.

OK, 3/4.

[kayrharris]

Artificial gratuitousness? I've never heard of such!

[kayrharris]

I made my red velvet cake this morning.