IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

[HotPretzelVendor]

Anyone want some nice hot pretzels?

[Clem's Real Professor]

Uncle Clem only likes me, he doesn't care about you.
Plus he's currently in trouble because Chris Crocker made him laugh out loud in the middle of class...

ROFL!!! What am image! Skipping class whilst IN class. Kudos.

All Ipods are being confiscated!! How the hell do you think you're supposed to learn when you're
blatantly disobedient????

What on heaven's green earth are Ipods????

Yes Clem you may continue to use your heart rate monitor thing...I'm glad you find my class so amusing.

Now students, back to the legislative advantages of incumbency in a mid-term House election....

And I so do not look like Indiana Jones!

[The_Torch_of_husband1111]

Is this the Olympic parade?


Whadda ya mean I'm late?!?!?!?

[ulysses5019]

Anyone want some nice hot pretzels?

Where were you last night when I had a full bottle of beer?

[DragonMyButtAround]

Is this the Olympic parade?


Whadda ya mean I'm late?!?!?!?

Late? Am I late??

Wahhhhhhhh!

[Don't Tase Me Bro]

OK -- NOW I found my avatar!

Don't Tase Me Bro!

Auuuuuggggghhhhhhhhh!

[Rockin' Adama]

Finally!

I have found my rag-tag fugitive fleet

on their lonely quest...

uh, where are we heading, exactly?

Oh, a shining planet known as...um...


Wow. That Cassiopeia is hot. I think I hit the Bonanza.

[ulysses5019]

Wow. That Cassiopeia is hot. I think I hit the Bonanza.

I think I saw warmbucketofpiss at the "head" of the parade.

[PrinceofQuiteaLot]

Who is impersonating me?

Ha! Ha, I say. Some of those feathers would like fine in my new tiara...

Hey Queen E, do I need to pick up anything at the store on my way home to the Castle?

[Giant Gambian Rat]

I didn't know Parades took lunch breaks.

[ulysses5019]

I didn't know Parades took lunch breaks.

I think everyone is having the corn battered Giant Gambian Rat on a stick.

[Chicken Little]

I didn't know Parades took lunch breaks.

I think everyone is having the corn battered Giant Gambian Rat on a stick.

Thank goodness they aren't having chicken!

[Carmelo Anthony]

I didn't know Parades took lunch breaks.

I think everyone is having the corn battered Giant Gambian Rat on a stick.

I was looking forward to the Mad Cow Sliders myself.

[Justice_David_Souter]

I must apologize for the lateness of my esteemed colleagues and myself but now that we're here we'll begin reviewing the entrants and rendering our decisions as to Best in Show.

[Chick fil a Cow]

I didn't know Parades took lunch breaks.

I think everyone is having the corn battered Giant Gambian Rat on a stick.

Thank goodness they aren't having chicken!

No.nonononononono.........Eat more chikin!!!!!

[Blaise_Pascal]

Anybody wanna place a little wager on the length of this parade?

[Carmelo Anthony]

I must apologize for the lateness of my esteemed colleagues and myself but now that we're here we'll begin reviewing the entrants and rendering our decisions as to Best in Show.

I better win. I haven't won enough awards. I get passed over every year for NBA MVP, Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year, BET's Male Athlete of the Year, and People's Sexiest Man Alive.

[Jim Rome]

Hey clones.

I don't mean to get all up in your grill, but I must say this:

Have a parade and do not suck.



Out.

[WorldSeriesTrophy]

This parade is more fun than that one in Philadelphia last month. With the exception of Bored Buddies and their families of course, most Philly sports fans are a bunch of foulmouthed drunks who need a shave and a bath.

And the men are even worse.

[QueenofEverything]

Hey Queen E, do I need to pick up anything at the store on my way home to the Castle?

Of course not, dear. That's for the little people. Just keep practicing that parade wave and SMILE

[ulysses5019]

This parade is more fun than that one in Philadelphia last month. With the exception of Bored Buddies and their families of course, most Philly sports fans are a bunch of foulmouthed drunks who need a shave and a bath.

And the men are even worse.

How about the Giant Gambian Squirrels?

[Carmelo Anthony]

Hey clones.

I don't mean to get all up in your grill, but I must say this:

Have a parade and do not suck.



Out.

Piss off, Rome.

[Sheriff John Brown]

Y'all better have a permit fer this here parade.

[BobMarleysGh0st]

Y'all better have a permit fer this here parade.

Hey, mon. I thought I shot you.

[Sheriff John Brown]

Y'all better have a permit fer this here parade.

Hey, mon. I thought I shot you.

You were too stoned to hit me. You shot a UPS truck and thought it was me.