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Mute Nelly
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by Mute Nelly » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:45 am
LarryCraig wrote:Jim Cantore wrote:Where are the hurricane force winds to blow all the giant balloons all over the place and injure innocent women and children?
Dammit, it could at least sprinkle or something....
You and I have something in common, Jim: We're both waiting to get blown at this Parade.
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Beavis & Butthead
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by Beavis & Butthead » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:46 am
Girl From Porky's wrote:Mike Hunt is on a float!
Can everyone see Mike Hunt?
Mike Hunt looks fabulous up there!
Everyone loves a parade. Everyone loves Mike Hunt.
Huh, huh, huh! Huh, huh, huh!
Uhhhhhhh....... hey baby!
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Chris Crocker
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by Chris Crocker » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:48 am
LilySuchard wrote:Leave me alone.
YOU HEARD HER! LEAVE LILY ALONE, YOU BASTARDS! SHE'S ONLY FELINE!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
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Ed McMahon
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by Ed McMahon » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:49 am
Is there a place for me in this parade? And is the pay good?
Anyone need a walk-in bathtub? Kay?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
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Elphaba
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by Elphaba » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:50 am
Where are my shoes!
"We all can't come and go by bubble"
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Elphaba
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by Elphaba » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:50 am
Don't make me call my monkeys!
"We all can't come and go by bubble"
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Prince Albert In A Can
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by Prince Albert In A Can » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:51 am
CalvinCoolidgeIsASexyBeas wrote:What you need is some Presidents!
Presidents, pshaw!
Let me out of here, and this parade can have a royal touch....
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Ice Skaping Queen
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by Ice Skaping Queen » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:53 am
Prince Albert In A Can wrote:CalvinCoolidgeIsASexyBeas wrote:What you need is some Presidents!
Presidents, pshaw!
Let me out of here, and this parade can have a royal touch....
I am royalty! Look at me skape my way into your hearts!
Whoooops! Help me clem!!!!
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FlyingDevilMonkey
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by FlyingDevilMonkey » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:53 am
This parade needs something scary in it.
"Stop the monkeys! PLEASE Stop the monkeys!"
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MonosyllabicGruntingDork
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by MonosyllabicGruntingDork » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:54 am
Beavis & Butthead wrote:Girl From Porky's wrote:Mike Hunt is on a float!
Can everyone see Mike Hunt?
Mike Hunt looks fabulous up there!
Everyone loves a parade. Everyone loves Mike Hunt.
Huh, huh, huh! Huh, huh, huh!
Uhhhhhhh....... hey baby!
You guys have a way with words.
Uh um
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_TPTB_
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by _TPTB_ » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:54 am
HEY! I don't wanna see anymore Flying Devil Monkeys!
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FlyingDevilMonkey
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by FlyingDevilMonkey » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:54 am
hahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha
"Stop the monkeys! PLEASE Stop the monkeys!"
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
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by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:55 am
You maggots call this a goddamned parade?
Private Uly, you're out of step. Is that a squirrel in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Private Littlebeast, dress those ranks. You're an embarrassment to the corps.
You are all a bunch of disgusting fat bodies. Now stop and give me twenty.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
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FlyingDevilMonkey
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by FlyingDevilMonkey » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:55 am
_TPTB_ wrote:HEY! I don't wanna see anymore Flying Devil Monkeys!
We don't want to see you!
"Stop the monkeys! PLEASE Stop the monkeys!"
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Judge Joe Brown
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by Judge Joe Brown » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:55 am
Ice Skaping Queen wrote:Prince Albert In A Can wrote:CalvinCoolidgeIsASexyBeas wrote:What you need is some Presidents!
Presidents, pshaw!
Let me out of here, and this parade can have a royal touch....
I am royalty! Look at me skape my way into your hearts!
Whoooops! Help me clem!!!!
I'm here to help if you get hurt. Call 1-800-Joebrown
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Charlie Brown's Teacher
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by Charlie Brown's Teacher » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:56 am
MonosyllabicGruntingDork wrote:Beavis & Butthead wrote:Girl From Porky's wrote:Mike Hunt is on a float!
Can everyone see Mike Hunt?
Mike Hunt looks fabulous up there!
Everyone loves a parade. Everyone loves Mike Hunt.
Huh, huh, huh! Huh, huh, huh!
Uhhhhhhh....... hey baby!
You guys have a way with words.
Wah wah wah wah wah wahwahwah waaaaah....
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Beast the Slacker
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by Beast the Slacker » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:57 am
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman wrote:You maggots call this a goddamned parade?
Private Uly, you're out of step. Is that a squirrel in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Private Littlebeast, dress those ranks. You're an embarrassment to the corps.
You are all a bunch of disgusting fat bodies. Now stop and give me twenty.
Huh? Did you say something?
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AnnieCamaro
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by AnnieCamaro » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:57 am
May I be the Parade Princess and ride in a convertible?
I already have my tiara and a beautiful pink dress.
I'll made Lizbit run in front of my convertible, scatter rose petals, shake hands with all the children on the parade route, and entertain the crowd with her dumb tricks. (If she's supposed to be so good at tricks, why can't she do a double back flip with a twist?)
Sou iu koto de.
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kayla21
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by kayla21 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:57 am
Ice Skaping Queen wrote:Prince Albert In A Can wrote:CalvinCoolidgeIsASexyBeas wrote:What you need is some Presidents!
Presidents, pshaw!
Let me out of here, and this parade can have a royal touch....
I am royalty! Look at me skape my way into your hearts!
Whoooops! Help me clem!!!!
Uncle Clem only likes me, he doesn't care about you.
Plus he's currently in trouble because Chris Crocker made him laugh out loud in the middle of class...
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ZombieJesus
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by ZombieJesus » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:58 am
Brains, I need brains!
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Byrd
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by Byrd » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:58 am
Judge Joe Brown wrote:Ice Skaping Queen wrote:Prince Albert In A Can wrote:
Presidents, pshaw!
Let me out of here, and this parade can have a royal touch....
I am royalty! Look at me skape my way into your hearts!
Whoooops! Help me clem!!!!
I'm here to help if you get hurt. Call 1-800-Joebrown
Poser!
Ummmmm. you don't happen to pay more than Judy, do you?
All rise!
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Evil Squirrel
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by Evil Squirrel » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:59 am
AnnieCamaro wrote:May I be the Parade Princess and ride in a convertible?
I already have my tiara and a beautiful pink dress.
I'll made Lizbit run in front of my convertible, scatter rose petals, shake hands with all the children on the parade route, and entertain the crowd with her dumb tricks. (If she's supposed to be so good at tricks, why can't she do a double back flip with a twist?)
Shouldn't you be lying in bed healing right now?
This is MY parade! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!!!!!
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--
Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
