IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#26 Post by Timothy Treadwell » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:28 am

Liberace wrote:
LarryCraig wrote:All right! I came out of the water closet just in time for the parade! It's great to be out on a day like today.
Isn't this fun, Larry? Just like when we rode together in the Gay Pride Parade last year!

Giddy up cowboy!
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#27 Post by Larry Brown » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:29 am

Scott Norwood wrote:
Warren Sapp wrote:It's pretty early, but the pool has a lot a leaves in it so I think I'll hang here for a while.

I could challenge Evil Squirrel to a race. I guarantee you I'm faster!!

Hey Warren, can I see your Super Bowl ring?
Leave Warren alone! He knows that the best possible career move after winning a Super Bowl is to play for Al Davis....
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#28 Post by swimming chipmunk » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:29 am

Hey! I need Evil Squirrel's attorney. Apparently my identity has been stolen!!
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#29 Post by ZapSuchard » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:30 am

I love parades!
I bark therefore I am.
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#30 Post by JasperSuchard » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:31 am

Wait for me Zap!
Meow!
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#31 Post by Squashed Hamster » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:32 am

swimming chipmunk wrote:Hey! I need Evil Squirrel's attorney. Apparently my identity has been stolen!!
How do you think I feel? The Bored used to be all about us hamsters....

^*#@(^# squirrel.... :evil:

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#32 Post by MonosyllabicGruntingDork » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:32 am

How come nobody invited me to be on their float?
Uh um
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#33 Post by Wink Martinsquirrel » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:32 am

Hey! I thought I was Grand Marshal. I'm much better looking. I have a higher Q factor.

I demand my own float. And one of those cool long microphones.
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#34 Post by LucySuchard » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:33 am

I don't want to march next to squirrels, they don't smell very nice.
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#35 Post by Sunflower's Partner » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:33 am

MonosyllabicGruntingDork wrote:How come nobody invited me to be on their float?
You're just not hot enough to pick up all the cute chicks like me, Dork!
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#36 Post by Exploded Nose » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:34 am

By Dose!!!!!!!!!! You fweaking idiots wan over by dose!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#37 Post by The Beast Sisters » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:35 am

So this is what our brother does with his free time?

LOSER!!!!
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#38 Post by Sam Kinison » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:35 am

I come here for my very first Bored Parade... AND NOW THE FUCKING HELLO KITTYS ARE INVADING THIS, TOO?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I'M IN HELL!
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#39 Post by Billy Mays » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:36 am

Sam Kinison wrote:I come here for my very first Bored Parade... AND NOW THE FUCKING HELLO KITTYS ARE INVADING THIS, TOO?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT SCREAM SO LOUD!?!?!?

MY EARS!!!!!!!!
BUT WAIT..... THERE'S MORE!!!!!!
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#40 Post by mixed up MM » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:38 am

Billy Mays wrote:
Sam Kinison wrote:I come here for my very first Bored Parade... AND NOW THE FUCKING HELLO KITTYS ARE INVADING THIS, TOO?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT SCREAM SO LOUD!?!?!?

MY EARS!!!!!!!!

Oh my goodness! My tender ears!!
How long does this parade last anyway??
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#41 Post by Jim Cantore » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:38 am

Where are the hurricane force winds to blow all the giant balloons all over the place and injure innocent women and children?

Dammit, it could at least sprinkle or something....
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#42 Post by Jeff Spicoli » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:40 am

Who's dumbass idea was it to start this parade so early anyway???

I'm going to get some pizza 8)
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#43 Post by 1OfLBsMerryMen » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:40 am

mixed up MM wrote:
Billy Mays wrote:
Sam Kinison wrote:I come here for my very first Bored Parade... AND NOW THE FUCKING HELLO KITTYS ARE INVADING THIS, TOO?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT SCREAM SO LOUD!?!?!?

MY EARS!!!!!!!!

Oh my goodness! My tender ears!!
How long does this parade last anyway??
It lasts until the Sweeper dude shows up the next morning to clean up all the debris, horsecrap, and dead squirrels....
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#44 Post by Col Nathan Jessep Fantine » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:41 am

You want me on that float!

You need me on that float!
Get off my wall!
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#45 Post by The Spotless Sun » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:41 am

Jim Cantore wrote:Where are the hurricane force winds to blow all the giant balloons all over the place and injure innocent women and children?

Dammit, it could at least sprinkle or something....
Sorry Jim, but the ProActiv is working too well.
I'm in a preemptive denial phase
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#46 Post by LarryCraig » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:42 am

Jim Cantore wrote:Where are the hurricane force winds to blow all the giant balloons all over the place and injure innocent women and children?

Dammit, it could at least sprinkle or something....
You and I have something in common, Jim: We're both waiting to get blown at this Parade.
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#47 Post by LilySuchard » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:42 am

Leave me alone.
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#48 Post by Duh Mass » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:42 am

Jeff Spicoli wrote:Who's dumbass idea was it to start this parade so early anyway???

I'm going to get some pizza 8)

HEY!!!

I don't have much longer to make decisions before The Office Of The President Elect takes over....
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#49 Post by KilljoyWasHere » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:45 am

Next year I'm going to rent a Sherman tank to ensure this parade is over before it gets started....
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#50 Post by Girl From Porky's » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:45 am

Mike Hunt is on a float!

Can everyone see Mike Hunt?

Mike Hunt looks fabulous up there!

Everyone loves a parade. Everyone loves Mike Hunt.
To know Mike Hunt is to love Mike Hunt
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