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IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#1 Post by ParadeCoordinator » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:03 am

Commence ur marchin'
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#2 Post by WGAS in Gastonia » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:05 am

Ladies and gentlemen, if you can't make it out to the parade route, be sure to tune in to the coverage on The Big 1420, WGAS in Gastonia. We have obtained the services of legendary announcers Dandy Don Meredith and Craig Paquette to call the action....

If that doesn't get us kicked off the air, nothing will....
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#3 Post by Mute Nelly » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:06 am

ParadeCoordinator wrote:Commence ur marchin'
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#4 Post by ThePepsiGeneration » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:09 am

I'll be passing out the refreshments this year. I made sure to shoot the tires out of the Fukola float....

Hop on board Kay!
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#5 Post by Not Mini » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:11 am

Someone needs to tell their guests to get lost..... :evil:
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#6 Post by LarryCraig » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:12 am

All right! I came out of the water closet just in time for the parade! It's great to be out on a day like today.
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#7 Post by MinisKidToBeNamedLater » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:13 am

Not Mini wrote:Someone needs to tell their guests to get lost..... :evil:
I'll go in the guest room and run around and scream like the obnoxious almost 4 year old girl I can be. That oughta take care of things.....
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#8 Post by Liberace » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:15 am

LarryCraig wrote:All right! I came out of the water closet just in time for the parade! It's great to be out on a day like today.
Isn't this fun, Larry? Just like when we rode together in the Gay Pride Parade last year!

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#9 Post by kayrharris » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:17 am

ThePepsiGeneration wrote:I'll be passing out the refreshments this year. I made sure to shoot the tires out of the Fukola float....

Hop on board Kay!
Oooh, a personal invitation. I dunno the rules though. Do I have
to be an MM or can I just irritate everyone as my ownself??
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#10 Post by Oral B Roberts » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:18 am

I see this parade has already gotten off on the wrong foot! I'll be setting up the collection plate at the end of the route, and it better damn well be overflowing with huge bills by the time you merry freaks are done tromping all over God's green earth....
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#11 Post by Carmelo Anthony » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:18 am

May I drive one of the floats? I had only three glasses of Bacardi and two shots of Patron last night.
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#12 Post by NSAS » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:19 am

Press Release:

Today's Grand Marshall is Evil Squirrel, 2008's Squirrel of the Year!!!!!
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#13 Post by Referee Phil Luckett » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:20 am

kayrharris wrote:
ThePepsiGeneration wrote:I'll be passing out the refreshments this year. I made sure to shoot the tires out of the Fukola float....

Hop on board Kay!
Oooh, a personal invitation. I dunno the rules though. Do I have
to be an MM or can I just irritate everyone as my ownself??

TWEET!

Parade participant not in proper costume!

That's a 50 post penalty, and loss of posting privileges for 2 weeks.

Please reset the game clock to 11:11....
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#14 Post by NSAS » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:21 am

Mr. E. Squirrel might be delayed, as I understand that he is making a quick trip to offer aid and comfort to a canine with a recurring health condition. He's such a canineatarian.
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#15 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:22 am

NSAS wrote:Press Release:

Today's Grand Marshall is Evil Squirrel, 2008's Squirrel of the Year!!!!!

WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

YIPPPPPIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

I am finally special! Annie will have to treat me nicely! Sprots will have to scritch me! LB will have to get me my own computer!

And I get to sit on top of the big float and throw apples at everyone!

I am so happy I am running all over the place and doing backflips..... well, not much unlike any other day I guess.....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

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Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

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#16 Post by Angry Village Mob » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:23 am

We're always ready for a Parade, Now where's that squirrel.
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#17 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:24 am

NSAS wrote:Mr. E. Squirrel might be delayed, as I understand that he is making a quick trip to offer aid and comfort to a canine with a recurring health condition. He's such a canineatarian.

Oh yeah, I was going to do that......
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

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#18 Post by frogman042 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:25 am

LarryCraig wrote:All right! I came out of the water closet just in time for the parade! It's great to be out on a day like today.
I hear that they will be playing real toe-tapping music!

This also gives me an excuse to tell my one original Larry Craig joke:

Why was Larry Craig so excited about winning an election by a huge margin?

Because he was told he just got a mandate.

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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#19 Post by Badge #13 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:25 am

Uh oh! Angry Village Mob at ten o'clock.

Oops, it's donut time. I'll be back in an hour to disperse the riot....
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#20 Post by Oh Hell Kitty » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:25 am

I always available to help keep the Parade moving along.
Kitty is coming for YOU!!!
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#21 Post by Bucket of Warm Piss » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:26 am

Sheesh, 20 minutes in and look at all of the people and animals already here. That's gonna be a lot of warm piss.

And it's gonna be a long day for me...
It's not worth me.
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#22 Post by Warren Sapp » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:26 am

It's pretty early, but the pool has a lot a leaves in it so I think I'll hang here for a while.

I could challenge Evil Squirrel to a race. I guarantee you I'm faster!!
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#23 Post by Emo Kitty » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:26 am

Oh Hell Kitty wrote:I always available to help keep the Parade moving along.
I knew this parade was gonna suck..... :evil:
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Re: IT'S PARADE TIME!!!

#24 Post by Warren Sapp » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:28 am

I give up! I can't play this game. I guess I'm just tired from all that dancing last night and this
morning on GMA!

BTW, I was robbed!!!
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#25 Post by Scott Norwood » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:28 am

Warren Sapp wrote:It's pretty early, but the pool has a lot a leaves in it so I think I'll hang here for a while.

I could challenge Evil Squirrel to a race. I guarantee you I'm faster!!

Hey Warren, can I see your Super Bowl ring?
D'oh! Wide right!
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