Hitler was missing something

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Hitler was missing something

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#2 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:17 pm

bazodee wrote:Finally confirmed....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 945960.ece
And from a source only slightly more credible than others cited here frequently.........

Okay--a toss-up. But most blogs don't have links to bikini babes.
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#3 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:27 pm

bazodee wrote:Finally confirmed....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 945960.ece
I remember that story from many years ago. The information was set to music...

Hitler, had only one left ball
Goring had two, but they were small
Himmler, had something similar
and Goebbels had no balls at all
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#4 Post by TheCalvinator24 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:30 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
bazodee wrote:Finally confirmed....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 945960.ece
And from a source only slightly more credible than others cited here frequently.........

Okay--a toss-up. But most blogs don't have links to bikini babes.
Said link (to the Bikini Babes) just got me a block for "Adult Content."

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#5 Post by MinisterOfPropaganda » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:31 pm

a1mamacat wrote:
bazodee wrote:Finally confirmed....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 945960.ece
I remember that story from many years ago. The information was set to music...

Hitler, had only one left ball
Goring had two, but they were small
Himmler, had something similar
and Goebbels had no balls at all
As Minister of Propaganda, I say that I have the biggest balls of them all!!!!

And you will be spending a few weeks in the cooler.... :evil:

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#6 Post by ToLiveIsToFly » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:37 pm

bazodee wrote:Finally confirmed....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 945960.ece
I will have the Colonel Bogie March in my head for the rest of the day. It's drowning out Louis and Ella right now.

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#7 Post by WheresFanny » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:50 pm

a1mamacat wrote:
bazodee wrote:Finally confirmed....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 945960.ece
I remember that story from many years ago. The information was set to music...

Hitler, had only one left ball
Goring had two, but they were small
Himmler, had something similar
and Goebbels had no balls at all
I didn't look at the link, but started whistling the same thing! Bette Midler used to do it in her act.
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#8 Post by etaoin22 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:50 pm

It would help this source's credibility if.......

The portrait chosen, semi-beefcake in lederhosen, did not appear to be someone else, with a photo-shopped paint mustache.

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#9 Post by WheresFanny » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:00 pm

etaoin22 wrote:It would help this source's credibility if.......

The portrait chosen, semi-beefcake in lederhosen, did not appear to be someone else, with a photo-shopped paint mustache.
Three quarters of the time, I don't really understand what the hell you are saying. The other one quarter of the time, you crack me up.

This is in the one quarter province.

(There is a fair degree of overlap but, hey, I'm no mathlete so I'm ballparking the exact numbers.)
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#10 Post by VAdame » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:30 pm

etaoin22 wrote:It would help this source's credibility if.......

The portrait chosen, semi-beefcake in lederhosen, did not appear to be someone else, with a photo-shopped paint mustache.
Are you talking about Hitler in the shorts (are they lederhosen??) or Johan Jambor in his medic's uniform? Johan at least looks pretty authentic.

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#11 Post by Sir_Galahad » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:21 pm

So, if the guy actually had a pair, he would have been twice as ruthless??

I shudder to think...
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#12 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:25 am

Sir_Galahad wrote:So, if the guy actually had a pair, he would have been twice as ruthless??

I shudder to think...
No, if he had a pair of them, he would've been nuts.

Since he had only one, he was just a nut.

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