Hey tattooed ho!

[Beebs52]

I got a little present for ya.

[minimetoo26]

Amateur.

[Beebs52]

I bow.

[Beebs52]

However, one's exhaust pipe needs tricking out as well.

[minimetoo26]

We are trampling well-covered ground here. But Fanny appreciates all the converts and I appreciate everyone helping me ruin beast's time off!

[littlebeast13]

We are trampling well-covered ground here. But Fanny appreciates all the converts and I appreciate everyone helping me ruin beast's time off!

Oh yeah, like they're doing it for your benefit...

lb13

[minimetoo26]

We are trampling well-covered ground here. But Fanny appreciates all the converts and I appreciate everyone helping me ruin beast's time off!

Oh yeah, like they're doing it for your benefit...

lb13

They're not! It's just a side benefit!

I'll take it--I'm not proud here....

[littlebeast13]

We are trampling well-covered ground here. But Fanny appreciates all the converts and I appreciate everyone helping me ruin beast's time off!

Oh yeah, like they're doing it for your benefit...

lb13

They're not! It's just a side benefit!

I'll take it--I'm not proud here....

When I finally succumb to a slow, painful Hello Kitty death, I hope you can convince the internet authorities that you had a bunch of accomplices. They might let you off with life in prison, or at least lower the voltage in the electric chair......

lb13

[Beebs52]

I figured there can't be any images you guys haven't seen. I thought the exhaust pipe one was very elegant, though. Elegant until I drove the car in reverse bashing myself into a wall to rid my head of HK shit.

[Estonut]

I figured there can't be any images you guys haven't seen. I thought the exhaust pipe one was very elegant, though. Elegant until I drove the car in reverse bashing myself into a wall to rid my head of HK shit.

Only to find a lovely HK impression in the wall?

[Beebs52]

I figured there can't be any images you guys haven't seen. I thought the exhaust pipe one was very elegant, though. Elegant until I drove the car in reverse bashing myself into a wall to rid my head of HK shit.

Only to find a lovely HK impression in the wall?

Not after I sledgehammered it into oblivion there wasn't.

[AlphaDummy]

Still, it could be worse:
Hello Kitty's presence felt
In a haiku war

[mrkelley23]

Pink and sparkly things
He inspires us to post them
Littlebeast13

[Mini [Bot]]

Pink and sparkly things
He inspires us to post them
Littlebeast13

I can't get this to make a legible avatar. It is the most pefect find ever. Ever. I can't wait for beast to see it!

Hair bows and sparkles
Decorate the universe
In a perfect world

[Mini [Bot]]

Those who accept Her
Find beauty in everything
Nirvana awaits

[peacock2121]

I am the head ho.

No tattoos though.

[NellyLunatic1980]

That tattoo is seven different kinds of wrong.

[littlebeast13]

Pink and sparkly things
He inspires us to post them
Littlebeast13

I can't get this to make a legible avatar. It is the most pefect find ever. Ever. I can't wait for beast to see it!

Hair bows and sparkles
Decorate the universe
In a perfect world

I saw it last night and was looking for someone to strangle.

They told me you had just left, so I picked a random neighbor and strangled them instead.

Don't tell anybody, OK....

lb13

[Mini [Bot]]

Pink and sparkly things
He inspires us to post them
Littlebeast13

I can't get this to make a legible avatar. It is the most pefect find ever. Ever. I can't wait for beast to see it!

Hair bows and sparkles
Decorate the universe
In a perfect world

I saw it last night and was looking for someone to strangle.

They told me you had just left, so I picked a random neighbor and strangled them instead.

Don't tell anybody, OK....

lb13

I know! I had JUST logged out of chat and saw your name pop up on the bored, but I had to attend to Miss Badness. She didn't settle in again until after midnight (she slept with me) and then started scratching at 6:15 or so this morning (eczema flares up when the heat is on) so we're both draggin' our wagons this morning...

[littlebeast13]

I can't get this to make a legible avatar. It is the most pefect find ever. Ever. I can't wait for beast to see it!

Hair bows and sparkles
Decorate the universe
In a perfect world

I saw it last night and was looking for someone to strangle.

They told me you had just left, so I picked a random neighbor and strangled them instead.

Don't tell anybody, OK....

lb13

I know! I had JUST logged out of chat and saw your name pop up on the bored, but I had to attend to Miss Badness. She didn't settle in again until after midnight (she slept with me) and then started scratching at 6:15 or so this morning (eczema flares up when the heat is on) so we're both draggin' our wagons this morning...

Better put away the vat and just stick in the coffee IV....

You gonna help me get another 50 or so posts today? Maybe if you're here all day again, I can shoot for 3 figures.....

lb13

[Mini [Bot]]

I saw it last night and was looking for someone to strangle.

They told me you had just left, so I picked a random neighbor and strangled them instead.

Don't tell anybody, OK....

lb13

I know! I had JUST logged out of chat and saw your name pop up on the bored, but I had to attend to Miss Badness. She didn't settle in again until after midnight (she slept with me) and then started scratching at 6:15 or so this morning (eczema flares up when the heat is on) so we're both draggin' our wagons this morning...

Better put away the vat and just stick in the coffee IV....

You gonna help me get another 50 or so posts today? Maybe if you're here all day again, I can shoot for 3 figures.....

lb13

The eggnog arrived, so I brewed an entire pot even though I am the only one here, and I intend to get my coffee crack fix wholesale, unless my dad shows up before I finish the whole thing. But he's not a morning person, and I usually end up brewing a second pot when he shows up, anyway...

[littlebeast13]

I know! I had JUST logged out of chat and saw your name pop up on the bored, but I had to attend to Miss Badness. She didn't settle in again until after midnight (she slept with me) and then started scratching at 6:15 or so this morning (eczema flares up when the heat is on) so we're both draggin' our wagons this morning...

Better put away the vat and just stick in the coffee IV....

You gonna help me get another 50 or so posts today? Maybe if you're here all day again, I can shoot for 3 figures.....

lb13

The eggnog arrived, so I brewed an entire pot even though I am the only one here, and I intend to get my coffee crack fix wholesale, unless my dad shows up before I finish the whole thing. But he's not a morning person, and I usually end up brewing a second pot when he shows up, anyway...

You should get one of those big Bunn-O-matics like the restaurants have...

Bunn-O-Matic always used to crack me and my sisters up. We were easily entertained.....

lb13

[Mini [Bot]]

Better put away the vat and just stick in the coffee IV....

You gonna help me get another 50 or so posts today? Maybe if you're here all day again, I can shoot for 3 figures.....

lb13

The eggnog arrived, so I brewed an entire pot even though I am the only one here, and I intend to get my coffee crack fix wholesale, unless my dad shows up before I finish the whole thing. But he's not a morning person, and I usually end up brewing a second pot when he shows up, anyway...

You should get one of those big Bunn-O-matics like the restaurants have...

Bunn-O-Matic always used to crack me and my sisters up. We were easily entertained.....

lb13

I have something like this:



that I use for gatherings. Which is why my cabinets are chronically crammed full....

[littlebeast13]

The eggnog arrived, so I brewed an entire pot even though I am the only one here, and I intend to get my coffee crack fix wholesale, unless my dad shows up before I finish the whole thing. But he's not a morning person, and I usually end up brewing a second pot when he shows up, anyway...

You should get one of those big Bunn-O-matics like the restaurants have...

Bunn-O-Matic always used to crack me and my sisters up. We were easily entertained.....

lb13

I have something like this:



that I use for gatherings. Which is why my cabinets are chronically crammed full....

You ever think of opening up your own Starbucks? I'm sure you've got a spare room to turn into a cybercafe....

lb13

[Mini [Bot]]

You should get one of those big Bunn-O-matics like the restaurants have...

Bunn-O-Matic always used to crack me and my sisters up. We were easily entertained.....

lb13

I have something like this:



that I use for gatherings. Which is why my cabinets are chronically crammed full....

You ever think of opening up your own Starbucks? I'm sure you've got a spare room to turn into a cybercafe....

lb13

I'd drink up all the profits. And I have a son who eyes all the spare spaces greedily. And all the coffee, actually. That apple didn't really fall off yet....