Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!
LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....
Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!
Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....
I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?
Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....
I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?
I Am Boycotting Mecca!
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Evil Squirrel
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I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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kayrharris
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Wouldn't a sternly written email be faster?
You may have a bit of trouble rallying the troups behind you. Maybe LB
can use all his MM's and send emails for you.
You may have a bit of trouble rallying the troups behind you. Maybe LB
can use all his MM's and send emails for you.
"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. "
Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin
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littlebeast13
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Is that an attempt to get me to log in as MM's so I can't stay ahead of you......?kayrharris wrote:Wouldn't a sternly written email be faster?
You may have a bit of trouble rallying the troups behind you. Maybe LB
can use all his MM's and send emails for you.
You should have sympathy for the poor, suffering ES.....
lb13
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kayrharris
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Yes, I'm crying crocodile tears for ES. I am not the type that would try tolittlebeast13 wrote:Is that an attempt to get me to log in as MM's so I can't stay ahead of you......?kayrharris wrote:Wouldn't a sternly written email be faster?
You may have a bit of trouble rallying the troups behind you. Maybe LB
can use all his MM's and send emails for you.
You should have sympathy for the poor, suffering ES.....
lb13
fool you into using MM's - I'm sure you know that. Don't you need to go to bed early
today?
"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. "
Benjamin Franklin
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littlebeast13
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
I have a radio show I listen to until 10:00. Plus, I filled my hernia jug of Pepsi on the way home from work, so I'll be up a few more hours, don't worry.....kayrharris wrote:Yes, I'm crying crocodile tears for ES. I am not the type that would try tolittlebeast13 wrote:Is that an attempt to get me to log in as MM's so I can't stay ahead of you......?kayrharris wrote:Wouldn't a sternly written email be faster?
You may have a bit of trouble rallying the troups behind you. Maybe LB
can use all his MM's and send emails for you.
You should have sympathy for the poor, suffering ES.....
lb13
fool you into using MM's - I'm sure you know that. Don't you need to go to bed early
today?
lb13
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ulysses5019
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!
LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....
Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!
Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....
I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?
Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....
I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?
Whatever you do, don't ask kazoo for help.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Evil Squirrel
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!
Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!
LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....
Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!
Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....
I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?
Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....
I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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WheresFanny
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?Evil Squirrel wrote:I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!
Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!
LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....
Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!
Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....
I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?
Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....
I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
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Evil Squirrel
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
If not, I should draw it!WheresFanny wrote:I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?Evil Squirrel wrote:I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!
Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!
LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....
Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!
Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....
I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?
Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....
I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?
I can't wait to get my award next week from the NSAS! I think I'll come dressed as Samuel Adams....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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minimetoo26
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Who do you think she is--uly?WheresFanny wrote:I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?Evil Squirrel wrote:I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!
Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!
LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....
Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!
Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....
I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?
Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....
I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.
-Carl Sagan
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WheresFanny
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
I thought everybody was Uly.minimetoo26 wrote:Who do you think she is--uly?WheresFanny wrote:I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?Evil Squirrel wrote:I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!
Uly is everywhere, man! Except in Michael J. Fox.
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Michael J. Fox is the anti-Uly. (With apologies to Mojo and Skid...)WheresFanny wrote:I thought everybody was Uly.minimetoo26 wrote:Who do you think she is--uly?WheresFanny wrote: I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?
Uly is everywhere, man! Except in Michael J. Fox.
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."
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WheresFanny
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Things are funnier when they are left oblique.earendel wrote:Michael J. Fox is the anti-Uly. (With apologies to Mojo and Skid...)WheresFanny wrote:I thought everybody was Uly.minimetoo26 wrote: Who do you think she is--uly?
Uly is everywhere, man! Except in Michael J. Fox.
Or
Always leave them wanting more!
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
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minimetoo26
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Explaining humor is like dissecting a frog--you understand it, but it tends to die in the process.WheresFanny wrote:Things are funnier when they are left oblique.earendel wrote:Michael J. Fox is the anti-Uly. (With apologies to Mojo and Skid...)WheresFanny wrote: I thought everybody was Uly.
Uly is everywhere, man! Except in Michael J. Fox.
Or something like that. I'm sure we can find three people it's been attributed to to make up another joke with! And end all of our sentences and phrases prepositions with!
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.
-Carl Sagan
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WheresFanny
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Evil Squirrel, Michael J. Fox and Earendel walk into a bar......minimetoo26 wrote:Explaining humor is like dissecting a frog--you understand it, but it tends to die in the process.WheresFanny wrote:Things are funnier when they are left oblique.earendel wrote: Michael J. Fox is the anti-Uly. (With apologies to Mojo and Skid...)
Or something like that. I'm sure we can find three people it's been attributed to to make up another joke with! And end all of our sentences and phrases prepositions with!
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
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WheresFanny
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
Heh. I just noticed in another thread that 5LD has no avatar at all! Which makes her.......minimetoo26 wrote:Who do you think she is--uly?WheresFanny wrote:I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?Evil Squirrel wrote:I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!
(all together now......)
The Anti-Uly!!!!1
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
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Re: I Am Boycotting Mecca!
tee heeulysses5019 wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!
LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....
Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!
Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....
I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?
Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....
I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?
Whatever you do, don't ask kazoo for help.