Could alleged robber’s luck be any worse?

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Could alleged robber’s luck be any worse?

#1 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:52 pm

Remember this story the next time you think you're having a bad day:

http://www.theitem.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar ... /711159983
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#2 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:32 pm

I know where Lydia is, but why anyone would want to go there except to eat at Mr. B's, remains a mystery.
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#3 Post by TheConfessor » Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:41 pm

They (Young’s staff) scanned the cigarettes and it matched the pack that was stolen,” he said.
Huh? Each pack of cigs has a unique bar code?

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#4 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:03 pm

Karmic balance of the Universe restored

HUNTSVILLE, Ala — Talk about being lucky — a north Alabama man is alive after being run over by a train on Thursday afternoon. Huntsville Fire and Rescue officials said a train engineer spotted 61-year-old Arnold Romine lying across railroad ties. Witnesses said the conductor sounded the horn and tried to stop the train.

Firefighters said by the time the coal train was stopped, 8 rail cars had passed over Romine's body.

Miraculously, he suffered what appeared to be minor injuries. He was later treated and released at Huntsville Hospital.
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.

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#5 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:06 pm

Oh, in answer to the original question, I was thinking that perhaps he was a Gamecock fan, too. But since he is from Tennessee that might have been as low as he could go.
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The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.

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#6 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:04 pm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Karmic balance of the Universe restored

HUNTSVILLE, Ala — Talk about being lucky — a north Alabama man is alive after being run over by a train on Thursday afternoon. Huntsville Fire and Rescue officials said a train engineer spotted 61-year-old Arnold Romine lying across railroad ties. Witnesses said the conductor sounded the horn and tried to stop the train.

Firefighters said by the time the coal train was stopped, 8 rail cars had passed over Romine's body.

Miraculously, he suffered what appeared to be minor injuries. He was later treated and released at Huntsville Hospital.
Yeah, that compensates for my guy. He must have been lying parallel to the tracks and not across them though.
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#7 Post by Estonut » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:30 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Karmic balance of the Universe restored

HUNTSVILLE, Ala — Talk about being lucky — a north Alabama man is alive after being run over by a train on Thursday afternoon. Huntsville Fire and Rescue officials said a train engineer spotted 61-year-old Arnold Romine lying across railroad ties. Witnesses said the conductor sounded the horn and tried to stop the train.

Firefighters said by the time the coal train was stopped, 8 rail cars had passed over Romine's body.

Miraculously, he suffered what appeared to be minor injuries. He was later treated and released at Huntsville Hospital.
Yeah, that compensates for my guy. He must have been lying parallel to the tracks and not across them though.
The article said he was "lying across railroad ties."

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#8 Post by jaybee » Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:09 pm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Oh, in answer to the original question, I was thinking that perhaps he was a Gamecock fan, too. But since he is from Tennessee that might have been as low as he could go.
Ouch!
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#9 Post by MarleysGh0st » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:05 am

Estonut wrote:The article said he was "lying across railroad ties."
"Across the ties" is different than "across the tracks".

I don't think the latter could possibly be consistent with "minor injuries"! :shock:

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#10 Post by ne1410s » Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:57 am

enut:
The article said he was "lying across railroad ties."
They don't call them "sleepers" for nothing...
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#11 Post by TheConfessor » Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:36 pm

If they don't want people sleeping on them, why do they call them "railroad beds"?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/railroad%20bed

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#12 Post by Estonut » Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:03 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Estonut wrote:The article said he was "lying across railroad ties."
"Across the ties" is different than "across the tracks".

I don't think the latter could possibly be consistent with "minor injuries"! :shock:
I know that "Across the ties" perpendicular to "across the tracks." My quoting that from the article was in response to BJ deducing "He must have been lying parallel to the tracks and not across them though." There was no "must have been" in question, as the article outright stated so.

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