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Sir_Galahad
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Funny for today

#1 Post by Sir_Galahad » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:23 am

Some five-year old students were learning to read. One of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, 'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'

The teacher took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'

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(I sure hope that this one doesn't offend anyone.)
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Re: Funny for today

#2 Post by Hello, Mini! » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:27 am

Okay, now THAT'S funny!
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Re: Funny for today

#3 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:30 am

Sir_Galahad wrote:Some five-year old students were learning to read. One of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, 'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'

The teacher took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'

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"A f r i c a n .. E l e p h a n t"



(I sure hope that this one doesn't offend anyone.)
Only Sarah Palin.
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Re: Funny for today

#4 Post by TheCalvinator24 » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:44 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Sir_Galahad wrote:Some five-year old students were learning to read. One of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, 'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'

The teacher took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'

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"A f r i c a n .. E l e p h a n t"



(I sure hope that this one doesn't offend anyone.)
Only Sarah Palin.
So, we accept anonymous McCain staffers looking for a scapegoat as reliable?
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Re: Funny for today

#5 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:26 am

I guess that makes me a frickin' American, then.

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Re: Funny for today

#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:39 am

TheCalvinator24 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Sir_Galahad wrote:Some five-year old students were learning to read. One of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, 'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'

The teacher took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'

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"A f r i c a n .. E l e p h a n t"



(I sure hope that this one doesn't offend anyone.)
Only Sarah Palin.
So, we accept anonymous McCain staffers looking for a scapegoat as reliable?
Ok. It wasn't Palin. It was the staffer's fault. She would have said "South African"....and then blamed rexer.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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