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Knock, knock.

#1 Post by nitrah55 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:53 am

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I am about 25% sure of this.
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Re: Knock, knock.

#2 Post by minimetoo26 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:56 am

Just leave a copy of the Watchtower and go away, will ya?

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Re: Knock, knock.

#3 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:57 am

Who's there?
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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Re: Knock, knock.

#4 Post by nitrah55 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:05 am

Rexer25 wrote:Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
I am about 25% sure of this.
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Re: Knock, knock.

#5 Post by earendel » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:07 am

nitrah55 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."
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Re: Knock, knock.

#6 Post by nitrah55 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:08 am

earendel wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening, you will see a stranger, across a crowded room....
I am about 25% sure of this.
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Re: Knock, knock.

#7 Post by sunflower » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:14 am

They don't work as well in print, I had to say it out loud to myself!
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Re: Knock, knock.

#8 Post by earendel » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:15 am

So let's start another one...

Knock, knock...
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Re: Knock, knock.

#9 Post by minimetoo26 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:17 am

Aaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


I thought we exhausted this one a few years ago!

Okay, I'll bite:

Who's there?
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#10 Post by earendel » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:20 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Aaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


I thought we exhausted this one a few years ago!

Okay, I'll bite:

Who's there?
Amos.
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Re: Knock, knock.

#11 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:22 am

earendel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Aaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


I thought we exhausted this one a few years ago!

Okay, I'll bite:

Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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Re: Knock, knock.

#12 Post by earendel » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:25 am

Rexer25 wrote:
earendel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Aaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


I thought we exhausted this one a few years ago!

Okay, I'll bite:

Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me and it hurt!
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Re: Knock, knock.

#13 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:27 am

A warning: the following is my girls' new favorite knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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Re: Knock, knock.

#14 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:36 am

Rexer25 wrote:A warning: the following is my girls' new favorite knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock

Who's there?
Well, then
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Re: Knock, knock.

#15 Post by secondchance » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:36 am

who the hell's there, already???

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Re: Knock, knock.

#16 Post by secondchance » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:37 am

who the hell's there, already???

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Re: Knock, knock.

#17 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:37 am

Beebs52 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:A warning: the following is my girls' new favorite knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock

Who's there?
Spell
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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Re: Knock, knock.

#18 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:38 am

Rexer25 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:A warning: the following is my girls' new favorite knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock

Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
Well, then
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Re: Knock, knock.

#19 Post by Rexer25 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:39 am

Beebs52 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
w h ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I get it!
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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Re: Knock, knock.

#20 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:42 am

Hmmm. I say. Hmmmm.
Well, then
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