Merv the cat
- Beebs52
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Merv the cat
My current avatar is a current pic of the currently temporarily blinded Merv. I decided I had no decent pics of him so I've been chasing him about snapping the camera in his face. He's still seeing spots and taking it out on Jeff.
You'll notice he's stepping about a Jackie Collins novel. Yes. We are a bastion of literacy.
I have another pic I call MervDude. We're not sufficiently chilled out to use that yet.
You'll notice he's stepping about a Jackie Collins novel. Yes. We are a bastion of literacy.
I have another pic I call MervDude. We're not sufficiently chilled out to use that yet.
Well, then
- Evil Squirrel
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Re: Merv the cat
How about snapping a pic of me chasing Merv around the house?Beebs52 wrote:My current avatar is a current pic of the currently temporarily blinded Merv. I decided I had no decent pics of him so I've been chasing him about snapping the camera in his face. He's still seeing spots and taking it out on Jeff.
You'll notice he's stepping about a Jackie Collins novel. Yes. We are a bastion of literacy.
I have another pic I call MervDude. We're not sufficiently chilled out to use that yet.
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
- Beebs52
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Re: Merv the cat
Evil Squirrel wrote:How about snapping a pic of me chasing Merv around the house?Beebs52 wrote:My current avatar is a current pic of the currently temporarily blinded Merv. I decided I had no decent pics of him so I've been chasing him about snapping the camera in his face. He's still seeing spots and taking it out on Jeff.
You'll notice he's stepping about a Jackie Collins novel. Yes. We are a bastion of literacy.
I have another pic I call MervDude. We're not sufficiently chilled out to use that yet.
You would be such a hurting squirrelly if that were to happen. While Merv is a housebound cat, he doesn't lack certain "skills", said "skills" capable of eviscerating or at least temporarily debilitating vermin sorts who would DEIGN to foul my newly-cleaned grout.
Like that. Squirrel.
Well, then
- Evil Squirrel
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Vermin? VERMIN!?!?!?Beebs52 wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:How about snapping a pic of me chasing Merv around the house?Beebs52 wrote:My current avatar is a current pic of the currently temporarily blinded Merv. I decided I had no decent pics of him so I've been chasing him about snapping the camera in his face. He's still seeing spots and taking it out on Jeff.
You'll notice he's stepping about a Jackie Collins novel. Yes. We are a bastion of literacy.
I have another pic I call MervDude. We're not sufficiently chilled out to use that yet.
You would be such a hurting squirrelly if that were to happen. While Merv is a housebound cat, he doesn't lack certain "skills", said "skills" capable of eviscerating or at least temporarily debilitating vermin sorts who would DEIGN to foul my newly-cleaned grout.
Like that. Squirrel.
You have just insulted my squirrelhood! This means war! Prepare for a blitzkrieg of my fellow tree rats that will have you waving the white towel!
We will spit on your grout!
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
- Beebs52
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Re: Merv the cat
As long as you and your posse don't faht in our general direction, we're okay. Squirrel fahts and poop are just disgusting, not that I've smelled or seen any.Evil Squirrel wrote:Vermin? VERMIN!?!?!?Beebs52 wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote: How about snapping a pic of me chasing Merv around the house?
You would be such a hurting squirrelly if that were to happen. While Merv is a housebound cat, he doesn't lack certain "skills", said "skills" capable of eviscerating or at least temporarily debilitating vermin sorts who would DEIGN to foul my newly-cleaned grout.
Like that. Squirrel.
You have just insulted my squirrelhood! This means war! Prepare for a blitzkrieg of my fellow tree rats that will have you waving the white towel!
We will spit on your grout!
Hey! Your friends make use of our birdfeeder on a daily basis, WITHOUT ASKING. And, they weasel their way into our attic WITHOUT ASKING. I gotchur towels.
Maybe spit will clean the grout.
Well, then
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Re: Merv the cat
I saw a fox on my way home tonight. I'm telling you, I did!!
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- Beebs52
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Cool!kayrharris wrote:I saw a fox on my way home tonight. I'm telling you, I did!!
Well, then