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Among the offers of free stuff for voting

#1 Post by gsabc » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:49 am

From USA Today:

Finally, an adult store is giving away sex toys that we can't describe in any detail.

“We’re expecting a good response,” Pamela Doan, a Babeland spokeswoman, tells MSNBC. “Both of these toys are very popular. The Maverick retails for $20 and the Silver Bullet retails for $15. It’s a good reward.”

:shock: :twisted:
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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#2 Post by gsabc » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:51 am

I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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#3 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:32 pm

At least there are no Hello Kitty sex toys being given away.

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#4 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:21 pm

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#5 Post by Rexer25 » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:23 pm

Good...


Gosh....

I'm almost afraid to ask, but is this your Sploofus machine?
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.

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#6 Post by gsabc » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:09 pm

Looks like something that got stolen from alien abductors. Or maybe a probity probe ...
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#7 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:36 pm

Rexer25 wrote:Good...


Gosh....

I'm almost afraid to ask, but is this your Sploofus machine?
:)

It's a concrete vibrator. (I used to be an Accountant for a large construction company. Many projects had a special line items for vibrators.)

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#8 Post by frogman042 » Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:05 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:Good...


Gosh....

I'm almost afraid to ask, but is this your Sploofus machine?
:)

It's a concrete vibrator. (I used to be an Accountant for a large construction company. Many projects had a special line items for vibrators.)
Are there abstract vibrators as well?

---Jay

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#9 Post by clem21 » Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:49 pm

Tack on Starbucks too if nobody's posted it yet.

Tell 'em you voted and you get yourself a free tall coffee. So I guess I'll vote in the morning.

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#10 Post by Estonut » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:12 pm

clem21 wrote:Tack on Starbucks too if nobody's posted it yet.
The article mentions natiion-wide offers from Starbucks, Krispy Kreme and Ben & Jerry's.

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#11 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:25 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:Good...


Gosh....

I'm almost afraid to ask, but is this your Sploofus machine?
:)

It's a concrete vibrator. (I used to be an Accountant for a large construction company. Many projects had a special line items for vibrators.)
Dam

that's what I think of when I see concrete vibrator, from the building of the Boulder dam.
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.

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#12 Post by silvercamaro » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:36 pm

frogman042 wrote:[quote="PlacentiaSoccerMom
It's a concrete vibrator. (I used to be an Accountant for a large construction company. Many projects had a special line items for vibrators.)
Are there abstract vibrators as well?

---Jay[/quote]

Of course!


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