Happy Birthday Alpha Dummy!

[kayrharris]

Happy Birthday, AD!! I hope you have a wonderful day!

[MarleysGh0st]

Happy birthday, AD!

[littlebeast13]

From the Home Office in Gastonia, NC, the Top Ten Birthday Gifts AlphaDummy will be returning to the stores tomorrow morning.....

10. Foam CheezWhiz Head

9. Toilet seat made from the remnants of Seat 9

8. Autographed Ned Yost jersey

7. 24 pack of Pepsi from LB

6. The entire first season of "Bob Patterson" on DVD

5. 3 count package of Speedos

4. 100% squirrel fur toupee

3. Handwritten, heartfelt apology from _TPTB_ about the 2001 Milwaukee audition disaster

2. Anything that has "From: Beedums" on the gift tag

And the number one birthday gift AlphaDummy will be returning to the store tomorrow morning.....

1. The Chia AD




Happy birthday AD!!!!!!

lb13

[kayrharris]

He's gonna feel really special with two birthday threads going.

[kayrharris]

From the Home Office in Gastonia, NC, the Top Ten Birthday Gifts AlphaDummy will be returning to the stores tomorrow morning.....

10. Foam CheezWhiz Head

9. Toilet seat made from the remnants of Seat 9

8. Autographed Ned Yost jersey

7. 24 pack of Pepsi from LB

6. The entire first season of "Bob Patterson" on DVD

5. 3 count package of Speedos

4. 100% squirrel fur toupee

3. Handwritten, heartfelt apology from _TPTB_ about the 2001 Milwaukee audition disaster

2. Anything that has "From: Beedums" on the gift tag

And the number one birthday gift AlphaDummy will be returning to the store tomorrow morning.....

1. The Chia AD




Happy birthday AD!!!!!!

lb13

I have to admit this is good stuff! Nice job, LB.

[Merry Mini]

Okay, fine--I'll post in the "Dummy" thread. So you can feel TWICE as old!

Or your birthday can be twice as happy!

[kayrharris]

We all know he's definitely no "dummy". I think I even changed
it from AD to Alpha Dummy in my header. Sorry if I upset you. I'll do better next time.

[littlebeast13]

We all know he's definitely no "dummy". I think I even changed
it from AD to Alpha Dummy in my header. Sorry if I upset you. I'll do better next time.

I somehow doubt it. You don't seem to strive for excellence in your posting. Such a shame.

I'm sending ES down to give you some lessons on being your best.....

lb13

[Merry Mini]

We all know he's definitely no "dummy". I think I even changed
it from AD to Alpha Dummy in my header. Sorry if I upset you. I'll do better next time.

I somehow doubt it. You don't seem to strive for excellence in your posting. Such a shame.

I'm sending ES down to give you some lessons on being your best.....

lb13

Well, he chose the name, so I have no problem with others using it even though I don't. But I gave Kay an excuse to post more, so it's all good!

[kayrharris]

I'm sure I'm making AD proud by arguing in his birthday thread.
Now I'm gonna have to apologize to him too! (sorry, it's the middle child syndrome
really working overtime this morning)

[littlebeast13]

We all know he's definitely no "dummy". I think I even changed
it from AD to Alpha Dummy in my header. Sorry if I upset you. I'll do better next time.

I somehow doubt it. You don't seem to strive for excellence in your posting. Such a shame.

I'm sending ES down to give you some lessons on being your best.....

lb13

Well, he chose the name, so I have no problem with others using it even though I don't. But I gave Kay an excuse to post more, so it's all good!

If you haven't noticed, Kay doesn't need an excuse to post more. She is perfectly capable of talking to herself if nobody else is around.....

You are my helper, even though you sometimes make me want to strangle the help......

lb13

[kayrharris]

We all know he's definitely no "dummy". I think I even changed
it from AD to Alpha Dummy in my header. Sorry if I upset you. I'll do better next time.

I somehow doubt it. You don't seem to strive for excellence in your posting. Such a shame.

I'm sending ES down to give you some lessons on being your best.....

lb13

As if......

[littlebeast13]

We all know he's definitely no "dummy". I think I even changed
it from AD to Alpha Dummy in my header. Sorry if I upset you. I'll do better next time.

I somehow doubt it. You don't seem to strive for excellence in your posting. Such a shame.

I'm sending ES down to give you some lessons on being your best.....

lb13

As if......

OK, just continue to make rookie mistakes in your posts and be the butt of everyone's jokes. Pretty soon, nobody will come forward to aid and abet you.....

Don't say I didn't try to help.....

lb13

[Merry Mini]

I somehow doubt it. You don't seem to strive for excellence in your posting. Such a shame.

I'm sending ES down to give you some lessons on being your best.....

lb13

Well, he chose the name, so I have no problem with others using it even though I don't. But I gave Kay an excuse to post more, so it's all good!

If you haven't noticed, Kay doesn't need an excuse to post more. She is perfectly capable of talking to herself if nobody else is around.....

You are my helper, even though you sometimes make me want to strangle the help......

lb13

Only sometimes? I guess I'm the one not trying hard enough!

[littlebeast13]

Well, he chose the name, so I have no problem with others using it even though I don't. But I gave Kay an excuse to post more, so it's all good!

If you haven't noticed, Kay doesn't need an excuse to post more. She is perfectly capable of talking to herself if nobody else is around.....

You are my helper, even though you sometimes make me want to strangle the help......

lb13

Only sometimes? I guess I'm the one not trying hard enough!

Sometimes you lose your concentration and post in the political threads. I can't get angry about what I don't read......

lb13

[Catfish]

Happy Birthday, Mike! Hope you get all the cheese curds you want.
Love,

[Merry Mini]

If you haven't noticed, Kay doesn't need an excuse to post more. She is perfectly capable of talking to herself if nobody else is around.....

You are my helper, even though you sometimes make me want to strangle the help......

lb13

Only sometimes? I guess I'm the one not trying hard enough!

Sometimes you lose your concentration and post in the political threads. I can't get angry about what I don't read......

lb13

I'm considerably more political than I usually let on. Ignorance annoys and frustrates me, though, especially when coming from smart people. Alas.

And that's the last I'll say about that!

[peacock2121]

Happy Happy Day!

Enjoy!

[littlebeast13]

Only sometimes? I guess I'm the one not trying hard enough!

Sometimes you lose your concentration and post in the political threads. I can't get angry about what I don't read......

lb13

I'm considerably more political than I usually let on. Ignorance annoys and frustrates me, though, especially when coming from smart people. Alas.

And that's the last I'll say about that!

Well damn! With my apathetic tendencies, I'd have a perfect opportunity to annoy and frustrate you in return if only I weren't a complete dumbass.....

lb13

[kayrharris]

I somehow doubt it. You don't seem to strive for excellence in your posting. Such a shame.

I'm sending ES down to give you some lessons on being your best.....

lb13

As if......

OK, just continue to make rookie mistakes in your posts and be the butt of everyone's jokes. Pretty soon, nobody will come forward to aid and abet you.....

Don't say I didn't try to help.....

lb13

What would I do without you?

[themanintheseersuckersuit]

I was looking for the Happy Birthday AD thread but I think I got lost.

Happy Birthday AD!

[littlebeast13]

As if......

OK, just continue to make rookie mistakes in your posts and be the butt of everyone's jokes. Pretty soon, nobody will come forward to aid and abet you.....

Don't say I didn't try to help.....

lb13

What would I do without you?

You'd probably hardly ever post.....

lb13

[littlebeast13]

I was looking for the Happy Birthday AD thread but I think I got lost.

Happy Birthday AD!

Me & mini hijacked both of them.... though it was Kay's fault both times.......

lb13

[kayrharris]

You are NOT getting ahead of me this morning. I mean it!

[peacock2121]

From the Home Office in Gastonia, NC, the Top Ten Birthday Gifts AlphaDummy will be returning to the stores tomorrow morning.....

10. Foam CheezWhiz Head

9. Toilet seat made from the remnants of Seat 9

8. Autographed Ned Yost jersey

7. 24 pack of Pepsi from LB

6. The entire first season of "Bob Patterson" on DVD

5. 3 count package of Speedos

4. 100% squirrel fur toupee

3. Handwritten, heartfelt apology from _TPTB_ about the 2001 Milwaukee audition disaster

2. Anything that has "From: Beedums" on the gift tag

And the number one birthday gift AlphaDummy will be returning to the store tomorrow morning.....

1. The Chia AD




Happy birthday AD!!!!!!

lb13

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