Transcript 10/30/08 Jason Schaefer (Shade)

[themanintheseersuckersuit]

10/03/08

Jason Schaefer
Port Washington, NY
College Sophomore
Studying Psychology at Adelphia University
Self diagnosed Hot Seat Anxiety Disorder

Chill Out
Down Under
All of Us
Name’s the Same
Asian Cities
Boy Bands
Monumental
TV Veterans
Being Patient
Car Talk
The Big Apple
Cocktails
Card Games
Float on
Main Squeeze

100 Main Squeeze

Which of these people might you typically introduce as your “significant other”?

A. Your neighbor
B Your spouse
C Your Boss
D your iPhone

6 seconds

Spoiler

B. Your Spouse

200 Float on

A popular stress relief method, flotation therapy” involves listening to music while lying in
what?

A Grass
B Dirt
C Water
D Gravel

5 sec

Spoiler

C. Water

300 Card Games

Which of these card games is also called “ Memory”

A Concentration
B Go Fish
C Old Maid
D War

2 sec

Spoiler

ATA

A 61% B 6% C 10% D 3%

1 sec

Spoiler

A Concentration

500 Cocktails

A traditional whiskey sour is sour because it contains what?

A Tonic water
B Coconut milk
C Lemon juice
D Mint leaf

7 sec

Spoiler

C Lemon juice

1K The Big Apple

Because of its abundance of lights, what New York City landmark is often called “the Great
White Way”?

A Wall Street
B Central Park
C Ellis Island
D Broadway

1 sec

Spoiler

D Broadway

The ATE is introduced Bill Nye the Science Guy

2K Car Talk

In 2008 what foreign car company began using the tag line “Das Auto”?

A SAAB
B Ferrari
C Volkswagen
D Hyundai

7 sec

Spoiler

C Volkswagen

The Contestant brought his father and a Grandfather and Grandmother to the relationship seat

4K Being Patient

Umbilicoplasty is the technical term for which of these medical proceedures

A Navel reconstruction
B Breast augmentation
C Hair transplant
D Facelift

9 sec

Spoiler

A. Navel reconstruction

8K TV veterans

Which of these TV series both star the same person

A Happy Days and Mad Men
B Star Trek and Boston Legal
C Family and CSI
D M*A*S*H and Bones

9 sec

Spoiler

B Star Trek and Boston Legal

16K Monumental

The original Washington Monument, designed by the same architect about 20 year earlier than its
D.C. counterpart, is located in?

A Philadelphia
B Baltimore
C Richmond
D Albany

14 Sec

Spoiler

PAF PAFs are Brother Adam Port Washington NY, John a Research Librarian, Port
Washington NY and Ed Toutant Austin TX previous WWTBAM prime time $1.8 million winner
(and BB)

Spoiler

Calls Adam who sounds very nervous at the last second Adam says he thinks it Philadelphia

5 sec

Spoiler

A. Philly

Answer is

Spoiler

B. Baltimore

Spoiler

Contestant leaves with $1,000

100 B Your spouse
200 C Water
300 A Concentration
500 C Lemon juice
1K D Broadway
2K C Volkswagen
4K A. Navel reconstruction
8K B Star Trek and Boston Legal
16K B.Baltimore

[summus123]

$500 answer is incorrect (whiskey sour), at least the answer by the transcripted text.

[earendel]

10/03/08

Jason Schaefer
Port Washington, NY
College Sophomore
Studying Psychology at Adelphia University
Self diagnosed Hot Seat Anxiety Disorder

All right!!!! A BB® makes the Hot Seat.

The ATE is introduced Bill Nye the Science Guy

And he gets a decent ATE also. Sweet.

Umbilicoplasty is the technical term for which of these medical proceedures

A Navel reconstruction
B Breast augmentation
C Hair transplant
D Facelift

9 sec

Spoiler

A. Navel reconstruction

Hmmm...would a psychology student know anatomy? Oh well, since "umbil..." sounds like it's related to the umbilical cord, the only answer that makes sense is A.

16K Monumental

The original Washington Monument, designed by the same architect about 20 year earlier than its
D.C. counterpart, is located in?

A Philadelphia
B Baltimore
C Richmond
D Albany

14 Sec

Spoiler

PAF PAFs are Brother Adam Port Washington NY, John a Research Librarian, Port
Washington NY and Ed Toutant Austin TX previous WWTBAM prime time $1.8 million winner
(and BB)

Spoiler

Calls Adam who sounds very nervous at the last second Adam says he thinks it Philadelphia

5 sec

Spoiler

A. Philly

Answer is

Spoiler

B. Baltimore

No idea on this one so it's time to break out a lifeline. I don't think the NYC audience will know this one, and I'm not ready to DD so it's either PAF or ATE. Let's go with the Google PAF. I wonder if Ed would have known this one.

All in all a tough break, Shade. I'd put this among the WWOQ® questions. I'll also be waiting eagerly for your comments, particularly on your choice of lifeline.

[themanintheseersuckersuit]

$500 answer is incorrect (whiskey sour), at least the answer by the transcripted text.

I fixed the mistake.

[NellyLunatic1980]

Jason Schaefer
Port Washington, NY

He might be a WE®, but he's our WE®.

Chill Out
Down Under
All of Us
Name’s the Same
Asian Cities
Boy Bands
Monumental
TV Veterans
Being Patient
Car Talk
The Big Apple
Cocktails
Card Games
Float on
Main Squeeze

Boy Bands looks like a good question to ask the audience on. Chill Out sounds like a perfect question for Bill Nye.

$16K: I used to live in Philadelphia, so I know for sure that it is not that. I've been to Baltimore many times. I think it's B-More, but I want confirmation from PAF first.

You made a great effort, Shade. And it was great to finally put a face with the BB name.

[gsabc]

Tough break, Jason. A definite WWOQ and way undervalued at that level.

I'm curious how many of us here knew that there was an "original" Washington Monument. Isn't an obelisk an obelisk? How much design is involved, other than maybe means of construction and support?

Boston would have been a truly evil distractor, with the Bunker Hill Monument and the publicity of the new bridge with its towers topped by miniature replicas.

[kusch]

Tough break, Jason. A definite WWOQ and way undervalued at that level.

I'm curious how many of us here knew that there was an "original" Washington Monument. Isn't an obelisk an obelisk? How much design is involved, other than maybe means of construction and support?

Boston would have been a truly evil distractor, with the Bunker Hill Monument and the publicity of the new bridge with its towers topped by miniature replicas.

Why do I think this question has been asked on Prime Time BAM or maybe even Syndie? I have no idea why I think that, but as soon as the question came up I thought I saw the question before.

[Bob Juch]

Tough break, Jason. A definite WWOQ and way undervalued at that level.

I'm curious how many of us here knew that there was an "original" Washington Monument. Isn't an obelisk an obelisk? How much design is involved, other than maybe means of construction and support?

Boston would have been a truly evil distractor, with the Bunker Hill Monument and the publicity of the new bridge with its towers topped by miniature replicas.

Why do I think this question has been asked on Prime Time BAM or maybe even Syndie? I have no idea why I think that, but as soon as the question came up I thought I saw the question before.

I knew I'd heard the question before too - somewhere.

[Rafferbee]

I'm curious how many of us here knew that there was an "original" Washington Monument. Isn't an obelisk an obelisk? How much design is involved, other than maybe means of construction and support?

I knew it, but I drive by it every day. It's a point of hurt pride in Baltimore that we have the original Washington monument obelisk, and the D.C. one is a Georgie-come-lately. But I wouldn't expect anyone to know that who didn't live in Baltimore.

Our obelisk is different. Its much smaller, for one, and it has a statue of Washington on the top instead of an aluminum cap.

Another trivial Baltimore fact: We also have a World Trade Center, in the Inner Harbor. But ours is shaped like a pentagon.

[TheConfessor]

Another trivial Baltimore fact: We also have a World Trade Center, in the Inner Harbor. But ours is shaped like a pentagon.

Don't tell Osama. He might think it's a potential two-for-one target.

[TheConfessor]

No idea on this one so it's time to break out a lifeline. I don't think the NYC audience will know this one, and I'm not ready to DD so it's either PAF or ATE. Let's go with the Google PAF. I wonder if Ed would have known this one.

All in all a tough break, Shade. I'd put this among the WWOQ® questions. I'll also be waiting eagerly for your comments, particularly on your choice of lifeline.

I thought it was a tough question for the $16K level. But I always think something I know must be easy and something I don't know must be hard. I didn't know this one, but I googled it on Shade's taping day and had the answer in about 5 seconds.

This seems like something that would be very easy for Baltimore residents and very hard for everyone else. I'm not sure if there's a fair way to include questions like that, or if it's just another element of luck that is inherent in this game format.

I haven't seen this episode yet, since I'm in Norway. I hope I taped it.

[MarleysGh0st]

Congratulations on getting the chance many of us are still questing for in vain. I'm sorry it didn't turn out quite the way you wanted.

I'm looking forward to reading your behind-the-scenes report.

[peacock2121]

I sensed you were and probably still are disappointed in the outcome of your time in the hot seat. I am sorry it did not live up to the expectations you had for yourself and for the chance.

Congrats on getting there!

[Kazoo65]

OK to the last question. Never heard of the "original" Washington Monument. Hmm, which lifeline to use? I don't think it's Albany, so I eliminate that right away, leaving the other 3. I doubt the audience would know, so I start with Double Dip and (arrgggh) choose Richmond (after all, Washington was from Virginia) and Philadelphia. Bye bye.

[MarleysGh0st]

OK to the last question. Never heard of the "original" Washington Monument. Hmm, which lifeline to use? I don't think it's Albany, so I eliminate that right away, leaving the other 3. I doubt the audience would know, so I start with Double Dip and (arrgggh) choose Richmond (after all, Washington was from Virginia) and Philadelphia. Bye bye.

Why not use a Google PAF, Kazoo?

[Shade]

Hey all, I forgot that my episode transcript would be posted here. Thanks for all of your positive comments.

I'm still mourning the loss of my hopes and dreams. My brother, stupidly used Wikipedia rather than Googling, he could not come up with the answer fast enough from Wiki so he just went with what my father's friend Susan thought the answer was. Don't ask why I didn't call Ed, I don't know why I didn't either.

What reminded me to check here is that I just got the mail and I had the bittersweet experience of opening my check for 1000 dollars... 1000 dollars is a lot of money and it's very difficult to win that kind of money on conventional contests and sweepstakes but I'm still horribly disappointed at the way I handled things.

[andrewjackson]

I'm curious how many of us here knew that there was an "original" Washington Monument. Isn't an obelisk an obelisk? How much design is involved, other than maybe means of construction and support?

I knew it, but I drive by it every day. It's a point of hurt pride in Baltimore that we have the original Washington monument obelisk, and the D.C. one is a Georgie-come-lately. But I wouldn't expect anyone to know that who didn't live in Baltimore.

Our obelisk is different. Its much smaller, for one, and it has a statue of Washington on the top instead of an aluminum cap.

Another trivial Baltimore fact: We also have a World Trade Center, in the Inner Harbor. But ours is shaped like a pentagon.

The one in Baltimore is not an obelisk, it is a Doric column.

I'd still be proud of it, though.

[Catfish]

Hey all, I forgot that my episode transcript would be posted here. Thanks for all of your positive comments.

I'm still mourning the loss of my hopes and dreams. My brother, stupidly used Wikipedia rather than Googling, he could not come up with the answer fast enough from Wiki so he just went with what my father's friend Susan thought the answer was. Don't ask why I didn't call Ed, I don't know why I didn't either.

What reminded me to check here is that I just got the mail and I had the bittersweet experience of opening my check for 1000 dollars... 1000 dollars is a lot of money and it's very difficult to win that kind of money on conventional contests and sweepstakes but I'm still horribly disappointed at the way I handled things.

Take it from a fellow thousandaire that it hurts like the dickens for a while, but the pain will wear off, and as soon as you can refocus your hopes and dreams, you'll be on your way to the next thing.
Love,

[sunflower]

Hey all, I forgot that my episode transcript would be posted here. Thanks for all of your positive comments.

I'm still mourning the loss of my hopes and dreams. My brother, stupidly used Wikipedia rather than Googling, he could not come up with the answer fast enough from Wiki so he just went with what my father's friend Susan thought the answer was. Don't ask why I didn't call Ed, I don't know why I didn't either.

What reminded me to check here is that I just got the mail and I had the bittersweet experience of opening my check for 1000 dollars... 1000 dollars is a lot of money and it's very difficult to win that kind of money on conventional contests and sweepstakes but I'm still horribly disappointed at the way I handled things.

Wow, you got your check fast!!! Congrats on the win and don't beat yourself up too much, it was a tough question and you shouldn't be upset. At least we're not all saying "I knew that"...I didn't even know there was an original and I'd have no idea where it was!!

[silvercamaro]

Jason, repeat after me: "It is what is is."

This wasn't the culmination of your dreams nor a way to fund your retirement before you've even had your first full-time job. This was preparation for something else in store for you down the line. You may recognize that after "something else" happens, whenever it does.

You don't have to beat yourself up, and don't be miffed with your brother, either, as he did the best he could do in that particular 30 seconds of your lives.

You did succeed in getting on the show, which is an unfulfilled dream of many, and you got a check for a round number that's big enough to treat yourself to something special. Even though you were not as big a winner as you had hoped, you are a winner. Don't ever forget it.

[tlynn78]

Even though you were not as big a winner as you had hoped, you are a winner. Don't ever forget it.

Shinycar is wise.


t.

[lv42day]

I remember your show, and I thought you played the game well. The question that stopped you probably would have stumped a sizable majority of non-Baltimore residents. It stumped me, and I made it to 100 grand. (Not that I am any genius)
I know this is easier said than done, but try to live for today. I don't know the source of this quote but I try to live by it, "The past is a canceled check, the future is just a promissory note, God only gives you today, and that is why it is called "the present."
Try not to waste your present regretting the past. May God richly bless you with new and even better opportunities.

[Shade]

Hello all, I recently got an email from the administrator of this "bored" and I was reminded of it's existence. I'd like to thank the person who transcribed my episode again. I have my run on Youtube but only after the 1000 dollar question and oddly enough I have since completely forgotten some of the questions I faced before 1000. 5 years later this is a great thing to look back on, it's really hard to believe it's been 5 years it feels like just yesterday I was having a Homer Simpson "D'OH!" moment as I answer the 16k question incorrectly.

Retrospectively I am still incredibly proud of myself and it is such a fond memory. One thing I still ask myself from time to time is "I wonder if Bill Nye would have known that one!" Lol!

[earendel]

Hello all, I recently got an email from the administrator of this "bored" and I was reminded of it's existence. I'd like to thank the person who transcribed my episode again. I have my run on Youtube but only after the 1000 dollar question and oddly enough I have since completely forgotten some of the questions I faced before 1000. 5 years later this is a great thing to look back on, it's really hard to believe it's been 5 years it feels like just yesterday I was having a Homer Simpson "D'OH!" moment as I answer the 16k question incorrectly.

Retrospectively I am still incredibly proud of myself and it is such a fond memory. One thing I still ask myself from time to time is "I wonder if Bill Nye would have known that one!" Lol!

Wait until it's been 12 years.

[Shade]

Hello all, I recently got an email from the administrator of this "bored" and I was reminded of it's existence. I'd like to thank the person who transcribed my episode again. I have my run on Youtube but only after the 1000 dollar question and oddly enough I have since completely forgotten some of the questions I faced before 1000. 5 years later this is a great thing to look back on, it's really hard to believe it's been 5 years it feels like just yesterday I was having a Homer Simpson "D'OH!" moment as I answer the 16k question incorrectly.

Retrospectively I am still incredibly proud of myself and it is such a fond memory. One thing I still ask myself from time to time is "I wonder if Bill Nye would have known that one!" Lol!

Wait until it's been 12 years.

When it has been 12 years I shall be back and I'll let you know what I'm feeling then too!

You must have did your run with Regis if you were on 12 years ago, that's pretty awesome though. I wish had been able to do my run when the show's format was pure and uncorrupted by the whims of a bored production team