Obama the Jedi Master

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danielh41 · #1 Post by **danielh41** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:01 pm

I think I finally figured out how Obama is leading in the polls. He's a Jedi Master...

That's how he's winning the election!!

Totally makes sense!!

He hangs out with terrorists and ultra-black haters...

People question him on it:

He waves his hand quickly in front of the camera and says:

"I'm not close friends with him."

Democrats drone right after him:

"He's not close friends with them!"

Then he talks about redistributing wealth...it's totally all over tape and historic fact what Marxism that is...

People question him on it:

He waves his hand quickly in front of the camera and says:

"I'm not a Marxist or a Socialist."

Democrats drone right after him:

"He's not a Marxist or a Socialist."

ACORN gets involved in "interesting" voter registration scandals all over the country. Obama used to be an attorney for them and is a clear friend of theirs. Obama receives money from Fannie/Freddie at huge amounts in the past few years.

People question him on these things:

He waves his hand quickly in front of the camera and says:

"I have nothing to do with ACORN and it's Republicans who are really responsible for all the money the government lost..."

Democrats drone right after him:

"He has nothing to do with ACORN and it's Republians who are really responsible for all the money the government lost."

That's what's been going on, don't you see???? He's been using the Jedi Mind Trick on the left!!