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#1 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:26 am

Hemopet: Hi, I just want to let you know that we have Zap scheduled for 11:30 on Bubble Bath day.
Julie: Great!
Hemopet: We also wanted to let you know that we will be set up to have pictures with Santa.
Julie: [Pause]
Julie: Uhm, Zap is Jewish.
Hemopet: [Pause]
Hemopet: [Slight laugh]
Hemopet: We will be set up for all of the holidays.
Julie: Great, we see what kind of picture we can get.
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#2 Post by nitrah55 » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:33 am

Don't get too close to the menorah, Zap. Fur burns.
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#3 Post by silvercamaro » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:33 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Hemopet: Hi, I just want to let you know that we have Zap scheduled for 11:30 on Bubble Bath day.
Julie: Great!
Hemopet: We also wanted to let you know that we will be set up to have pictures with Santa.
Julie: [Pause]
Julie: Uhm, Zap is Jewish.
Hemopet: [Pause]
Hemopet: [Slight laugh]
Hemopet: We will be set up for all of the holidays.
Julie: Great, we see what kind of picture we can get.
Too funny! You know, I have never asked my dogs about their religious preferences, but I have noticed that most of them have been somewhat leery about Santa Claus. Perhaps I should ask if a rabbi is on the premises for the next holiday photo op.
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#4 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:35 am

Well, I just figure that his sisters consider themselves to be Jewish, so I didn't want to him to feel left out.
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#5 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:37 am

silvercamaro wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Hemopet: Hi, I just want to let you know that we have Zap scheduled for 11:30 on Bubble Bath day.
Julie: Great!
Hemopet: We also wanted to let you know that we will be set up to have pictures with Santa.
Julie: [Pause]
Julie: Uhm, Zap is Jewish.
Hemopet: [Pause]
Hemopet: [Slight laugh]
Hemopet: We will be set up for all of the holidays.
Julie: Great, we see what kind of picture we can get.
Too funny! You know, I have never asked my dogs about their religious preferences, but I have noticed that most of them have been somewhat leery about Santa Claus. Perhaps I should ask if a rabbi is on the premises for the next holiday photo op.
I am sure that your dogs would love Latkes!
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#6 Post by Appa23 » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:45 am

Does Zap go to temple with the girls? :wink:
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#7 Post by silvercamaro » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:53 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
I am sure that your dogs would love Latkes!
No doubt! As a peace offering to apologize for making them spend the weekend in the kennel, I stopped at McDonald's on the way home from Lizbit's school to buy french fries for the three of us to share.

The latkes would be healthier.
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#8 Post by gsabc » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:56 am

silvercamaro wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
I am sure that your dogs would love Latkes!
No doubt! As a peace offering to apologize for making them spend the weekend in the kennel, I stopped at McDonald's on the way home from Lizbit's school to buy french fries for the three of us to share.

The latkes would be healthier.
Not with all the oil my mom used to make them with. Or the schmaltz my bubbeh used. But oh, were they good!
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#9 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:14 pm

The bris must have been interesting!
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#10 Post by silvercamaro » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:19 pm

Does this mean that you will throw a big shindig for Zap's bar mitzvah?
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