A new toy
- Beebs52
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A new toy
Those of you without old failing dogs think we're insane. And, we are. But, since we've accepted our insanity and must work within that framework, I decided to f*(# that s*#$, literally. Last night Beebs butt-blasted us just like an email blast of bad political emails, exercising a scorched-carpet policy after I'd taken a day off work last week to rug doctor the place after our weekend away debacle. Of course I stepped in it.
Therefore, I decided to go buy something that I can use on a daily basis if necessary. Got us a Hoover Steam Vac Clean Surge-trademark trademark trademark. It's awesome.
It's like a mini Rug Doctor, only didn't cost $700. It's light, easily fillable, emptiable, cleanable and portable. It did a fabuloso job on the horror that was last night. Plus, I can drag it upstairs to clean out the guys' rooms, those fetid stank-ridden repositories of all that is mandom.
Yessir.
Therefore, I decided to go buy something that I can use on a daily basis if necessary. Got us a Hoover Steam Vac Clean Surge-trademark trademark trademark. It's awesome.
It's like a mini Rug Doctor, only didn't cost $700. It's light, easily fillable, emptiable, cleanable and portable. It did a fabuloso job on the horror that was last night. Plus, I can drag it upstairs to clean out the guys' rooms, those fetid stank-ridden repositories of all that is mandom.
Yessir.
Well, then
- silvercamaro
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Re: A new toy
Great minds think alike (even if we think it for different reasons.) I bought a Hoover Steam Vac on Saturday. I'm preparing to give it its maiden voyage in selected areas tonight.Beebs52 wrote:Those of you without old failing dogs think we're insane. And, we are. But, since we've accepted our insanity and must work within that framework, I decided to f*(# that s*#$, literally. Last night Beebs butt-blasted us just like an email blast of bad political emails, exercising a scorched-carpet policy after I'd taken a day off work last week to rug doctor the place after our weekend away debacle. Of course I stepped in it.
Therefore, I decided to go buy something that I can use on a daily basis if necessary. Got us a Hoover Steam Vac Clean Surge-trademark trademark trademark. It's awesome.
It's like a mini Rug Doctor, only didn't cost $700. It's light, easily fillable, emptiable, cleanable and portable. It did a fabuloso job on the horror that was last night. Plus, I can drag it upstairs to clean out the guys' rooms, those fetid stank-ridden repositories of all that is mandom.
Yessir.
BTW, for anybody who is considering buying a carpet cleaner, the Hoover really does do a more effective job than the competing brands in the same price range. The spinning brushes and the more powerful suction provide better cleaning and faster drying.
I do not play a carpet cleaner on TV. I really am one.
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- Beebs52
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Re: A new toy
We are the carpet.... we are the cleanerofthechildren....we are the something something something, etc. doot doot doot.silvercamaro wrote:Great minds think alike (even if we think it for different reasons.) I bought a Hoover Steam Vac on Saturday. I'm preparing to give it its maiden voyage in selected areas tonight.Beebs52 wrote:Those of you without old failing dogs think we're insane. And, we are. But, since we've accepted our insanity and must work within that framework, I decided to f*(# that s*#$, literally. Last night Beebs butt-blasted us just like an email blast of bad political emails, exercising a scorched-carpet policy after I'd taken a day off work last week to rug doctor the place after our weekend away debacle. Of course I stepped in it.
Therefore, I decided to go buy something that I can use on a daily basis if necessary. Got us a Hoover Steam Vac Clean Surge-trademark trademark trademark. It's awesome.
It's like a mini Rug Doctor, only didn't cost $700. It's light, easily fillable, emptiable, cleanable and portable. It did a fabuloso job on the horror that was last night. Plus, I can drag it upstairs to clean out the guys' rooms, those fetid stank-ridden repositories of all that is mandom.
Yessir.
BTW, for anybody who is considering buying a carpet cleaner, the Hoover really does do a more effective job than the competing brands in the same price range. The spinning brushes and the more powerful suction provide better cleaning and faster drying.
I do not play a carpet cleaner on TV. I really am one.
I can't wait to do the stairs.
Well, then
- kayrharris
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Re: A new toy
I don't do carpets, but I do love my H2O floor steamer. I have a lot of Travertine tile in my
house and I can clean it quickly and without a mop and bucket. Probably not as
satisfying as steam cleaning those carpets, but it will just have to do for now.
house and I can clean it quickly and without a mop and bucket. Probably not as
satisfying as steam cleaning those carpets, but it will just have to do for now.
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- hermillion
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Re: A new toy
I'll add my delighted endorsement of my 4-week old Bissell PROheat 2X. #1 Son saw me trying out my new toy one evening, and when I came home from work the next day I discovered he had moved all the furniture out of the living room and steamed the whole room. The next day he did the dining room and master bedroom. I knew there was a reason I enjoyed having him around for a couple of weeks!silvercamaro wrote:Great minds think alike (even if we think it for different reasons.) I bought a Hoover Steam Vac on Saturday. I'm preparing to give it its maiden voyage in selected areas tonight.Beebs52 wrote:Those of you without old failing dogs think we're insane. And, we are. But, since we've accepted our insanity and must work within that framework, I decided to f*(# that s*#$, literally. Last night Beebs butt-blasted us just like an email blast of bad political emails, exercising a scorched-carpet policy after I'd taken a day off work last week to rug doctor the place after our weekend away debacle. Of course I stepped in it.
Therefore, I decided to go buy something that I can use on a daily basis if necessary. Got us a Hoover Steam Vac Clean Surge-trademark trademark trademark. It's awesome.
It's like a mini Rug Doctor, only didn't cost $700. It's light, easily fillable, emptiable, cleanable and portable. It did a fabuloso job on the horror that was last night. Plus, I can drag it upstairs to clean out the guys' rooms, those fetid stank-ridden repositories of all that is mandom.
Yessir.
BTW, for anybody who is considering buying a carpet cleaner, the Hoover really does do a more effective job than the competing brands in the same price range. The spinning brushes and the more powerful suction provide better cleaning and faster drying.
I do not play a carpet cleaner on TV. I really am one.
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Re: A new toy
That's why he's #1!hermillion wrote:I'll add my delighted endorsement of my 4-week old Bissell PROheat 2X. #1 Son saw me trying out my new toy one evening, and when I came home from work the next day I discovered he had moved all the furniture out of the living room and steamed the whole room. The next day he did the dining room and master bedroom. I knew there was a reason I enjoyed having him around for a couple of weeks!silvercamaro wrote:Great minds think alike (even if we think it for different reasons.) I bought a Hoover Steam Vac on Saturday. I'm preparing to give it its maiden voyage in selected areas tonight.Beebs52 wrote:Those of you without old failing dogs think we're insane. And, we are. But, since we've accepted our insanity and must work within that framework, I decided to f*(# that s*#$, literally. Last night Beebs butt-blasted us just like an email blast of bad political emails, exercising a scorched-carpet policy after I'd taken a day off work last week to rug doctor the place after our weekend away debacle. Of course I stepped in it.
Therefore, I decided to go buy something that I can use on a daily basis if necessary. Got us a Hoover Steam Vac Clean Surge-trademark trademark trademark. It's awesome.
It's like a mini Rug Doctor, only didn't cost $700. It's light, easily fillable, emptiable, cleanable and portable. It did a fabuloso job on the horror that was last night. Plus, I can drag it upstairs to clean out the guys' rooms, those fetid stank-ridden repositories of all that is mandom.
Yessir.
BTW, for anybody who is considering buying a carpet cleaner, the Hoover really does do a more effective job than the competing brands in the same price range. The spinning brushes and the more powerful suction provide better cleaning and faster drying.
I do not play a carpet cleaner on TV. I really am one.
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Re: A new toy
Give Scott a few more visits to my home and I will buy me one as well.silvercamaro wrote:Great minds think alike (even if we think it for different reasons.) I bought a Hoover Steam Vac on Saturday. I'm preparing to give it its maiden voyage in selected areas tonight.Beebs52 wrote:Those of you without old failing dogs think we're insane. And, we are. But, since we've accepted our insanity and must work within that framework, I decided to f*(# that s*#$, literally. Last night Beebs butt-blasted us just like an email blast of bad political emails, exercising a scorched-carpet policy after I'd taken a day off work last week to rug doctor the place after our weekend away debacle. Of course I stepped in it.
Therefore, I decided to go buy something that I can use on a daily basis if necessary. Got us a Hoover Steam Vac Clean Surge-trademark trademark trademark. It's awesome.
It's like a mini Rug Doctor, only didn't cost $700. It's light, easily fillable, emptiable, cleanable and portable. It did a fabuloso job on the horror that was last night. Plus, I can drag it upstairs to clean out the guys' rooms, those fetid stank-ridden repositories of all that is mandom.
Yessir.
BTW, for anybody who is considering buying a carpet cleaner, the Hoover really does do a more effective job than the competing brands in the same price range. The spinning brushes and the more powerful suction provide better cleaning and faster drying.
I do not play a carpet cleaner on TV. I really am one.
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Re: A new toy
That boy is a keeper!hermillion wrote:I'll add my delighted endorsement of my 4-week old Bissell PROheat 2X. #1 Son saw me trying out my new toy one evening, and when I came home from work the next day I discovered he had moved all the furniture out of the living room and steamed the whole room. The next day he did the dining room and master bedroom. I knew there was a reason I enjoyed having him around for a couple of weeks!silvercamaro wrote:Great minds think alike (even if we think it for different reasons.) I bought a Hoover Steam Vac on Saturday. I'm preparing to give it its maiden voyage in selected areas tonight.Beebs52 wrote:Those of you without old failing dogs think we're insane. And, we are. But, since we've accepted our insanity and must work within that framework, I decided to f*(# that s*#$, literally. Last night Beebs butt-blasted us just like an email blast of bad political emails, exercising a scorched-carpet policy after I'd taken a day off work last week to rug doctor the place after our weekend away debacle. Of course I stepped in it.
Therefore, I decided to go buy something that I can use on a daily basis if necessary. Got us a Hoover Steam Vac Clean Surge-trademark trademark trademark. It's awesome.
It's like a mini Rug Doctor, only didn't cost $700. It's light, easily fillable, emptiable, cleanable and portable. It did a fabuloso job on the horror that was last night. Plus, I can drag it upstairs to clean out the guys' rooms, those fetid stank-ridden repositories of all that is mandom.
Yessir.
BTW, for anybody who is considering buying a carpet cleaner, the Hoover really does do a more effective job than the competing brands in the same price range. The spinning brushes and the more powerful suction provide better cleaning and faster drying.
I do not play a carpet cleaner on TV. I really am one.
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