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Liberal media?

#1 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:26 pm

Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing in Venice.

The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience, hoping they
will be able to allot minimal coverage, if any.

The Pope asks Governor Palin to join him on a Gondola ride through the
canals of Venice.

They're admiring the sights and agreeing on moral issues when, all of a
sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the
water.

The gondolier starts to reach for the Pontiff's cap with his pole, but this
move threatens to overturn the floating craft.

Sarah waves the tour guide off, saying, 'Wait, wait. I'll take care of this.
Don't worry.'

She steps off the gondola onto the surface of the water and walks out to the
Pope's hat, bends over and picks it up. She walks back across the water to
the gondola and steps aboard.

She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the topic of conversation among Democrats in Congress, CBS
News, NBC News, ABC News, CNN, the New York Times, Hollywood celebrities,
and in France and Germany is:

'Palin Can't Swim.'
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Re: Liberal media?

#2 Post by BackInTex » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:05 pm

I heard about this. I tried to check it out on Snopes, but they hadn't posted anything about it yet.

This is shameful.
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Re: Liberal media?

#3 Post by ne1410s » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:16 pm

It musta been during one of them there Maunder Minimums...
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Re: Liberal media?

#4 Post by a1mamacat » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:17 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing in Venice.

The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience, hoping they
will be able to allot minimal coverage, if any.

The Pope asks Governor Palin to join him on a Gondola ride through the
canals of Venice.

They're admiring the sights and agreeing on moral issues when, all of a
sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the
water.

The gondolier starts to reach for the Pontiff's cap with his pole, but this
move threatens to overturn the floating craft.

Sarah waves the tour guide off, saying, 'Wait, wait. I'll take care of this.
Don't worry.'

She steps off the gondola onto the surface of the water and walks out to the
Pope's hat, bends over and picks it up. She walks back across the water to
the gondola and steps aboard.

She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the topic of conversation among Democrats in Congress, CBS
News, NBC News, ABC News, CNN, the New York Times, Hollywood celebrities,
and in France and Germany is:

'Palin Can't Swim.'

Did she bring her kids?

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