Molly may have inherited some of my less desirable traits...
- Rexer25
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Molly may have inherited some of my less desirable traits...
As I was telling Annie good night, Molly walked into her room and asked me:
Why did the school child cross the playground?
Me: I don't know.
Molly: To get to the other slide!
This troubles me...
Why did the school child cross the playground?
Me: I don't know.
Molly: To get to the other slide!
This troubles me...
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!
That'll be $10, please.
That'll be $10, please.
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Re: Molly may have inherited some of my less desirable traits...
Much funnier than Junch's llama joke. Actually, it is quite funny.Rexer25 wrote:As I was telling Annie good night, Molly walked into her room and asked me:
Why did the school child cross the playground?
Me: I don't know.
Molly: To get to the other slide!
This troubles me...
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Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
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Re: Molly may have inherited some of my less desirable traits...
As long as she doesn't start telling the "Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?" joke, she'll be fine!
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Re: Molly may have inherited some of my less desirable traits...
I had to read it twice to see that it said slide and not side.
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Re: Molly may have inherited some of my less desirable traits...
Why did the wave cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
To get to the other tide.
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Re: Molly may have inherited some of my less desirable traits...
Right answer. Wrong question.silvercamaro wrote:Why did the wave cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did littlebeast cross the aisle? To get to the other Tide.
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Re: Molly may have inherited some of my less desirable traits...
Bob78164 wrote:Right answer. Wrong question.silvercamaro wrote:Why did the wave cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did littlebeast cross the aisle? To get to the other Tide.--Bob
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Re: Molly may have inherited some of my less desirable traits...
That is pretty funny.
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