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Beebs the pooper

#1 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:53 pm

I think this is as appropriate as anything else discussed.

Beebs's poop output in inappropriate places meets or exceeds the planet's methane limit.

Stick that in your environmentally aware pipe. But, I don't recommend smoking it.
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#2 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:13 pm

Zap makes a lot of poop too. I never realized how much poop a large dog makes until we adopted him.

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#3 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:17 pm

Bigger dogs are capable of all sorts of bigger deposits. Just big ol' blobs.
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#4 Post by Tocqueville3 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:25 pm

Ewwwww.
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#5 Post by ShitSandwich » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:39 pm

Wow! Can we possibly have more threads like this around here?
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#6 Post by Tocqueville3 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:45 pm

ShitSandwich wrote:Wow! Can we possibly have more threads like this around here?


EWWWWW!!!
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#7 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:25 pm

ShitSandwich wrote:Wow! Can we possibly have more threads like this around here?
He (Beebs) aims to please! BIG time.
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#8 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:08 pm

ShitSandwich wrote:Wow! Can we possibly have more threads like this around here?
I knew that you would find your way into this thread.

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#9 Post by SportsFan68 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:13 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Zap makes a lot of poop too. I never realized how much poop a large dog makes until we adopted him.
That's one of the reasons Casey came to live with us, instead of the big labs or mixes that are regularly abandoned around here. SteelersFan knew that she would be a small dog when fully grown.

She's going with us tomorrow to meet Matias. She'll love him. No, she won't battle Chica for the drumsticks . . .
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#10 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:16 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Zap makes a lot of poop too. I never realized how much poop a large dog makes until we adopted him.
That's one of the reasons Casey came to live with us, instead of the big labs or mixes that are regularly abandoned around here. SteelersFan knew that she would be a small dog when fully grown.

She's going with us tomorrow to meet Matias. She'll love him. No, she won't battle Chica for the drumsticks . . .
I just giggled when I saw the drumstick thing.

Beebs has never made messes until fairly recently. He's just extremely old and failing. We figure he made no messes when he was young and he's such a happy loving pup and still aware that we'll put up with it. When he gets to the point of pain or total out-of-itness then we'll decide whatever.
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#11 Post by MarleysGh0st » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:37 am

Beebs, reading the first post in this thread takes on an entirely different meaning when one forgets that your screen name is actually your dog's name.

Just sayin'. :roll:

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#12 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:57 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Beebs, reading the first post in this thread takes on an entirely different meaning when one forgets that your screen name is actually your dog's name.

Just sayin'. :roll:
Of course, then it would be more in keeping if it were entitle Pea the pooper. Though I think I could take her on that at times.
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#13 Post by MarleysGh0st » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:31 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Beebs, reading the first post in this thread takes on an entirely different meaning when one forgets that your screen name is actually your dog's name.

Just sayin'. :roll:
Of course, then it would be more in keeping if it were entitle Pea the pooper. Though I think I could take her on that at times.
It was the "in inappropriate places" part that really had me concerned. :P

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#14 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:33 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Beebs, reading the first post in this thread takes on an entirely different meaning when one forgets that your screen name is actually your dog's name.

Just sayin'. :roll:
Of course, then it would be more in keeping if it were entitle Pea the pooper. Though I think I could take her on that at times.
It was the "in inappropriate places" part that really had me concerned. :P
Eh. One man's inappropriate is another's bedroom. Like that. Or hallway. Or kitchen. Etc.
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