Hey Joe Maddon...wanna win the ALCS?

[littlebeast13]

It's almost as useless to hang on to hope for a return to the old days of starting pitching as it is for those who continue to whine about wanting to eliminate the DH....

lb13

Um...I HAVE to whine.

Tan showed that's how you win BBBL Championships.

I'm just getting in more offseason practice time!

I think that only works for him.

I've been whining for years, and my team just keeps getting worse.....

lb13

[littlebeast13]

Jeemie you must be a Roy Halladay fan!

I love me Roy Halladay.

And Jack McKeon is my favoritest manager this decade. The way he managed the Marlins' pitching staff in the 2003 post-season made me think it was the 1930s all over again!

What about Ozzie Guillen in 2005?

lb13

[littlebeast13]

I'm going to have to tweak's mini's title to Pain in Everyone's Ass.....

lb13

Make it "Royal Pain" so I can get a HK tiara to go with it....

Here's your tiara. You can stick it where the sun don't shine.......

lb13

[Hello, Mini!]

I'm going to have to tweak's mini's title to Pain in Everyone's Ass.....

lb13

Make it "Royal Pain" so I can get a HK tiara to go with it....

Here's your tiara. You can stick it where the sun don't shine.......

lb13

At this point, it might be easier to just label everyone else as "Normal Person" so you don't have to keep adding "Merry Man" to all our personae...

[Emo Kitty]

Make it "Royal Pain" so I can get a HK tiara to go with it....

Here's your tiara. You can stick it where the sun don't shine.......

lb13

At this point, it might be easier to just label everyone else as "Normal Person" so you don't have to keep adding "Merry Man" to all our personae...

I don't need any advice from you you pink and sparkly punk ass bitch!

Leave me alone and let me suffer in my dark room...... woe is me!

[Hello, Mini!]

Here's your tiara. You can stick it where the sun don't shine.......

lb13

At this point, it might be easier to just label everyone else as "Normal Person" so you don't have to keep adding "Merry Man" to all our personae...

I don't need any advice from you you pink and sparkly punk ass bitch!

Leave me alone and let me suffer in my dark room...... woe is me!

At least Punk-Ass Bitch knows how to accessorize--WITH PINK!!!!!!

[Emo Kitty]

At this point, it might be easier to just label everyone else as "Normal Person" so you don't have to keep adding "Merry Man" to all our personae...

I don't need any advice from you you pink and sparkly punk ass bitch!

Leave me alone and let me suffer in my dark room...... woe is me!

At least Punk-Ass Bitch knows how to accessorize--WITH PINK!!!!!!

Dammit, I can't take this anymore! I'm going to take the Cheez Its out of the oven and stick my head in there instead.....

[Hello, Mini!]

I don't need any advice from you you pink and sparkly punk ass bitch!

Leave me alone and let me suffer in my dark room...... woe is me!

At least Punk-Ass Bitch knows how to accessorize--WITH PINK!!!!!!

Dammit, I can't take this anymore! I'm going to take the Cheez Its out of the oven and stick my head in there instead.....

I actually created this MM in anticipation of returning to sanity and subsilver on my "real" name. But there's just so much HK stuff available to torture everyone with! It's a gold mine!

[Emo Kitty]

At least Punk-Ass Bitch knows how to accessorize--WITH PINK!!!!!!

Dammit, I can't take this anymore! I'm going to take the Cheez Its out of the oven and stick my head in there instead.....

I actually created this MM in anticipation of returning to sanity and subsilver on my "real" name. But there's just so much HK stuff available to torture everyone with! It's a gold mine!

How many dead canaries have you stepped over to get to that gold?

[Hello, Mini!]

Dammit, I can't take this anymore! I'm going to take the Cheez Its out of the oven and stick my head in there instead.....

I actually created this MM in anticipation of returning to sanity and subsilver on my "real" name. But there's just so much HK stuff available to torture everyone with! It's a gold mine!

How many dead canaries have you stepped over to get to that gold?

Lemme count....

[Jeemie]

Jeemie you must be a Roy Halladay fan!

I love me Roy Halladay.

And Jack McKeon is my favoritest manager this decade. The way he managed the Marlins' pitching staff in the 2003 post-season made me think it was the 1930s all over again!

What about Ozzie Guillen in 2005?

lb13

I didn't really follow the '05 World Series.

White Sox/Astros had absolutely ZERO allure for me.

[christie1111]

I find it amazing how LB could be distracted in a Basball thread.

And by Hello Kitty, no less!

[elwoodblues]

Make it "Royal Pain" so I can get a HK tiara to go with it....

Here's your tiara. You can stick it where the sun don't shine.......

lb13

At this point, it might be easier to just label everyone else as "Normal Person" so you don't have to keep adding "Merry Man" to all our personae...

Who on the Bored would you describe as a "Normal Person"?

[littlebeast13]

I love me Roy Halladay.

And Jack McKeon is my favoritest manager this decade. The way he managed the Marlins' pitching staff in the 2003 post-season made me think it was the 1930s all over again!

What about Ozzie Guillen in 2005?

lb13

I didn't really follow the '05 World Series.

White Sox/Astros had absolutely ZERO allure for me.

I was referring to the postseason as a whole. In the ALCS that year, Guillen made one pitching change in the entire 5 game series. Do you think we'll ever see anything like that again......?

lb13

[Jeemie]

What about Ozzie Guillen in 2005?

lb13

I didn't really follow the '05 World Series.

White Sox/Astros had absolutely ZERO allure for me.

I was referring to the postseason as a whole. In the ALCS that year, Guillen made one pitching change in the entire 5 game series. Do you think we'll ever see anything like that again......?

lb13

Oh yeah- that's right.

That was also the series where Pierzynski got involved in two controversies, right? The dropped third strike and the claim that he interfered with a batter's swing?

[littlebeast13]

I didn't really follow the '05 World Series.

White Sox/Astros had absolutely ZERO allure for me.

I was referring to the postseason as a whole. In the ALCS that year, Guillen made one pitching change in the entire 5 game series. Do you think we'll ever see anything like that again......?

lb13

Oh yeah- that's right.

That was also the series where Pierzynski got involved in two controversies, right? The dropped third strike and the claim that he interfered with a batter's swing?

That's the one. The dropped third strike play (Which involved Angels catcher Josh Paul and umpire Doug Eddings) is the most memorable moment from that series....

lb13

[MarleysGh0st]

At this point, it might be easier to just label everyone else as "Normal Person" so you don't have to keep adding "Merry Man" to all our personae...

Hell, no!

If you Merry Men insist on outnumbering all the rest of us on the Bored, beast is just going to have to work for it!