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#1 Post by a1mamacat » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:15 pm

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


I'm just sayin'
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#2 Post by gsabc » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:41 pm

If a felony is committed by a felon, who commits an irony?
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#3 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:43 pm

Firefighters fight against fire. Crime fighters fights against crime. What do freedom fighters do?
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#4 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:56 pm

How come you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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#5 Post by mom2five » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:25 pm

If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives...

where does baby oil come from?
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#6 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:44 pm

What should I use to clean my soap dish? Or to dry my towels?
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#7 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:48 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:What should I use to clean my soap dish? Or to dry my towels?

Who knows? I'm just gonna hit the Start button and log off....

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