Squirrel Smasher
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Spock
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Squirrel Smasher
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/09/squi ... asher.html
The biologists version of that black hole thingie in Europe-
Plus a good way to get rid of those rats with furry tails.
The biologists version of that black hole thingie in Europe-
Plus a good way to get rid of those rats with furry tails.
- Evel Squirrel
- Merry Man
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Re: Squirrel Smasher
Sir, I should remind you that many of the denizens of this bored are rodents, with one in particular becoming a leading poster and main artist of the community.Spock wrote:http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/09/squi ... asher.html
The biologists version of that black hole thingie in Europe-
Plus a good way to get rid of those rats with furry tails.
And, if you don't watch yourself, I may run over your foot.
- Evil Squirrel
- Merry Man
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NSAS wrote:NSAS had no part in the funding of this abhorrent project.
So what is my 5 acorns a month I'm spending on dues getting me anyway?
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
- NSAS
- Merry Man
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We are currently lobbying the UN to banish the Squirrel Launcher.Evil Squirrel wrote:NSAS wrote:NSAS had no part in the funding of this abhorrent project.
So what is my 5 acorns a month I'm spending on dues getting me anyway?
Squirrel Launcher
Arboreal Machiavellians need love, too.
- Evil Squirrel
- Merry Man
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- Location: Sprotsie Baby's back door!
NSAS wrote:We are currently lobbying the UN to banish the Squirrel Launcher.Evil Squirrel wrote:NSAS wrote:NSAS had no part in the funding of this abhorrent project.
So what is my 5 acorns a month I'm spending on dues getting me anyway?
Squirrel Launcher
So much for my ambitions on being the first squirrel in space....
It would've been cool to drop an apple on top of Annie's head from 500 miles up....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
- ulysses5019
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Re: Squirrel Smasher
I thought it only took a couple of glasses of cheap wine to do the trick.Spock wrote:http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/09/squi ... asher.html
The biologists version of that black hole thingie in Europe-
Plus a good way to get rid of those rats with furry tails.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.