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Squirrel Smasher

#1 Post by Spock » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:28 am

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/09/squi ... asher.html

The biologists version of that black hole thingie in Europe-

Plus a good way to get rid of those rats with furry tails.

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Re: Squirrel Smasher

#2 Post by Evel Squirrel » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:32 am

Spock wrote:http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/09/squi ... asher.html

The biologists version of that black hole thingie in Europe-

Plus a good way to get rid of those rats with furry tails.
Sir, I should remind you that many of the denizens of this bored are rodents, with one in particular becoming a leading poster and main artist of the community.

And, if you don't watch yourself, I may run over your foot.

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#3 Post by NSAS » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:05 pm

NSAS had no part in the funding of this abhorrent project.
Arboreal Machiavellians need love, too.

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#4 Post by Evil Squirrel » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:06 pm

NSAS wrote:NSAS had no part in the funding of this abhorrent project.

So what is my 5 acorns a month I'm spending on dues getting me anyway?
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner

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#5 Post by NSAS » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:14 pm

Evil Squirrel wrote:
NSAS wrote:NSAS had no part in the funding of this abhorrent project.

So what is my 5 acorns a month I'm spending on dues getting me anyway?
We are currently lobbying the UN to banish the Squirrel Launcher.

Squirrel Launcher
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#6 Post by Evil Squirrel » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:20 pm

NSAS wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
NSAS wrote:NSAS had no part in the funding of this abhorrent project.

So what is my 5 acorns a month I'm spending on dues getting me anyway?
We are currently lobbying the UN to banish the Squirrel Launcher.

Squirrel Launcher

So much for my ambitions on being the first squirrel in space....

It would've been cool to drop an apple on top of Annie's head from 500 miles up....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner

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Re: Squirrel Smasher

#7 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:29 pm

Spock wrote:http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/09/squi ... asher.html

The biologists version of that black hole thingie in Europe-

Plus a good way to get rid of those rats with furry tails.
I thought it only took a couple of glasses of cheap wine to do the trick.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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