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Double Entendre-for Travis

#1 Post by Spock » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:12 am

Partial e-mail I got from somebody I sold 1/2 a beef too. It cracked me up.

"Thank you so much for providing us with meat - you just can't beat it!!"
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#2 Post by peacock2121 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:14 am

made me giggle.
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#3 Post by Beavis & Butthead » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:19 am

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Re: Double Entendre-for Travis

#4 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:44 am

Spock wrote:"Thank you so much for providing us with meat - you just can't beat it!!"
I sure hope not. People can go blind that way.
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#5 Post by wintergreen48 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:01 am

Honest to gosh true, but in the early 1970's there was a meat shop on Georgia Avenue in Silver Spring (close to where I grew up) which had a HUGE sign with HUGE letters on its building that read

YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT!

I am sure it is true, because they would not have said it if it were not.

Which somehow reminds me of 'Portnoy's Complaint,' in which the narrator/protagonist has a close personal relationship with the liver that his mother plans to serve for dinner that night.
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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:09 am

wintergreen48 wrote:Honest to gosh true, but in the early 1970's there was a meat shop on Georgia Avenue in Silver Spring (close to where I grew up) which had a HUGE sign with HUGE letters on its building that read

YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT!

I am sure it is true, because they would not have said it if it were not.

Which somehow reminds me of 'Portnoy's Complaint,' in which the narrator/protagonist has a close personal relationship with the liver that his mother plans to serve for dinner that night.
So this is where the movie American Pie got its idea.
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#7 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:21 am

wintergreen48 wrote:Honest to gosh true, but in the early 1970's there was a meat shop on Georgia Avenue in Silver Spring (close to where I grew up) which had a HUGE sign with HUGE letters on its building that read

YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT!

I am sure it is true, because they would not have said it if it were not.

Which somehow reminds me of 'Portnoy's Complaint,' in which the narrator/protagonist has a close personal relationship with the liver that his mother plans to serve for dinner that night.
And there is (still) the Culver City Meat Company which has these trucks driving around Los Angeles:

http://flickr.com/photos/brachiator/326671729/
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