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PlacentiaSoccerMom · #26 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:58 pm

jsuchard wrote:Pousse-cafe for me please.

...or better yet, a "Brain Hemorrhage"!

How about some Aqua Dots?

HelpBrainTumorPatients · #27 Post by **HelpBrainTumorPatients** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:59 pm

jsuchard wrote:...or better yet, a "Brain Hemorrhage"!

There was no need for that. I could have saved that brain!

AMindIsATerribleThing · #28 Post by **AMindIsATerribleThing** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:05 pm

HelpBrainTumorPatients wrote:
jsuchard wrote:...or better yet, a "Brain Hemorrhage"!

There was no need for that. I could have saved that brain!

Why?

Spokesman for MBFFB · #29 Post by **Spokesman for MBFFB** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:09 pm

AMindIsATerribleThing wrote:
HelpBrainTumorPatients wrote:
jsuchard wrote:...or better yet, a "Brain Hemorrhage"!

There was no need for that. I could have saved that brain!
Why?

Well, my employer's always looking for more grey matter to shove in his ears. It goes well with the foot that's always in his mouth....

FreddyTheElfWithNoRetinas · #30 Post by **FreddyTheElfWithNoRetinas** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:24 pm

Something chunky sounds good.

ulysses5019 · #31 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:27 pm

......has anyone seen Abby, Abby Normal?

Zombie · #32 Post by **Zombie** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:32 pm

What's all this about brains?

ZombieJesus · #33 Post by **ZombieJesus** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:42 pm

I gets the braaaaaaaaains....braaains...

Oral B Roberts · #34 Post by **Oral B Roberts** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:45 pm

I sure hope that you zombies have deeeep pockets, because I don't like where this is heading.

Hey, what's that gnawing on the back of my....... GAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!

Zombie · #35 Post by **Zombie** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:46 pm

Oral B Roberts wrote:I sure hope that you zombies have deeeep pockets, because I don't like where this is heading.

Hey, what's that gnawing on the back of my....... GAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!

MMMMM, tastes like chicken.

themanintheseersuckersuit · #36 Post by **themanintheseersuckersuit** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:09 am

Hey, Zombie I have a question, if a Zombie got a life sentence how long would it have to serve?

earendel · #37 Post by **earendel** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:14 am

christie1111 wrote:Bar Snacks are now Available!

Please choose from our buffet:

I'll have the following, please:

christie1111 wrote:Mini Empanadas with smoked chipotle salsa
Mini roast chicken quesadillas with homemade guacamole
Tandoori-spiced chicken wings with mango chutney

christie1111 wrote:Enjoy!

Oh, would that I could! (is there a "drool" emoticon?)

earendel · #38 Post by **earendel** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:14 am

jsuchard wrote:...or better yet, a "Brain Hemorrhage"!

OK, what's in that drink?

earendel · #39 Post by **earendel** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:15 am

FreddyTheElfWithNoRetinas wrote:Something chunky sounds good.

And what's in this one?

jsuchard · #40 Post by **jsuchard** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:54 am

earendel wrote:
jsuchard wrote:...or better yet, a "Brain Hemorrhage"!

OK, what's in that drink?

Named Worst Drink of the Century by cocktailtimes.com:

Brain Hemorrhage
1 1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps
1/4 oz. of Baileys Irish Cream
Splash of grenadine syrup

Pour into a shooter glass. Slowly pour Irish Cream into Schnapps so that it forms a "brain" in "formaldehyde." Dribble the grenadine (dribbling onto a spoon then into the Schnapps helps) directly into the center of the Irish Cream mass. As the grenadine amount slowly increases it will eventually burst through the Irish Cream creating a brain hemorrhage.

I have made these at a couple of parties. They are really quite tasty, although you have to get over the slightly chunky consistency of the irish cream that curdles as it hits the schnapps.

earendel · #41 Post by **earendel** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:57 am

jsuchard wrote:Named Worst Drink of the Century by cocktailtimes.com:

Brain Hemorrhage
1 1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps
1/4 oz. of Baileys Irish Cream
Splash of grenadine syrup

Pour into a shooter glass. Slowly pour Irish Cream into Schnapps so that it forms a "brain" in "formaldehyde." Dribble the grenadine (dribbling onto a spoon then into the Schnapps helps) directly into the center of the Irish Cream mass. As the grenadine amount slowly increases it will eventually burst through the Irish Cream creating a brain hemorrhage.

I have made these at a couple of parties. They are really quite tasty, although you have to get over the slightly chunky consistency of the irish cream that curdles as it hits the schnapps.

Thanks for the recipe. It looks neat, and I wondered how the "brain" was done.

themanintheseersuckersuit · #42 Post by **themanintheseersuckersuit** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:29 am

If they had only put that under Potent Potables when Jeff was up against Ken.

kayrharris · #43 Post by **kayrharris** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:34 am

This thread needs a warning in the subject for those with weak stomachs. I'm just sayin'.....

(i'm in that group, btw).

minimetoo26 · #44 Post by **minimetoo26** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:38 am

Man, this place is too fancy for me! Anyone have a bag of pork rinds?

I'll just drink some Pellegrino--non-alcoholic and classy enough to offset the pork rinds. It's too early for me to drink....

#45 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:40 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Man, this place is too fancy for me! Anyone have a bag of pork rinds?

I'll just drink some Pellegrino--non-alcoholic and classy enough to offset the pork rinds. It's too early for me to drink....

How about some burnt Cheez-Its and a 52 oz. cup of Pepsi?

OK, I'm not really having that now, but it sure sounds good....

lb13

minimetoo26 · #46 Post by **minimetoo26** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:41 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Man, this place is too fancy for me! Anyone have a bag of pork rinds?

I'll just drink some Pellegrino--non-alcoholic and classy enough to offset the pork rinds. It's too early for me to drink....

How about some burnt Cheez-Its and a 52 oz. cup of Pepsi?

OK, I'm not really having that now, but it sure sounds good....

lb13

You're talking to someone who had nachos and a vat of coffee for breakfast three times this week. We're just going to die, I swear...

#47 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:45 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Man, this place is too fancy for me! Anyone have a bag of pork rinds?

I'll just drink some Pellegrino--non-alcoholic and classy enough to offset the pork rinds. It's too early for me to drink....

How about some burnt Cheez-Its and a 52 oz. cup of Pepsi?

OK, I'm not really having that now, but it sure sounds good....

lb13
You're talking to someone who had nachos and a vat of coffee for breakfast three times this week. We're just going to die, I swear...

I vote that our breakfasts are more tasty than some of the other stuff posted in this thread....

Hmmmm, it's also been a while since I had burnt toast....

lb13

minimetoo26 · #48 Post by **minimetoo26** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:51 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
How about some burnt Cheez-Its and a 52 oz. cup of Pepsi?

OK, I'm not really having that now, but it sure sounds good....

lb13
You're talking to someone who had nachos and a vat of coffee for breakfast three times this week. We're just going to die, I swear...

I vote that our breakfasts are more tasty than some of the other stuff posted in this thread....

Hmmmm, it's also been a while since I had burnt toast....

lb13

Don't say toast! Erin is going through this toast phase--she'll eat 6 slices a day as her snacks! Plus, I made toast to use as homemade bread crumbs for last night's pork chops...

If someone says "I propose a toast," I'll get out the butter as a reflex....

#49 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:55 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: You're talking to someone who had nachos and a vat of coffee for breakfast three times this week. We're just going to die, I swear...

I vote that our breakfasts are more tasty than some of the other stuff posted in this thread....

Hmmmm, it's also been a while since I had burnt toast....

lb13
Don't say toast! Erin is going through this toast phase--she'll eat 6 slices a day as her snacks! Plus, I made toast to use as homemade bread crumbs for last night's pork chops...

If someone says "I propose a toast," I'll get out the butter as a reflex....

There's one reflex I wouldn't have!

Maybe in a few years, Erin will be able to polish off a whole loaf like I can. I assume I won't have to show her how to make a mess with the crumbs....

lb13

minimetoo26 · #50 Post by **minimetoo26** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:59 am

littlebeast13 wrote:Maybe in a few years, Erin will be able to polish off a whole loaf like I can. I assume I won't have to show her how to make a mess with the crumbs....

lb13

It's not so messy or crumby when there is still some moisture left in the bread, and you add butter!

But she won't eat the crusts! Rain Man is the only kid who will! So frustrating....