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AnnieCamaro · #1 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:11 pm

Even though my yard and all adjoining yards have no apple trees, nor have I seen an apple tree within a mile of my home, a shiny red apple currently lays in the middle of my back yard. The apple's position and a forensic inspection of the indentation made by said apple after its arrival leads me to conclude that it was heaved from a slight southerly angle at a height of 15-20 feet. If I were the suspicious sort, I might think it had been thrown from a non-apple tree at either me or Lizbit, but missed the target.

Cut it out! That could give a girl a headache! Besides, it's not nice to steal snacks from the little kids who live a few doors down.

I name no names, but I suspect a certain someone with a a big furry rear end and a bushy tail.

Sincerely,
Annie
/:twisted:\

kayrharris · #2 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:28 pm

Hey Annie, I just sent you an email. I really did!

kayrharris · #3 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:29 pm

I think Evil Squirrel is hiding tonight. Especially if he is stealing apples from little kids.

kayrharris · #4 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:43 pm

I think Annie is being paged. I'm pretty sure of it.

Evil Squirrel · #5 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:54 pm

I know nothing..... nothing!!!!

ulysses5019 · #6 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:41 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:I know nothing..... nothing!!!!

I think I still have my, um, apples.