Steven Spielbored Presents...Bored With Love
Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2024 10:59 pm
A Bored/Hallmark Presentation
Scene: Meet LB Walker. He is tall and handsome and, surprisingly, unhitched.
Scene: LB lives in a place called The Bored, known to all there as The Notebook Boy. He keeps things running smoothly on The Bored. Everybody loves LB.
Scene: Meet Beebs Chabert.
She was once in love with LB, but she chose life in another part of cyberspace
And she always looks fabulous, and, surprisingly, is also unhitched.
Scene: they meet up for the first time in years
LB: Beebs, I didn't expect to see you here in these parts.
Beebs: I came back to take care of some things, alamy. I run a highly successful business, you know. Alamy.
LB: I hear what you are trying to say, but it all sounds like the word "alamy".
Beebs: And why are we surrounded by floating "a's"? I thought you fixed that problem.
LB: I'm working on it.
Beebs: Do you still host Lyrically Speaking Winter Extravaganza. I used to love playing that.
LB: Every winter. You know what, we should pretend we hate each other. But first, a pose.
Beebs: That is so fetch.
LB: Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Beebs: [To agent] Get me out of this promo or you're fired.
Scene: Beebs and LB keep running into each other over the next few days. Could it be that there is still a spark?
Beebs: Wait. Didn't we do this scene, already?
LB: It's much better without the alamays and a's floating around.
Beebs: I kind of liked them.
LB: Okay, just for you. Voila'!
Beebs: That's better.
Scene: LB is troubled with a decision he has to make. He found a place to sell his AI art and, if he goes, won't be around to host LSWE.
LB: Thank God I still have my looks.
Scene: LB and Beebs spend more time together
Beebs: I think I'm falling back in love with you, LB. I'd like to stay here on the Bored and play Lyrically Speaking in January. And dress in beautiful clothes, of course.
LB: [mumbling] I'd like to slide my hands down. Or up. But this is a Hallmark Promo.
Beebs: What was that?
LB: I love you, too.
Scene: Beebs overhears LB talking about leaving The Bored. She turns into a mean girl.
Then a zombie:
And decides to go back to her place in cyberspace
Scene: LB tries to find Beebs, only to realize she has headed to the train station
He rushes as fast as he can to beat the train, stopping only to pause for a candid shot in a random living room
Scene: A youthful LB makes a phone call to his agent
LB: You're fired!
Scene: LB finds Beebs before she reaches her train
Beebs: I'm heading back and nothing you can say will stop me. I know you're leaving the Bored and I won't be able to play LSWE.
LB: You have it wrong. Because of you, I changed my mind about that. I'm not leaving. Lyrically Speaking goes on!
Beebs: You're not leaving? I'm sorry I went all zombie on you.
LB: No worries. Let's end this scene the way we always do. Let's touch foreheads.
Beebs: I love you, Notebook Boy.
LB: I love you too, zombie girl.
THE END
Lyrically Speaking Winter Extravaganza returns in January....ish
Here on The Bored
Where love happens
Scene: Meet LB Walker. He is tall and handsome and, surprisingly, unhitched.
Scene: LB lives in a place called The Bored, known to all there as The Notebook Boy. He keeps things running smoothly on The Bored. Everybody loves LB.
Scene: Meet Beebs Chabert.
She was once in love with LB, but she chose life in another part of cyberspace
And she always looks fabulous, and, surprisingly, is also unhitched.
Scene: they meet up for the first time in years
LB: Beebs, I didn't expect to see you here in these parts.
Beebs: I came back to take care of some things, alamy. I run a highly successful business, you know. Alamy.
LB: I hear what you are trying to say, but it all sounds like the word "alamy".
Beebs: And why are we surrounded by floating "a's"? I thought you fixed that problem.
LB: I'm working on it.
Beebs: Do you still host Lyrically Speaking Winter Extravaganza. I used to love playing that.
LB: Every winter. You know what, we should pretend we hate each other. But first, a pose.
Beebs: That is so fetch.
LB: Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Beebs: [To agent] Get me out of this promo or you're fired.
Scene: Beebs and LB keep running into each other over the next few days. Could it be that there is still a spark?
Beebs: Wait. Didn't we do this scene, already?
LB: It's much better without the alamays and a's floating around.
Beebs: I kind of liked them.
LB: Okay, just for you. Voila'!
Beebs: That's better.
Scene: LB is troubled with a decision he has to make. He found a place to sell his AI art and, if he goes, won't be around to host LSWE.
LB: Thank God I still have my looks.
Scene: LB and Beebs spend more time together
Beebs: I think I'm falling back in love with you, LB. I'd like to stay here on the Bored and play Lyrically Speaking in January. And dress in beautiful clothes, of course.
LB: [mumbling] I'd like to slide my hands down. Or up. But this is a Hallmark Promo.
Beebs: What was that?
LB: I love you, too.
Scene: Beebs overhears LB talking about leaving The Bored. She turns into a mean girl.
Then a zombie:
And decides to go back to her place in cyberspace
Scene: LB tries to find Beebs, only to realize she has headed to the train station
He rushes as fast as he can to beat the train, stopping only to pause for a candid shot in a random living room
Scene: A youthful LB makes a phone call to his agent
LB: You're fired!
Scene: LB finds Beebs before she reaches her train
Beebs: I'm heading back and nothing you can say will stop me. I know you're leaving the Bored and I won't be able to play LSWE.
LB: You have it wrong. Because of you, I changed my mind about that. I'm not leaving. Lyrically Speaking goes on!
Beebs: You're not leaving? I'm sorry I went all zombie on you.
LB: No worries. Let's end this scene the way we always do. Let's touch foreheads.
Beebs: I love you, Notebook Boy.
LB: I love you too, zombie girl.
THE END
Lyrically Speaking Winter Extravaganza returns in January....ish
Here on The Bored
Where love happens