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Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:41 am
by tlynn78
I had a message this morning from a defendant due in court at 8:15 a.m. Message came in at 7:58 a.m. "My name is ---, I was diagnosed with COVID last week, can't make court, trying to find a lawyer, I'm innocent and can't go to jail on this case.." Seriously, at least a paragraph about how innocent she is and how I need to help her prove it. The FB photo attached, I kid you not, is her. Pointing a gun. Directly at the camera, with her two children in the background. Her charges? Two felony criminal endangerment of a minor.
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:56 am
by silverscreenselect
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:41 am
The FB photo attached, I kid you not, is her. Pointing a gun. Directly at the camera, with her two children in the background. Her charges? Two felony criminal endangerment of a minor.
Was she wearing a MAGA hat?
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:28 am
by tlynn78
silverscreenselect wrote: ↑Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:56 am
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:41 am
The FB photo attached, I kid you not, is her. Pointing a gun. Directly at the camera, with her two children in the background. Her charges? Two felony criminal endangerment of a minor.
Was she wearing a MAGA hat?
Nah, judging from her grammar and hand-out requests, (and bumper stickers on her car) she's ridin' with Biden. Bless her heart.
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:18 pm
by tlynn78
Today's fresh hell, taken from the Affidavit:
"The Defendant was transported to YCDF, where he was advised of his rights per Miranda. The Defendant stated he understood his rights and agree to speak with Officer Crowe. The Defendant stated that he saw the running vehicle and he had to take a “shit” really bad, so he stole the vehicle."
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:57 pm
by Beebs52
Hey. He wasn't making shit up, so...
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 3:01 pm
by tlynn78
Beebs52 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:57 pm
Hey. He wasn't making shit up, so...
It coulda been worse - he could have simply used it as a toilet...
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:05 pm
by Beebs52
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 3:01 pm
Beebs52 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:57 pm
Hey. He wasn't making shit up, so...
It coulda been worse - he could have simply used it as a toilet...
Yeah, but you'd have to navigate gear shifts and such.
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:15 pm
by silverscreenselect
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:18 pm
Today's fresh hell, taken from the Affidavit:
"The Defendant was transported to YCDF, where he was advised of his rights per Miranda. The Defendant stated he understood his rights and agree to speak with Officer Crowe. The Defendant stated that he saw the running vehicle and he had to take a “shit” really bad, so he stole the vehicle."
Are you sure you're not in Florida?
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:54 pm
by Vandal
Montana is the Florida of the Northwest.
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 5:36 pm
by tlynn78
Vandal wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:54 pm
Montana is the Florida of the Northwest.
Our -9 degrees and foot of snow would beg to differ.
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 6:17 pm
by Estonut
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 5:36 pm
Vandal wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:54 pm
Montana is the Florida of the Northwest.
Our -9 degrees and foot of snow would beg to differ.
That, and the lack of vacationing Democrats.
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 6:55 pm
by BackInTex
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 6:17 pm
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 5:36 pm
Vandal wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:54 pm
Montana is the Florida of the Northwest.
Our -9 degrees and foot of snow would beg to differ.
That, and the lack of vacationing Democrats.
Vacationing unmasked Democrats.
Re: Another "You can't make this s*$t up" entry
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 7:49 pm
by tlynn78
BackInTex wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 6:55 pm
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 6:17 pm
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 22, 2022 5:36 pm
Our -9 degrees and foot of snow would beg to differ.
That, and the lack of vacationing Democrats.
Vacationing unmasked Democrats.
There's that.